Mr. Yu, who started a new career, is no longer the loser who always sighs before, and he now sees the hope of life.

Originally, he was a little wooden, but he was also going down the humorous route.

He carefully prepares for classes, lectures seriously, and seriously expands his humor cells.

on the training course.

He said: "Learning English is like learning to call birds, you learn to call birds in the woods, and when four birds land on your shoulder, it means that you have passed English level 4, and when you have six birds on your shoulder, you have passed level 6." ”

"When there are many birds on the shoulders...... Yu Minhong sold a pass.

The students in the training class cheered, "It means that you have passed the TOEFL." ”

Teacher Yu pursed his lips for a moment, and then smiled evilly: "No, it means that you have become a birdman." ”

There was a burst of laughter in the class, and in the midst of laughter, Yu Minhong told the joke in English once, and many people learned a lot of words and sentence patterns in the entertaining and educational process.

New Dream English Training Institution has started its journey.

……

Yenching University of Foreign Chinese.

Classes have already begun in the freshman year.

The clubs of the school are also in full swing in their spare time.

These days.

Many people constantly introduce themselves, in classes, in clubs, in student unions, in various occasions.

Everyone was very positive during this time.

But it is rare to be "positive" like Li Jun.

That guy not only saw the head and tail of the dragon during military training, but now he is actually the same.

Many times the teacher called him by name and passed him directly, but that classmate Li Jun did not come.

Freshmen are old pimps, they know that the students after the sophomore year are very old pimps, but freshmen, and this kind of old pimps at the beginning of the school year, these teachers all want to catch the freshman one time and give it a good meal.

After getting rid of Teacher Yu of Yan University, Li Jun returned to school and became his student.

However, this student is really a bit unqualified.

Teacher Gan of English Stylistics began his pre-class roll call.

"Students, I'm here for the roll call. ”

"No. 1 Zhang Junru. ”

"No. 2 Li Guangfu. ”

“……”

The instructor prepared this number without naming him, but he still clicked it.

"No. 18 Li Jun. ”

"Here!"

The teacher raised his head and helped his glasses, and the one named Li Jun actually came.

"This student is simply lawless, he skipped a lot of classes in his freshman year, and he has no teacher in his sophomore year, no, now he has no teacher in his eyes, look at himself and click, he has come a few times, very angry. ”

"Li Jun, the sun is really coming out in the west today! Come with me after class. ”

"Oh!"

……

After class, Li Jun followed the teacher with a smile.

"Teacher Gan, you won't ask for my name in your classes in the future, I promise that you won't be held back for the final exam. ”

Teacher Gan turned around and saw that it was Li Jun, and he said, "Hmph, you don't go to class, you don't study......"

Li Jun put a stack of things into the pocket of Teacher Sun.

Mr. Sun helped his glasses because he had just seen a stack of them, and he swallowed.

"That, classmate Li Jun, in the final exam, your test paper score is about to pass, and I will definitely not embarrass you in terms of your usual grades. ”

"Thank you, Mr. Gan, thank you, Mr. Gan. ”

"I must study hard, and as I said in the final exam, I will not lag behind!"

"That's good, that's good. ”

Li Jun doesn't know when he will become a bad student~

What is this for, for that graduation certificate, but that graduation certificate is really useless to him.

But he is still ready to get that graduation certificate, there is a beginning and an end, he was admitted to the university, if he didn't get the graduation certificate, it is estimated that his father will be so angry that he vomits blood.

However, this is an era of tide change, and there are outlets everywhere, as long as you stand on it, you can fly.

There will be a lot of people who seem impossible to succeed and who have inexplicably taken off in this era.

So there is that sentence that pigs can take off in the tuyere.

Li Jun knows a lot of outlets and knows a lot of opportunities, so this is also because he didn't choose Yan University and Peking University, which is biased towards academics, and does his homework to the extreme, Li Jun can't do it at all.

Because he wants to stand on the cusp as much as possible in these nineties and build his own empire of wealth.

Mixed bedding.

It's another action to go to the cafeteria to eat, and there are many such freshman teams on the way,

Basically, this kind of full-time sleep action only occurs at the beginning of the freshman year or on some special days.

When everyone is familiar with the campus and the surrounding environment, and chooses different classes, because of their personality, family background, beauty and ugliness, grades, hobbies, and then they are divided into different small circles, there will be fewer and fewer full-sleep actions.

Yang Kangkang bragged about how good his girlfriend was, and her roommate in the dormitory was also beautiful.

Yang Kangkang in the dormitory successfully chased a girl after military training.

This speed.

And it's also a senior sister.

No one who gave him to the ox did not gnash his teeth.

Mongolian students are thinking about how girls like their thighs are not as thick as my arms.

Pan Jiangbei from the Japanese Department was thinking that she was not as handsome as me, not as cool as me, that girl was either blind or a dinosaur, and she was definitely not as beautiful as Yang Kangkang boasted.

"Brothers, in order for you not to be lonely in college, my girlfriend and I met each other with the dormitory this time, they want to see me, and I also won a chance for everyone to get off the single and see the beauties in their dormitory, so we want to have a dormitory friendship and long live friendship. ”

"Hey, are you guys stunned by the news you brought me? ”

"Cut!"

"Yang Kangkang, thank you for the opportunity, but if they weren't beauties, I would spit out your white face when they came back. ”

"Others?"

"Go, why don't you go, I don't want to be alone in college. ”

A group of werewolf roommates have expressed their opinions.

Li Jun couldn't make excuses not to go this time, and he finally got in the dormitory once, so he didn't get too out of touch with everyone, but he was also very curious about what kind of Chunju Qiulan looked like in the dormitory of Yang Kangkang, a beautiful woman who was full of praise for young flowers.

"I'll go too. ”

Before the evening party, the mixed bed began to make a variety of hairstyles, and when I saw the beauties for the first time, the hungry men wanted to make a good impression on them.

Watch a few people dress up elaborately.

Even the stuffy gourd's bun is blowing his hairstyle.

But Li Jun still has that casual appearance, a bit ...... compared to others

After tidying up.

A room full of creatures with too much male hormone is starting to look forward to the evening of socialization.

Yang Kangkang's girlfriend, the beauties in the dormitory, are also dressed up.

They walked together, and their graceful figures were like an impeccable landscape, which attracted passers-by to look sideways.

In a dormitory, it's quite rare to have one or two beautiful women.

But in the private room of the restaurant of the sorority, there are actually four beauties in the dormitory, and the other two are actually not low in appearance, under the halo of several super beauties, they don't look very green, they are all very temperamental.