Chapter 0029: You're a Pig
"I'm listening!" Wu Xuanming looked like a student listening carefully, looking forward to Gu Meizi telling the next wonderful story.
"There is also a possibility that you poisoned people, and this poison is not highly toxic at all, just the kind of deep sleep agent that can make people fake their death. It's always a conspiracy you've made, and you want people to know that you're a good doctor. ”
The last thing Gu Meizi wants to see is this possibility, but only this kind of reasoning is the most convincing. In her eyes, Wu Xuanming is not a gentleman, and he usually flows in anger, but he does not look like a vicious and sinister person.
Wu Xuanming was also very surprised when he heard such reasoning, it turned out that he was always a bad person in the other party's heart, and he was also a cunning person who was extremely bad.
It's easy to be a bad person, but it's hard to be a good person who can be praised!
Seeing that Wu Xuanming was in a trance, Gu Meizi said again: "If you tell the truth, I can make an exception to forgive you once, and I promise not to let my father know." ”
"Because you still don't know what kind of person I am, so even if I admit something, you will definitely think that I am lying, and if you want to know the answer, you should go and find it yourself!" Wu Xuanming really wanted to go up and smoke her.
What have you been working so hard for? It's not to make money for you, a white-eyed wolf, it's good that you have always treated Lao Tzu as a bad person.
The more Wu Xuanming thought about it, the more annoyed he felt, but he still held back the anger in his heart and pretended to be very disdainful. If it had been three years ago, he would have gone crazy by now, and no matter who the person in front of him was, he would inevitably be beaten up.
"If you dare to admit it, I will believe it, you don't think that you are a kung fu idol now and you can do whatever you want, and you don't think that you are very smug because you are wild like a male dog all night. Wu Xuanming didn't mess with her much, but she launched the rush first.
Listening to her words, I felt a strong smell of vinegar.
Wu Xuanming doesn't care what kind of mentality she has, it's just wrong to scold people anyway.
Wu Xuanming pounced on Gu Meizi between the lightning and flint, and held her down: "Today, I will teach you a good lesson for Senior Brother, a little kid full of dirty words!"
But the next moment, he lost his mind and seemed to realize that he was still preparing to do something to a girl for the first time, and he didn't know how to do it at all. Pressing Gu Meizi's shoulders tightly with both hands, she clamped her legs with her legs to prevent the other party from having any chance to fight back.
"Ahh......h
She was in a hurry, and Wu Xuanming was even more helpless, "Don't blame me for doing it if you're still crying!" Wu Xuanming wanted to scare the other party and let her calm down temporarily, but things became more and more difficult to end.
Gu Meizi cried: "Pervert...... Rogue...... Woo!" screamed and writhed, desperately resisting.
Things got out of hand.
Wu Xuanming was in a dilemma, Gu Meizi under him was wearing a low-cut short suit, and she was in a state of spring after a slight struggle.
What would happen if this scene was seen by the senior brother?
Even if Wu Xuanming dies 10,000 times, he can't explain it clearly.
Fight!
Wu Xuanming's heart was horizontal, and he didn't stop doing anything, he turned Gu Meizi over, made her back face the sky, and then slapped Gu Meizi's palace and pumped it.
Syllable!
"Ahh
"If you cry again, I'll still smoke!" Wu Xuanming picked up his slap again and slapped it hard.
The girl was probably frightened and stopped talking.
After Gu Meizi was let go by Wu Xuanming, she rushed into her room and locked the door fiercely.
Wu Xuanming also pinched a cold sweat, and his actions just now were really impulsive. Fortunately, the elder brother didn't happen to go home at this time, and if he was seen, he wouldn't be able to explain it clearly.
Wu Xuanming stretched out the slap that slapped Gu Meizi's ass just now, slapped it hard on his face, and scolded in his heart: "Lao Tzu has been a beast again!"
I didn't see any movement for a long time, so Wu Xuanming quietly walked outside Gu Meizi's room and listened secretly, except for the sound of tearing paper, there was nothing abnormal.
This girl has a bit of a weird temper, and she probably won't be able to get along with herself.
Wu Xuanming analyzed it back and forth, and felt that there should be nothing to do, so he went back to his room to sleep.
Wu Xuanming lay on the bed tossing and turning, unable to sleep. I've been comforting myself in my heart, and I've been worried that this girl will do something stupid.
Go and apologize and feel very faceless, anyway, it's just the elders teaching the younger ones a lesson, it's not a big deal.
If you don't apologize, you can't go in your heart, a little girl is also pitiful, her parents' divorce makes her lack of family warmth, and now she is so aggrieved that she was slapped a few times, and no one can stand it.
Knock knock!
There was a noise outside.
Wu Xuanming was stunned, thinking that the girl should not hang herself, right?
After thinking about it, he thought it was very possible, so he hurriedly rushed out and came to the outside of Gu Meizi's room, and was about to bang on the door to enter, when there was a man's soft muttering voice in the hall, although it was very small, it could still be heard clearly.
"Captain, it seems that there is no one at home. ”
"Shhhh ”
It seems that there is more than one person listening to the voice, is it a thief?
Wu Xuanming lightly touched the door of the hall, ready to catch turtles in an urn.
"It's complicated here, how do you act?"
"You pig, find me one by one. ”
Through the hazy moonlight shining through the window, Wu Xuanming vaguely saw four figures shaking, and it seemed that they should not be ordinary thieves.
Knock knock!
I don't know who accidentally made the noise.
"You pig, be careful!"
"What are so many of us afraid of, just turn on the light and give him a shuttle of bullets and it's over. ”
Bullets? Wu Xuanming felt that things were a little bad when he heard it, and it would be difficult to deal with these people if they really had a guy in their hands, after all, bullets don't have eyes.
"Shhhhh ”
"Captain, let's go in together. "Two people have already touched the door of Gu Meizi's room, and it seems that they are ready to start.
At this time, Wu Xuanming began to be a little entangled, and rushed over directly for fear of alarming the other party, in case they were desperate to shoot the guy wildly, it would be troublesome, just when he was in a dilemma, the two of them crashed into it directly.
"Beast, get out!" Gu Meizi's voice came like thunder.
This girl may think that it is 'Uncle Wu Xuanming' who broke into the door.
After hearing this voice, Wu Xuanming felt very innocent, and even a little aggrieved.
And rushed in, and the two of them were also frightened by the sound of the lion roar in Hedong, and hurriedly retreated.
"You pig, you stepped on Lao Tzu's foot!" the two bumped into each other as they exited, and one of them angrily rebuked.
These men are well-trained in their movements, but one of them, known as 'You pig', is a bit clumsy and occasionally provokes his companions to yell.
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