Steel Egg couldn't walk on the way home. I feel like I am a radish growing on the field where I just went on a blind date, and my parents are forcibly pulling him out of the ground.

One day I can't give up, and when it gets dark, I'm even more thirsty.

Yaya, your voice and gaze, reappear soon, I can't hold on.

My mood is like a garlic sprout that can't see the light - why isn't there a little greenery?

My mentality is like an aluminum kettle squatting on the stove - there is no water in the aluminum kettle!

My soul is like a melon seed buried in the wet soil, about to sprout......

Yaya save me.

Persisted until more than 11 o'clock at night, Gangdan couldn't hold on any longer, and sent a WeChat message to Yaya: "I miss you." ”

I felt much more comfortable all of a sudden.

It's about poking a hole in the sky. The sky fell and the earth followed.

I don't expect to get a call tonight, just like I don't expect the moon to turn into an electric light and jump in through a window.

"Dog talk!" she scolded back on WeChat.

The moon really came in, though it was like a cactus, with thorns.

"I know that you are brave and courageous, but you can't be bold. How can an old man send this to a strange old lady in the middle of the night?"

"Thank you!"

"I'm criticizing you harshly, why do you thank me?"

"We didn't know each other at school, we went on a blind date after this morning - I feel like we're already acquaintances, really. I really like you and really want to marry you. ”

I feel like I've been photographed, why don't I give it to the letter?

"What are you talking about? I'm in my first year of high school and you're in my third year of junior high school, so you should be a year younger than me, right? Then I'm a year older than you. It is said that a female freshman is not a wife. ”

"When I was in the fourth grade of primary school, I had epilepsy, and my parents sent me to Chenjiaqu to learn Tai Chi Xingyi Quan for two years. Then I got better and started again in fourth grade. So, I'm a year older than you. ”

"It's pretty much the same - but, you're still dead, you're not up to the standard of a husband in my mind. At most, you can be a male girlfriend and a confidant. ”

Eldest sister, it turns out that you went on a blind date to meet a male girlfriend?

"That's fine, just a male girlfriend. He said smugly. At this time, it was 0 o'clock, and he stopped talking.

At 0:30, Yaya sent a WeChat message to Gangdan: "I miss you." ”

What? Why don't you play your cards according to common sense?

"Really?!" Steelball's reply was a question mark and an exclamation mark. The sleepy god who stepped on the steel egg raised his feet and walked away. He thought: Tsinghua University and Peking University, it is better to be bold. Love WeChat, more bold. What is sent out, what is reflected back.

"I want to see you. Yaya replied.

"Then come to my house, I'm at home now. ”

"Now, the tryst in the middle of the night, I have a fever again, right? Outsiders will laugh when they see it—pretend to be a joke, and secretly eat sour vinegar in their hearts. Let's look forward to the dawn together. Yaya replied.

"But when will it be bright?"

"Go to sleep, I don't want people to see my boyfriend have eye droppings. ”

"Alright, I'll go to sleep. ”

Steel Egg quickly fell asleep.

As soon as the morning dawned, Steel Egg and the stone lion in front of his house welcomed Yaya's visit in front of his house.

Seeing Gangdan's excited appearance, she poured some cold water on him: "Don't look like you haven't had a female girlfriend in your hundreds of lifetimes." Don't distort the meaning of the word, I said what I thought in the middle of the night to see how you practice Xingyiquan. ”

The steel egg immediately demonstrated, practiced a triple jump and pinched a brick.

"It's a cat catching mice. Steel Egg said.

At the south end of the courtyard, a neighbor's door-to-door cat climbed a large jujube tree that was a little crooked, turned around and went to the house to see the situation.

Steel Egg also staggered up a few trees in a row.

"So she's your master?" Yaya asked, pointing to the cat Meimei who was smiling and looking down at her.

"It's my sister. Steel Egg said.