Chapter 100: Airborne Idol Girl
"I, I, I...... At that time, our three brothers considered that Honghao's junior brother had a female benefactor for a long time, which would easily affect the image of our spiritual temple. So...... Ahem, the three of us went to knock on the door and said the room number of the junior brother, hoping that they can discuss this matter by themselves, solve their private affairs, and don't affect everyone's cultivation!"
After Hongyuan said this, Hongsheng hurriedly agreed.
"Yes, yes, we did this for the sake of the reputation of the ancient temple, but we didn't ask you to mess with the relationship between men and women!"
"Yes, it's unsightly!"
"Hehe, senior brothers, do you see what we are doing in the room?" Zhang Hao sneered.
"This ......"
"That's not true, but if you're locked up in a room with a few girls at night, what else can you do?" Hongbi said that he took it for granted.
Zhang Hao sneered, "Amitabha! Master, nephew, and master, you have all heard it! There are four of us in the room, what else can I do? Of course, the poor monk is enlightening the three female benefactors, asking them to let go of the mortal dust and let go of this relationship. ”
"Three, can there be such a thing?" the old monk looked at Chen Hongyu and the others.
The three of them all nodded, and said meaningfully, "I was ignorant before! After the enlightenment of Master Honghao, we have already realized! Master, we will go down the mountain tomorrow and will not disturb your temple again." ”
Hearing this, the old monk sighed, and then said, "Honghao, Hongyuan, Hongsheng, now the matter is very clear, it is just a misunderstanding." You guys...... Alas, the six roots are not pure, and they will think about good things in any way. Each person is punished with 300 meditation mantras. ”
"What?"
"Why? Reluctantly? Five hundred times!"
"Yes, Master!"
The roots of the three people's teeth were itching with hatred, and looking at Zhang Hao's eyes, they really wanted to tear him alive.
Originally, they wanted to trap Zhang Hao, but how could he not do anything wrong, and they were punished by themselves.
And what's going on with these three women?
Didn't they all unite the front and want Zhang Hao to leave the spiritual temple?
Why are they all helping him open his eyes and talk nonsense for a while.
Hey, this stinky boy really has a hand at playing with women's feelings.
Zhang Hao breathed a sigh of relief, it's not easy!
This spiritual temple is said to be a place for Buddhism to cultivate, but the result is still intrigue, where are these monks monks?
Except for the old monk, Zhang Hao really didn't find a normal one.
Anyway, this time it was a thrilling experience!
Early the next morning, after getting Zhang Hao's promise, the three girls said goodbye to him one after another.
Except for Fang Xiaolan, everyone has a job, and they can't be consumed here every day, right?
Of course, they have only one request, and when the three months come, they will come and turn the spiritual temple upside down.
Hearing these words, Zhang Hao's whole body was cold! It really came from between his teeth, gritting his teeth.
Sent them away, on the way back!
When Zhang Hao thought of the in the temple, he had a headache.
Forget it!
Whoever loves penance and who goes ascetic.
Didn't the old monk say, "The Buddha is in my heart!"
Therefore, he justifiably ran directly to a big tree on the side of the road, and lay down comfortably Meng Zhougong.
Zhuang Zhou Mengdie, or Dish Dream Zhuang Zhou?
It's so profound!
slept until noon, if it wasn't for the cold wind blowing badly, Zhang Hao felt that he could lie down for a while.
I got up and shivered, looked at the time, and tried my best to suppress my desires last night.
It's no wonder that there are fewer and fewer real monks these days.
Zhang Hao walked towards the spiritual temple with the mentality of losing his soul, but when he first arrived at the door, he couldn't believe his eyes.
"Help, help, who's going to save me?"
A woman dressed as a nun was screaming for help somewhere.
Next to this woman, there was also a monk who looked lewd and sneered, "Little lady, you just obey me." ”
"Bastard, this is the place where Buddhism cultivates, you dare to ......"
If you cooperate, I'll make you comfortable, if you don't, I'll knock you out, and then you'll be comfortable. Haha......"
Seeing this scene, Zhang Hao's nose was almost crooked.
The spiritual temple has degenerated to such an extent? There are monks who molest women from good families in broad daylight? No! They are poor nuns from good families, and they are simply lawless.
"Bold! bald donkey, dare to rob the master with the old man, stop!"
Zhang Hao, as a three-good young man, is now an ascetic, how can he not be saved when he dies?
Immediately opened the "Memory of the King of Soldiers", took three steps and made two steps, and then quickly rushed forward.
The monk was stunned, looking at Zhang Hao dumbfounded, what is the situation?
As a result, Zhang Hao didn't say a word, and went up with a fist, which made this guy's nose bleed.
The flower monk was frightened, and quickly shouted, "What kind ......of plane?
"It's you who shoots!"
Zhang Hao grabbed this guy's hand, fell over the shoulder, and threw him out.
The unlucky flower monk hadn't taken advantage of it yet, and he suddenly frothing at Zhang Hao's mouth, and he was unconscious.
Zhang Hao cleaned him up here, and planned to go back and ask the little nun if she was okay.
Outcome......
"What the hell is going on? Where did this group performance come from? Master Hongsheng, Master Hongsheng, where did this person come from?"
Alas......
Zhang Hao looked around, only to find that in the forest, a large group of people were looking at him with a surprised face.
There's a camera over there!
I'm going, is this making a movie?
Wasn't that just now......
Zhang Hao's face turned white with fright, as if he had beaten the wrong person.
Hongsheng is also very helpless! Why is this Honghao again?
I haven't settled accounts with him about yesterday's incident, and now I'm doing things again.
"Senior Brother Honghao, what are you doing? Haven't you seen people making movies?"
"Senior brother, I'm ...... I really don't know. Anyway, when did the spiritual temple become a movie set?" Zhang Hao was also very depressed, and he made an accident in the face of righteousness and bravery.
"Nonsense! How many people still believe in God and Buddhism these days? If you don't open up some other business, there are so many monks in our temple, you can support them." ”
Hongsheng scolded Zhang Hao severely, and then quickly apologized, "Director, director! I'm sorry, my stupid junior brother didn't know we were filming." ”
"Oh, that's funny! How much did we pay for the venue? You've knocked my actor unconscious, where can I find one? I can tell you! You can't afford to pay for the lost work today. "The director is a mustache, and he drags it like 2580,000.
Hongsheng was also very helpless, turned his head to look at Zhang Hao, and replied, "Senior Brother Honghao, you can do it yourself, you will cause a big disaster!"
Zhang Hao was also helpless, this good hero saved the beauty and got into trouble.
I don't know what to do.
Outcome......
"Brother Hao, are you Brother Hao?" a nice voice sounded.
Zhang Hao was stunned for a moment, turned his head to look, and was dumbfounded.
I saw a beautiful beauty in ancient costume, standing there, looking at herself in surprise.
"Oh my God, why are you here?"
That's right! This is the idol star Zhao Sangyu, who has swept thousands of boys and girls. After wearing the ancient costume, it is simply beautiful to a new height!
It was a surprise that she would appear in the spiritual temple today.
Zhao Sangyu saw Zhang Hao's appearance, and laughed with a "poof", and then said, "Brother Hao, aren't you being an announcer? Why do you come here to play tricks? Oh! I understand, you also want to mix in the entertainment industry? You can go directly to me or Mr. Chen, why do you have to play tricks?"
“……”
Zhang Hao was embarrassed, and said with a wry smile, "I'm not here to play tricks, I'm here to become a monk." ”
"What? Brother Hao, how did you come to be a monk and what happened?"
Zhao Sangyu was still surprised here, and the director over there hurriedly ran over.
One moment it was called a drag, but now it looks like a pug.
"Miss Sangyu, do you know him?"
"Well, director! This is a friend of mine, who probably didn't notice the camera just now, thinking that something was wrong, so he saved people with righteousness. Don't blame him!" Of course, Zhao Sangyu wanted to help Zhang Hao speak.
The director immediately accompanied the smiling face, "Where to say, where to say, since you are a friend of Miss Sang Yu, this is just a misunderstanding." ”
Speaking of this, he turned around and shouted at the other group performers, "Come on, come on, who is that...... Shave your head and replace it. ”
"Me, me, me!"
A group of group performers are crazy, this is a chance to show their faces, maybe they will become popular and become the next stupid root.