Chapter 107: Does Fart Bulge?
Chapter 107: Does Fart Bulge?
Looking from afar, the tight-fitting leather jacket and leather pants set off his graceful figure, standing proudly, old wow!
It seems that the woman is also a vegetable seller, looking at the bubbling water tank around her, as if she is selling seafood.
Oh, is this love at first sight? No, it's just lust, it's just pure lust.
I used to hate the most perverts, but I didn't expect to grow up and become my most hated look, the dog's head to save his life!
Ye Chen walked over with vegetables, wanting to meet this strange woman for a while, how could anyone dress like this to sell seafood, curiosity and some impure motives, Ye Chen wanted to get a glimpse of it and unveil its mystery.
"Little sister, your figure is amazing!" Ye Chen stepped on the slippery ground and said casually.
The woman seemed to be accustomed to seeing this kind of man, so she didn't answer, but said with a serious face: "How many fresh abalones?"
Hearing the woman's answer, Ye Chen looked down, and sure enough, he saw a large pink abalone, which should have been caught not long ago, it was very fresh, and it turned out to be an abalone seller.
Not only abalone, but also wriggling geoducks and some live crabs in the large tank on the left.
Ye Chen looked at it, held his chin and said, "Weigh some abalone! ”
The woman got busy and went to the tank to catch the wriggling abalone.
"What's the name of the young lady! I wonder if your leather pants will bulge when you fart?"
Ye Chen asked casually, and glanced at the tight leather pants, his gaze slowly upward.
"My name is Ling Yin, I don't know if my leather pants fart or not, but you're a little underwhelmed. ”
After the woman noticed Ye Chen's gaze, she smiled: "If you tease your sister, you will have to pay the price! I am a killer who kills people without blinking!"
You don't have to guard against villains, but even if you are a decent gentleman like me, it's really...
Suddenly, Ye Chen felt a murderous aura, his back was cold, and a cold sweat broke out.
But then the woman smiled like a flower: "I'm kidding you!"
"I'm scared to death!" Ye Chen patted his chest weakly, his heart was about to come out, it turned out to be a joke!
The woman in black leather pants and leather clothes packed the abalone, got on the scale, and was about to calculate the price.
"I don't think the young lady looks like she is suitable for selling seafood, is she here to experience life?" Ye Chen noticed that the woman's movements seemed to be very unskillful, a little clumsy, not a professional seafood buyer, and asked.
"Yes, yes! it's nice to do something else once in a while, and to relax!" replied the woman nonchalantly.
When the woman was about to quote the price, a sound came from the headphones between her hair, and she hurried away.
"Hey, I haven't settled my account yet!Don't go!" Ye Chen hurriedly asked.
Unexpectedly, the woman waved her hand and said loudly: "I've sent you, I left beforehand!"
Is there still such a business in these years? There are no surprises!
Ye Chen weighed the abalone in his hand, and he didn't want to take advantage of others, so he put down the money and left with peace of mind.
...
"Is the mission accomplished?"
"It's done! The goal of the seafood restaurant has been dropped!"
"Very good! I'm going to send you a quest to complete, many people have missed it before. ”
"Ling Yin guarantees to complete the task!"
The woman glanced at the text message sent by the other party and muttered in a low voice: "Why is this person so familiar, it seems to be the LSP just now, things have become a little interesting!"
The corners of his mouth set off a strange arc, and he licked his crimson lips with his pink tongue.
....
At this time, Ye Chen, who didn't know that he was in danger, was walking leisurely in the streets, walking through the bright lights of the downtown area, and when he passed by the red light district, he found a bewitching hairstyling shop.
"Guest, do you want to wash your hair? We can not only wash the big head, but also the small head! Ten yuan for the big head, eight hundred for the small head!" A beautiful woman in revealing clothes scratched her head and gestured to solicit customers.
Ye Chen waved his hand and walked away, how could he come to such a place? He is a righteous gentleman, after understanding the words of the beautiful woman, he understands in seconds.
This woman is of good quality in terms of appearance and figure alone, but judging from Ye Chen's experience, she is a black fungus, say goodbye, and disturb!
Walking through the bustling city and entering the primitive deep mountains, Ye Chen was very satisfied with the large bags and small bags, and then a black light appeared, and all the ingredients were swallowed into the sword domain space.
He clapped his hands, satisfied.
After walking for a while, it always felt that something was wrong, as if someone was following him.
But when I looked back, there was nothing.
"What's going on? What's going on with this deep uneasiness?"
Ye Chen glanced around and muttered in a low voice.
He walked deeper and deeper at this time, and gradually saw no figure around, he felt that the other party was about to act, so he planned to do it.
Coming to a swamp, Ye Chen felt that it was time for a showdown, his sleeve robe shook, and the four short swords were hidden behind the trees, ready to attack.
As expected, a black shadow actually sprang out of the leaves, and stabbed at it with a hidden blade, the speed was very fast, if it weren't for the recent improvement of his skills, Ye Chen felt that he might be killed under this blow, the other party's methods were really ruthless.
Fortunately, his skills have increased greatly, and he has reached the late stage of morning dew.
Roughly estimated, this killer is about the appearance of the early stage of the Mo Ganlin realm, with agility and extraordinary shots.
Ye Chen narrowly avoided the blow, but he still left a sword mark on his arm, but it only hurt the flesh.
The other party originally wanted to pierce his heart directly, but he didn't estimate Ye Chen's true strength.
Ye Chen is not an ordinary monk in the late stage of the morning dew!
After a round, Ye Chen stared around, but the black shadow was like a ghost and could not be detected at all.
He carefully felt the aura fluctuations around him, trying to find the other party.
Back... This is the part that this kind of assassin likes to attack the most, but it seems that the spiritual power fluctuations in the back are normal, and the front is also normal...
Where is it?
Masculine reflected the shadow through his body, and Ye Chen's gaze at this time was also looking towards his own shadow.
Immediately sensing the abnormality, he summoned the Mo Xuan Sword, held it in his hand, and was about to fight the enemy.
Suddenly, a black shadow appeared from his shadow, and the Hidden Blade was about to pierce his throat, and he pressed the three-foot Qingfeng Sword against his neck, successfully resisting the dangerous blow.
"Guessed right!" Ye Chen said secretly in his heart.
The two were at a stalemate like this, but the other party couldn't stab each other, and they were also moved by a little surprise.
She had already successfully assassinated many people in this way, and she thought that her skills were weird, and she could easily assassinate this kid in the Chaolu realm.
If the assassination world knew that she was an assassin in the Ganlin realm and couldn't solve a monk in the Chaolu realm, wouldn't it become the biggest joke in the world?
The figure of the other party gradually appeared in front of Ye Chen, she was wearing a black mask, only a pair of eyes were exposed, and her black and bright hair was draped over her shoulders.
After looking at each other, Ye Chen felt that these eyes were so familiar, as if he had just seen them not long ago, but he had seen many pairs of eyes just now, and the most charming was the girl from the foot-washing city, and that one was the most impressive.
"I'm sorry! Little handsome guy, it's a pity that you're gone! People still want you to taste the taste of your legs that can't fit together!" The woman in black said in a soft and numb voice.
Ye Chen was suddenly shocked, the current appearance of the two seems to be indistinguishable!
But the other party said this confidently, definitely not to scare him, Ye Chen's intuition told him that what the other party said was likely to be true.
Judging from the appearance alone, this woman is definitely a stunner in the world, and the more charming she is, the more dangerous she is.
It's not just a thorny rose! It's a poisonous, deadly rose with thorns!
Ye Chen stared at the beautiful woman in front of him, the faces of the two were very close, Ye Chen could almost smell her tempting body fragrance, but at this time, he couldn't think about those things anymore, the most important thing now was to live.
Although it is said that the peony flower is also a ghost to die, but I have not tasted the feeling of not being able to close my legs, so I died like this, which is a blood loss.
What is it that makes the charming woman in front of her say such things?
I saw the woman under the black mask squirming her face, as if something was about to burst out.
Ye Chen finally knew the source of the danger at this time, this woman had a hidden weapon in her mouth, no wonder she was so fearless.
He was shocked in his heart, and sure enough, the next moment, a hidden weapon like a thin needle burst out from his lips, and with a "poof", it penetrated through the black mask, and the next second it was about to shoot through Ye Chen's eyebrows.
Ye Chen shouted at this time: "The sword is coming!"
The four flying swords hidden behind the tree slammed into the Needle Concealment Weapon, causing it to deviate from its direction.
"Ahhh
The other party immediately panicked, Ye Chen took this opportunity to pounce on the other party's body, and the two lost their balance and fell into the swamp together.
They fell into the swamp and scuffled.
"How dare you eat Lao Niang's tofu!"
"Don't you want me to taste the feeling of not being able to close my legs?
"Shameless, brazen man!"
But after the two of them scuffled in the swamp, they felt that something was wrong, this swamp seemed to be slowly dragging their bodies down, and with the cultivation of the two, they couldn't escape.
At this moment, Ye Chen suddenly understood why he didn't see a single animal in this swamp, and he couldn't help but quiet down.
The other party also noticed the abnormality, so he stopped fighting with Ye Chen.
"It's all your fault!" the woman said coquettishly.
"It's not that you, an old woman, want to kill me, so I made this decision!" Ye Chen was unforgiving.
"What? You dare to call me an old woman, you wait, my sister will let you understand what it means to be a prosperous face in the world!"
As soon as the words fell, the woman lifted her mask with anger on her face, revealing her true face.