Chapter 243: Back to the Black Cauldron?
Listening to the words of the Jade Emperor, Min Jun and Hongyi were frightened. And Min Jun's words didn't work at all, and the Jade Emperor continued to talk about his own way in the live broadcast room.
"You know a fart! What are men afraid of! Besides, this is a good thing for the benefit of all immortals, and the immortals who agree to it all show their claws?" The Jade Emperor said solemnly: "Now that the times have changed, is it interesting to be bound by rules and regulations every day? There are also women in the heavenly realm who are wrapped in thick brocade clothes every day, and are still obsessed with the rustic belly pocket style, but more fashionable bikinis have been put on the market!
This bohemian remark made the immortals in the live broadcast room dare not accept it, and the unprotected notes of the evening festival also stopped swiping the screen.
"The Jade Emperor is so leisurely and elegant, he knows how to study women's underwear all day long, do you still want this old face?" Tian is shameless!" A fan named First Beauty sent a message when everyone was silent, and a full ten were across the screen.
"Who?" Seeing the other party openly contradicting each other, the Jade Emperor became angry, "Dare to talk to a widow like this!Who are you?!"
"I'm your mother!" replied the first beauty of the fan.
"Ma Dan!" the Jade Emperor was furious, "You are looking for death, you! There is a kind of telling the widow where you are! Name, address! The widow can't kill you!"
"This palace is in the imperial garden, come on, come and me! This palace is waiting for you!"
The Jade Emperor was stunned, and the cold sweat on his back kept rising,, why did this old witch come to the live broadcast room? Although he was uneasy in his heart, the Jade Emperor still said cruel words, and he couldn't admit it in the live broadcast room! No matter what, he had to be stronger, if he was afraid that his wife's affairs would be revealed in the live broadcast room, where would the prestige of the helmsman of the Three Realms be!
"you, forget it! the widow can't kill you!" said the Jade Emperor.
"The Jade Emperor is very powerful and domineering!" The gods in the live broadcast room didn't know that the gods followed and coaxed, "Please also ask the Jade Emperor to greatly urge Min Jun to promote bikinis as soon as possible!
The Jade Emperor was so angry that he covered his face, and promoted a hairy bikini, and the widow was about to die!
Three million immortals were online at the same time, swiping the screen for a while, and each of them had a name to cover up, and the Jade Emperor didn't know any of them.
At this time, the scenery is beautiful, and the flowers are so beautiful that in the royal garden, a woman with a peerless elegance is tightly locked, her face is hideous, and the goblet in her hand has been shattered. The golden nails on the phoenix's hands trembled, obviously angry because of his heart. I didn't expect that the husband who had shared the bed with her for tens of thousands of years would not be able to kill her, and the Queen Mother of the West was so sore that her teeth were sour.
Ah~, a roar!
The beautiful Imperial Garden was destroyed by the immortal law, and in just one breath, the Imperial Garden was built with a lot of money and turned into a ruin.
"The Queen Mother is angry!" Seeing this scene, the Queen Mother of the West had to make her personal maid panic and knelt down.
Because of this live broadcast, not only ordinary immortals were pulled in, but even the Queen Mother of the West was pulled in by the fairy in red, purely wanting to bring happiness to the Queen Mother of the West, but she didn't expect to catch the tail of the Jade Emperor here.
"Okay! Bengong is waiting here! Bengong will see how he can't kill me!" said the Queen Mother of the West coldly, her chest rising and falling as she spoke, and her flaming red lips looked a little purple.
At this moment, a private message was sent, "Honey, is it really you?" The Jade Emperor sent a message in horror, wanting to confirm whether the guess was true.
After glancing at the information, the Queen Mother of the West's face became colder, and the fire in her stomach burned even more.
There was no response, and a second private message followed.
"My dear, don't be like this, I'm still your favorite Jade Emperor Oba~" The Jade Emperor pretended to be a mother and said, "People are wrong, forgive others once, okay?"
Seeing these nonsense words, the Queen Mother of the West only felt a feeling of fullness gushing out of her abdomen, and she felt nauseous from her heart and wanted to vomit. I thought to myself that this old and unorthodox person, the secret words of the Chinese learned these days are disgusting to hear.
"Aren't you going to kill me?" replied the Queen Mother coldly.
Seeing that there was a reply, the Jade Emperor breathed a sigh of relief, "Oh yes~ dear, don't be like this, people say that you snap me, and we will snap together at night~Friction and friction~" The Jade Emperor smiled evilly.
The Queen Mother of the West couldn't stand it, and almost didn't take a breath, this old guy used to know this, "I'll give you three minutes, get in front of the palace immediately!"
The Queen Mother of the West, who had eased up, shouted directly in the chat room of the live broadcast room: "And you Min Jun! If you dare to make some messy things again, this palace will castrate you directly!"
Almost all the entertainment projects in the Three Realms are linked to Min Jun, and at this moment, the Queen Mother of the West has completely remembered all kinds of things that Min Jun is not, and beating the Jade Emperor is fake. But Min Jun's unjustified disaster was a bit unjust, and he helped the Jade Emperor carry this big black cauldron.
"Mmmmmmmm Dead Pig Bajie is really high, and the tuition during this period of time has finally not been paid in vain. Just one sentence of snapping, friction and friction solved all the battles, it was really high, and the Jade Emperor admired it so much that he threw himself to the ground.
"Dog's day, no wonder you deceived Lao Tzu's baby daughter!" the Jade Emperor scolded in his heart, but his baby daughter Suyi had already been tragically salted.
The Jade Emperor knew that the Queen Mother felt sorry for herself, and sprinkled her anger on Min Jun, otherwise she would have to suffer a meal of flesh and skin. This emergency also reminded the Jade Emperor that he couldn't pretend to be forced in the live broadcast room casually in the future, otherwise some would suffer hardship.
After stabilizing down, the Jade Emperor pretended to buy Indian divine oil from Bimawen health supplements, and rushed to the imperial garden with a cheap smile on his face.
Lin Sansi didn't know about these things for the time being, but there were reminders from heavyweight guests in the live broadcast room.
The program team temporarily added chairs, I don't know what the director thinks, but he actually placed Lin Sansi's position next to Deng Bingde, which made people dumbfounded. Lin Sansi didn't care, he sat down with a golden knife, and he didn't care about Deng Bing's disdainful expression. At the same time, keep an eye on the actions of the fans in the heavenly realm.
"Why did Brother Sansi sing two songs and get out?
"What's the matter? Sister Liu Yan won't give you a chance, right?"
"It's not interesting to listen to other people sing!We only listen to Brother Sansi's singing!" The fairy fans couldn't figure out the situation, and shouted for Lin Sansi to continue to be hi.
Lin Sansi was speechless, the immortals are talking more and more online, and they like to be scared when they have nothing to do.
"Brother Sansi, look at the Deng next to you, what the hell is that, with a stinky face, the thief is disgusting! I saw that he was unhappy, it was a man, you stood up and kicked him in the face!"
Lin Sansi looked disgusted and replied: "You know a fart, in your heavenly realm it is called heroic, in our mortal world, it is death! Besides, you see that his unhappy energy can't find a place to vent! Sooner or later, he will be sick!"
"it! can you still play like this, Brother Sansi, if you play someone to death suddenly, you will have to pay for your life!" Bi Ma Wen only felt goosebumps on his body.
Again, the perspective shifts to the other side.
"Just think about it twice, I believe it has ignited the hearts of many lost people, so do you audience friends believe that which star in your heart stands at the highest point? Next, let's wait and see!" Liu Yan said with a smile, "The next singers to appear are Zhou Zhili and Li Haomin, please invite them!"
After speaking, Liu Yan withdrew from the stage and let the focus be vacated.
The lifting platform slowly rose, and the young Li Haomin was excited, but Zhou Zhili was so nervous that he trembled a little, and there was this light touch on his red lips.
Just now, Lin Sansi sang a few miles within a radius and I believe that it was so subtle, and it was so perfect that how would they sing it next?
It can be said that Lin Sansi's performance has killed Zhou Zhili's self-confidence. Zhou Zhili only felt that his heart was going up and down, and his palms were sweating constantly~