Chapter 379: The Roommate Who Got into Trouble

After introducing them to the origin of Lover's Valley, the senior immediately began to sell his handicrafts, painted clay puppets, woodblock New Year paintings, kites, paper fans, art paintings, etc., which looked like they were still presentable.

"Oh...... Then I'll see. Fang Ning bent down and picked for a while, holding it in his hand and playing with it.

When the senior saw Fang Ning choose, he started to sell to Cheng Xi with a smile, but unfortunately the latter ignored him and let his saliva splash on the side, just like air.

Fang Ning stood up, clapped his hands, with an expression that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, and said, "Senior, you don't have any goods, I'm interested in that colored clay puppet, but it doesn't seem to be worth much." ”

When the senior heard Fang Ning say this, he didn't show an embarrassed expression, after all, he could come out and set up a stall to sell things, he had never seen any strong winds and waves, and he had already developed a cheeky face that was invulnerable. He coughed twice and glanced at Cheng Xi, "There are some things that are inconvenient to say, this junior sister avoids them?"

Cheng Xi glanced at him, saw that the senior was a little numb, his eyes flashed a hint of color, and he took a few steps forward without saying a word.

The senior greeted for a moment, shrank his head, and said, "Your girlfriend looks really imposing, and the sharp look in her eyes almost makes me suspect that she is going to come over to do the right thing for the sky." Hehe, don't talk about this, junior brother, I have other things besides handicrafts, so I'll let you see my baby. ”

He showed a proud look on his face, and took out a bunch of things from his bag, Fang Ning carefully observed through the light, and suddenly became speechless.

He sells all the condoms used between men and women, all kinds of sex toys, and the funniest one is to take out a bag of jumping eggs/eggs from the bag, and say seriously: "These are genuine goods, definitely not copycats on Taobao, which can add a lot of interest and improve the relationship between couples." Hey, hey, hey, hey, don't you go, or you should consider adult/product joining, sex/product agent wholesale ......"

Fang Ning stepped directly beside him, took Cheng Xi's hand, and walked away without looking back.

Although he is indeed very interested in things between couples as an adult man, there are more things waiting for them to do after coming to college, and it is completely pointless to touch these things now.

But he was still very curious, what kind of poverty was it to the point of exhaustion, and actually let this senior run out to sell this kind of thing?

Fang Ning and Cheng Xi had just walked not far away, and they thought that the senior would catch up, but they didn't expect that there would be a group of people who looked like a student union, passing by them in a hurry, flashlights, and lights shining everywhere.

"Just now, a freshman reported that there was a senior selling sex products in Lover's Valley! The boy cadre said.

"Damn, that guy is selling condoms here again?"

"Fake, right? Didn't the courtyard punish him last time?"

Someone gritted his teeth, "He's just scum!"

"I see, isn't that sneaky man him?"

"That's him!"

"Don't let him run..."

Fang Ning and Cheng Xi blinked, the atmosphere was a little awkward, and suddenly they couldn't help but hold back their laughter, Fang Ning started laughing and continued: "This senior is really wonderful!"

Cheng Xi nodded, and agreed: "The forest is big, and there are all kinds of birds." ”

Fang Ning and the others turned around and walked back to the Lingyun Building, and were just about to send Cheng Xi back to Lingyun's apartment, when they suddenly saw a few seniors who had met during the day coming over, glanced at each other, and asked, "You are a freshman Fang Ning, right?"

Fang Ning nodded, "I am, what's wrong?"

The taller senior's skin was darker, and his face was a little difficult to see when he stood in the light, but Fang Ning could still feel a subtle atmosphere. The senior said: "That's right, we caught a person pretending to be an old student at the orientation party, and finally he confessed that he was a freshman who had just arrived, and he was just pretending to be an old student just to make a girl, oh, he said he was your roommate." ”

Fang Ning's head suddenly grew big, he had been out for a total of less than three hours, he didn't expect to be arrested so soon...... When he left, he boasted that he would never miss a beat.

Fang Ning's face was as usual, pretending not to know, and said, "Oh, I just came to school today, he just came over in the afternoon, met each other, got to know each other a little, and then I went out to dinner with my girlfriend in the evening." ”

Cheng Xi also nodded, indicating that he could testify about this matter.

The two seniors' expressions softened slightly, and they said politely: "It's okay, we just want to ask you to verify if it's him, and then take it back by the way." ”

"Okay, you guys wait here for a while, I'll send my girlfriend back. ”

"Uh-huh. ”

Fang Ning and Cheng Xi were on their way to Lingyun's dormitory, and Cheng Xi asked, "Is your roommate in trouble?"

Fang Ning had a headache and said, "It should be, looking at their appearance, it is estimated that there are other reasons in it, otherwise they will not arrest him." ”

"Oh, maybe it's a topic that's inconvenient to talk to girls. Cheng Xi was not taboo about these, and said lightly: "It seems that your roommate is also quite strange." ”

"Well, I hope my last two roommates are normal. Fang Ning tugged at his ears.

After sending Cheng Xi back to the dormitory, Fang Ning turned back to his senior, poked his head, and asked, "By the way, did my roommate do anything else?"

The senior coughed and said, "Actually, it's nothing to pretend to be an old student to welcome the new year, after all, it can also help us solve a lot of difficulties, mainly another thing." ”

"Speak, please. Fang Ning said.

"To be honest, your roommate is a bit of a snooze. At his orientation party, he wrote down the phone numbers of a few girls, and he had to light two cigarettes in the administrative building of the business school in the college, but he didn't expect the smoke alarm in the corridor, but the alarm was triggered on the entire floor and sprayed water from above, and several college leaders became soup chickens......"

"Senior, you don't need to say it, I already know about it. ”

Fang Ning could guess the follow-up development, Qi Cheng, who was the culprit, would definitely not be able to escape, and then he would definitely be held responsible, and ask how old is this student? Why did you smoke here, didn't you know that this was a non-smoking area? He was already pretending to be an old student, and this identity couldn't help but be checked, and it would be revealed as soon as he checked it.

Fang Ning saw Qi Cheng again, and before he could speak, the kid rushed over as if he had seen a relative, "Brother, I finally saw you!"

As a result, Fang Ning calmly dodged it, and said in a low voice, "Now you can play big." ”

Qi Cheng hung his head frustratedly, "I don't want to, I don't want to get a few beautiful girls' calls, I just want to smoke a cigarette to relieve my excitement, I didn't expect the corridor to spray water down, I went, and installed a smoke alarm, I got wet myself, you touch, my clothes haven't dried yet!"

Fang Ning didn't have time to play with him, and went directly to the office with the previous senior, and a male cadre asked him, "Are you sure it's a freshman in our school?"

"It's a freshman, not long after I reported to school this afternoon, I didn't expect to get into trouble at night, No, that is his roommate. After the senior finished talking to the male cadre, he glanced at Fang Ning a few times, thinking that it was estimated that he would not be worried about having such a roommate.

The male god cadre laughed a few kindly, and said to Fang Ning: "Hello, that's the case, his clothes haven't dried yet, I'm afraid of getting wet and catching a cold, and we just made a verbal punishment here, you take him back, next time if you're in trouble, it won't be so accommodating." ”

Fang Ning nodded and said, "Yes, thank you, senior." ”