"Why drive us away!"

"That's it, we're not leaving, we're going to shoot the launch!"

"We are journalists, we have the power to shoot anywhere!"

Below, in the face of the expulsion of the lazy security personnel, the reporters refused to leave, sticking to their original positions. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"I'm sorry, this is for your safety, this landing of the Lazy God Department will be launched directly from the surface, and it must be cleared within a radius of three kilometers. The lazy security guard said, "Otherwise, there will be danger." ”

"Danger? What danger? We have also filmed rocket launches, how can it be so exaggerated, and you have to clear a radius of three kilometers, isn't your lazy god system very good? And that kind of peculiar engine, how can you empty three kilometers?" The reporters were still unwilling.

The lazy security personnel and the public security officers in police uniforms next to them glanced at each other, and then the public security officers stood up and said, "If you sign this treaty of giving up your lives, you can stay here." ”

"Let it go...... Give up your life?" The reporters turned pale, and then forced a smile: "Don't lie to me. ”

"Well, it's not a lie, you sign this document. The member of the Lazy God Security took a red armband from the side, "After signing it, take this armband and bring it, and you can continue to stay where you are." ”

The reporter glanced at the armband, which read "Five Minutes".

"Five...... What does five minutes mean?" the reporter's voice trembled a little.

"Meaning, you'll have up to five minutes to live after launch, so I'd suggest you call home and explain what happened. The lazy security officer said expressionlessly.

"I'll go, don't be kidding, can you still do this?" the reporter didn't believe it.

"We have fulfilled our obligation to inform and ask you to sign this agreement. ”

The reporter took the document and took a look at it, only to see that it read: "I, XX, voluntarily gave up my life, and for the next damage caused by the launch of the landing spacecraft on Mars by the Lazy God Department, including but not limited to more than 20 winds, high temperatures above 4,000 degrees, local vacuum and low temperatures close to absolute zero, I will not be held accountable for any responsibility of the Lazy God Department, and I, my relatives, and any other individuals and social groups are not allowed to pursue the relevant responsibilities of the Lazy God Department...... I hereby allow the Lazy God Department to record the image of my death in order to warn and warn future generations, and this disclaimer has been specially approved by the Supreme People's Court and signed to take effect......"

The reporter stumbled: "Second...... Two...... Twenty gale force winds of 4000 degrees...... More than high temperatures?"

Those who can come to interview the lazy god department, at least not blind, know what these things mean.

"Okay, sign it, get your armband, and you can go wherever you want. The public security officer next to him shook his head and said: "I've seen someone who is not afraid of death, but I haven't seen someone like you who is not afraid of death, sign it, sign it here!"

"I ...... I don't sign, I don't want to die!" the reporter suddenly withered.

The reporters who just now had to fight for the freedom of the human press for the rest of their lives all flinched and ran faster than the Hong Kong reporters.

Yuan Jian is among these reporters, maybe the newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, or he wants to be famous and wants to go crazy, Yuan Jian doesn't want to leave like this.

Think about it, what kind of glory it would be if all the reporters from all over the world fled, and he was the only one left here, taking pictures of the take-off of the lazy god spaceship from the closest distance?

He looked left and right, and then found that there was a pipeline manhole not far away, and one leaned over, opened the manhole cover, and drilled in.

In the crowd, the surroundings were densely covered, and he was sure that the camera of the lazy god department did not see him, and the other reporters did not seem to notice him, and even if someone did, he probably didn't bother to pay attention.

Successfully drilled into the manhole, he looked at the spacious pipeline, and then looked at the manhole overhead, thinking that even if there was any engine tailitis or something, it was estimated that it would not affect the bottom, he only needed to open the manhole cover a little, and then take a photo, and it would suddenly become a legend in the press, a good story!

And he was really well prepared, he opened his backpack and found a gas mask to prepare, even if there was any poisonous gas, it could be filtered out!

It's just witty!

Yuan Jian squatted in the manhole, listening to the noise above his head gradually disappearing, and the surroundings gradually quieted down, and his heart was full of excitement.

Starting today, he will become a legend in the world of journalism!

He crouched in the manhole, watching the hands of his watch turn minute by minute, and before he came, he had checked the watch, and now there were still five minutes before the launch.

Three minutes to go.

Two minutes to go.

One minute to go.

Ten seconds to go!

He quietly raised his head, thought for a moment, and poked a hose camera out of the crack in the manhole cover.

There was no one around, and in the direction of Lazy God Island, the Silence stopped quietly.

Is it the Silence after all?

Three seconds! One second!

Launched!

Yuan Jian felt a slight shock under him.

The spaceship is launched!

Yuan Jian imagined the appearance of the flames steaming when the spacecraft was launched.

Or the Silence soaring into the sky.

But no, nothing.

The beach is still silent, Lazy God Island is as calm as ever, and the Silence is still moored next to Lazy God Island.

But for some reason, the waves subsided, as if the waves were waiting for the next historic moment.

Isn't it the launch of the Silence?

Yuan Jian turned the hose camera in his hand and turned in a direction.

The streets beyond the beach are still calm, and not far away, the Lazy God Tower stands quietly, like a giant standing on the sky, and the dream house on the Lazy God Tower is like a beehive full of bees, densely packed.

When will I be able to have a dream home...... When I have the money, I'll buy one too!

Thinking like this, Yuan Jian circled the camera again.

Still nothing has changed.

Was the spacecraft launched? What was it launched?

Yuan Jian thought about it, simply opened the manhole cover, and climbed out.

I don't know if I'm too tired today, Yuan Jian climbed out a little hard, and then he stood on the seaside road next to the beach.

Looking left and right, there is no one.

There was no one, the previous reporters, security guards, and public security officers were gone.

What the hell is going on?

On the Lazy God Tower, Shang Fang's parents looked down and were suddenly dumbfounded: "What's the matter!

"What? someone?" Shang Fang hurriedly leaned to the window, and then exclaimed: "How could there be anyone! Where was this person hiding just now......? Sword, hurry up and notify the lazy god security!"

Shang Fang looked down from the lazy god, and in his field of vision, the world was a huge circle, and the small figure stood in the center of the circle.

At this moment, Yuan Jian's mobile phone suddenly rang.

"The launch of the lazy god Mars spacecraft, a scene that shocked the world! It's unbelievable!"

What? launched? where is there? who is talking nonsense?

I'm right there!

Yuan Jian clicked on the message, and then saw a photo.

It was a distant shot from a great distance, and a huge, incomparably hemispherical object was rising from the ground.

On that hemispherical object, there is a vast world.

A big land, a big ocean, a big city.

The Lazy God Island and the Lazy God Tower are also on it, distributed in the direction of six and twelve o'clock, and the towering Lazy God Tower looks like a tiny antenna......