Yaya and Tie Dan have been climbing Mount Everest hand in hand, although they have not reached the summit, but they have also enjoyed the endless scenery close to the peak.

The two of them were extremely sleepy, and they didn't know how to fall asleep.

The next morning, Yaya returned to her parents' house and began to declare war on her father.

She wrote down the plan for her father to eat and drink for the day and posted it on the wall, saying, "Dad, do you want to be sick?"

"Of course, girl. ”

"Then listen to me completely. Together, we will form a joint perseverance, like the Battle of Shangganling, and resolutely defeat the patients!"

"Okay, listen to you, no problem!" said the father, and the mother smiled.

Soon the Great War began.

"I'm crying out that I'm hungry, and you just give me saliva to drink, and you're lying to the pigs? What are you doing when the poor people feed the pigs and sprinkle layers of bran on the water skin?"

"You have to fill your stomach with water first, and then you have less to eat. ”

"People are iron, rice is steel, you don't let me eat enough, what's the matter?"

"You can lose weight by eating less, and eating more is the root cause of obesity. Some fat people who weigh thousands of pounds go to the hospital for treatment, and the doctor removes 90 percent of their stomachs. This shows that reducing the amount of food is the most effective. ”

"But I'm hungrier, and I'm afraid to eat more. ”

"It's okay, I'm in charge. ”

"I'll lie down for a while. ”

"No, you have to get up and exercise, you can't squat. ”

"I'm so hungry. ”

"You do 10 push-ups, and I'll give you 1 piece of beef jerky, or 1 summer fruit to eat. ”

"It's good that I can make 10 more, 1 of them. ”

"You can't do any of them, are you?"

"I'm bored. ”

It's hard to grow. You do it.

"Okay, I'll just do this one. ”

"No, I can't. ”

"I starved to death and didn't do it. ”

"That's one. But to do it all over again. You just had that amplitude too small. Make it bigger. ”

"Okay, this time, it's a lot. ”

"It's not big, it's twice as big. ”

"Okay, right?"

"Given a rope, you assume it's spring, pull, pull, pull. ”

"Okay. I pulled 50 down, and I took a break. ”

"You can't rest, you can't rest if you don't have 300 times. ”

"You're deliberately bullying your dad, right?"

"How so!"

"I don't need you to take the urine for me, let your mother come. ”

"No, I can't. Can't you see how tired my mother is?"

"But you're a girl. ”

"Times are different, men and women are the same. ”

"I can't let you wait for this poop, let your mother come. ”

"No, you don't feel sorry for my mother, I feel sorry!"

"Wipe your ass must be wiped by your mother. ”

"No, there is me. ”

"It stinks. ”

"It's fine. ”

"The old woman goes to empty the potty!"

"No, with your daughter here, your mother is not allowed to do any tiring and dirty work!"

"What are you going to have for lunch today? I smell the meat. ”

"It's a stew, but you can only eat a small lean piece. ”

"But I'm dying of hunger, and I want to eat fat. ”

"You have to have perseverance to beat obesity. ”

"You don't have to give me a massage on my thighs, that place is left to your mother. ”

"No, I can't. As I said, I won't let my mother do any dirty work this month. ”

"Keep your hands away. ”

"It's fine. In my eyes, this is just a bunch of quarks. ”

"What is a quark?"

"A small substance that is invisible to the naked eye. ”

"Let's have lunch, Daddy. ”

"Good...... I had a good appetite and ate it in a few bites. ”

"You don't have a problem in your stomach, so eat more and digest faster. You're 200 pounds!"

"Yes. Ordinary people can't hold me, they can't support me. ”

"My mother has suffered a crime for a while, you see that she is so tired that she can't straighten her waist. So, I'm going to take care of her for a month and take the opportunity to lose weight for you. ”

"If you don't go to school for a month, can you still keep up with your homework?"

"That's no way, I'll go to more evening self-study next month. ”