Qi Er's bald man has a grudge against Tiedan. Night after night, I dreamed that the iron egg was smothering him.

Hating that Tie Dan even invaded and occupied his dreamland, Qi Er's bald man was determined to take revenge.

But I don't have that ability. Alas, it would be nice if I had Bruce Lee's martial arts.

Qi Erbald decided to practice Bruce Lee's martial arts.

He watched all the movies Bruce Lee had acted in, but found that he had learned nothing. And he found that Bruce Lee's movies are all chivalrous and righteous, and people like him Qi Erbald should be beaten characters.

However, after watching "Raptors Across the River" again, he learned a dim sum eye.

I can also hire a martial arts master to defeat the enemy. As long as I defeat Chen Tiedan and scare Qi Min, my brother and sister-in-law's big tile house and big courtyard will still belong to me, and it is not as easy for me to marry a village flower as pinching a leek flower - maybe I can even pinch a acacia flower!

Qi Er's bald son first went to find Fu Xin's cousin Liu Rong.

When Liu Rong heard Qi Erbald's intention, he wanted to laugh, but he couldn't laugh in front of Qi Erbald, so he had to run to the thatched house to snicker.

After laughing, I came back and ran back after a while. Ran back and ran back. Ran back and ran back again......

"Big brother, what are you running back and forth?"

"I'm straining, running grass. ”

After more than 20 runs, he was still smiling in the toilet alone. Suddenly, I stumbled into shoes and socks - stepped in, and then I went to soak my feet and forgot to laugh at others.

Liu Rong said: "Although I am bold, I dare to fight with a group of wolf dogs during the day, and dare to go into the grave to strangle the ghost at night, but I am only a thief." If you really let me attack the police, I won't dare to lend me a wolf guts. ”

"Then forget it. Qi Erbald said.

"However, I know a buddy surnamed Zhao, he can do it! He is a passionate fan of martial arts, and he is a real practice. He has practiced hitting trees with his whole body and hitting dantian with purlins, in order to practice being beaten, and his ability to resist beatings is very strong. My cousin Dahu bought an electric rod online. He asked the big tiger to stab him with an electric baton, and the big tiger stabbed him in the heart and stabbed him in the head. He got up again with a carp, and slashed the tiger with a punch. ”

Qi Erbald smirked and said, "There are still those who practice being beaten, and they are not afraid of being beaten and embarrassed?"

"I can't understand it with a fool like you. Liu Rong said, "This buddy surnamed Zhao, he first practiced the kung fu of being beaten, and then when he fought against people, he didn't have to pay too much attention to defense, save energy, and blindly attack." It's better to play with a kill than to attack blindly. ”

"I understand!" Qi Er's bald man showed an admiring look.

"See? It seems that you are not a dead fool, although you look stupid. Liu Rong said, "Let me tell you, my buddy is a martial arts idiot and a fan of martial arts." In order to practice his actual combat ability, he often deliberately provoked a group of strong men, and then fought with others. In the end, no matter whether he wins or loses, he will kowtow and admit his mistake and beg for mercy, and then run and retreat. ”

Qi Er's bald man's vision is more beautiful than listening to the book "Shuibo Liangshan" when he was a child.

"My buddy loves to hit trees first, fights secondly, and eats thirdly. Big fish, small fish, big meat and small meat, protein powder, black sesame paste, milk, goat milk, dog milk, and high-nutrient foods, he eats them all and drinks them all. If you want to invite him, you must first give him some nutritious food. With a delicious head, he will have a little good impression of you and will do things for you. Please rest assured, as a middleman, I will transfer 100% of the delicious head, and I will not be greedy at all. My hobby is watching the fun. Bringing out the excitement to watch is the greatest enjoyment for me. Liu Rong spoke eloquently.

"I'm generous, I'm rich. Qi Er's bald man pretended to be generous and went to touch the money in his arms. But he was secretly scolding in his heart: I can't bear the child and can't trap the wolf. I don't have children, the money is my child, my father, now take it out and give it to you, you go to run errands for me, especially you are my running grandson!