Text Chapter 737 Blame Old Man Elmer
Xiao Peng carried the bow box and Emilia back to the motorcycle, Emilia looked, hey, Xiao Peng just shot the bow and arrow is shooting on the tree next to the motorcycle, how can there be a pair of broken sunglasses on the ground? Emilia wanted to pull out the arrow but couldn't pull it out, Xiao Peng reached out and pulled out the arrow shaft and put it into the bow box.
"Amilia, let's go, we have to get to Orogrande before the evening, or we'll miss the view. β
Emilia pouted: "Xiao Peng, you are too careless, I don't know if it is a good thing or a bad thing for you to buy this bow and arrow, how can you shoot it so casually, what if you shoot someone?"
Xiao Peng smiled: "That was a mistake just now, I'm lucky, didn't I shoot someone?"
Emilia muttered, "I wish you had such good luck every time, you scared me to death just now, you know?"
Xiao Peng smiled: "Don't worry, I won't just take it out and play with it, right?"
Emilia nodded, got on the motorcycle with Xiao Peng, and galloped all the way. It's at least a five-hour drive from Orogrande, so why waste time here?
However, at the moment when the motorcycle drove out, Xiao Peng took advantage of Amilia's lack of attention and stretched out a middle finger in the direction of the rear.
"Damn! he's already spotted us!" shouted Ivan, who was sitting in the car.
Mozkov didn't say a word, he was stunned there, and Ivan slapped him before he came back to his senses.
"Ivan, he was trying to kill me! Absolutely! This guy is terrible, did you see it just now? He was at least seventy meters away from me!
Ivan was thinking, "How did he find out about us?"
Xiao Peng is not stupid, he has an extra heart after the motorcycle was destroyed last time, and now as long as he stops, he will put his mind next to the car, doesn't it mean that there are fewer thieves here?
Xiao Peng was shopping in the store just now, and suddenly found that someone was close to his motorcycle, and he wanted to do sabotage, Xiao Peng found out that it was the pair of kleptomophobs homosexual, MMP, are you staring at me to steal? Xiao Peng thought of this, and shot out directly with an arrow, shattering Mozkov's sunglasses, which almost scared Mozkov into peeing!
Mozkov and Ivan are both known as people who have crawled out of the pile of dead bodies and seen the world, but it is because of this that they know the preciousness of life more and cherish the current life even more.
Just now, Mozkov already felt that God was waving his little hand to greet him.
Ivan looked at Mozkov's excited appearance and hurriedly said: "Hey, brother, calm down. β
"Calm down, how do you calm me, let's protect Emilia, and Hawkeye is sitting next to her, and she's still protecting us, I'm already going to collapse!" Mozkov said, waving his hand.
Ivan patted Mozkov on the shoulder: "Brother, do you still want to go back to Africa?"
Listening to Ivan's words, Mozkov calmed down: "Ivan, what should we do now?"
Ivan thought for a while: "I can't help it now, but I should follow it or follow it, let's go, this job is really not easy to do." After saying that, the two started the car, followed the light point on the GPS, and also stepped on Route 66.
Highway 66, which was completed in 1926, has definitely played a huge role in the history of the development of the United States, first of all, when this highway was built, it was during the Great Depression of the United States, and this construction project provided countless jobs for the Stars and Stripes. When it was completed, it was the main gateway to the western part of the Stars and Stripes, and was a great economic aid to many of the regions along the way. Many people have become wealthy by relying on roads for business.
But then, because Route 66 was no longer able to handle the increasingly heavy traffic, it was forced to retire, and from '85 onwards, it was withdrawn from the National Highway System and replaced by the 'Interstate Highway System'. The significance of the existence of Highway 66 today is no longer a transportation road, but a tourist landscape road. More people take this path because there is a feeling to stay in. It's a dream road to experience nostalgia and one of the bikers' favorite roads.
Xiao Peng took Emilia through the bustling city of Santa Monica, and finally set foot on Route 66 and began his long march. When riding a motorcycle in the city, Xiao Peng was still a little nervous, this is not like the Huaxia Club to restrict motorcycles, right? Facts have proved that Xiao Peng really thinks too much, California is the only state in the Stars and Stripes that allows motorcycles to pass through the middle of the car, and they think that this is safer for motorcycles.
Motorcycles can be found almost everywhere in Los Angeles, as long as you obey the law, ride slowly, no one will take care of you, and of course, you can't act aggressively.
After all, the speed limit in Los Angeles is very strong, and the police have a high level of law enforcement authority. Just like those behaviors that are tilted at high speeds, well, you look very enjoyable, and the people of the Stars and Stripes are even more enjoyable when they see it, because if they are caught by the police, they can be sentenced to up to 20 years!
Don't ask Xiao Peng how he knows this, those two fools who saw Emilia tilting their heads and playing handsome are still struggling under the policeγγγγγγ
When Xiao Peng arrived at Highway 66, his first feeling was that he felt as if he had come to another world, who would have thought that the bustling territory of Los Angeles would have such a retro side? Take the place where Xiao Peng is now parking, there is a small supermarket, a restaurant, and the architectural style can be traced back to at least 30 years ago, and it feels desolate.
Emilia drank a little too much in Santa Monica and went to the bathroom, so Xiao Peng stopped here for a while. Smoke a cigarette by the way. Anyway, there are advantages and disadvantages to traveling with Emilia, the advantage is to have beautiful women as companions, it is really not boring, are the disadvantagesγγγγγγ Xiao Peng can't smoke at any time, and this toilet is also counted as one.
Xiao Peng went to the toilet and found a tree to solve it. And Emilia γγγγγγ Don't mention it. It's all tears, and I don't know how this Emilia grew up. That is called a fine, Xiao Peng dares to guarantee that if it weren't for Xiao Peng's care along the way, Amilia's coming-of-age trip would have ended long ago.
Xiao Peng squatted next to the motorcycle and smoked, and an old man came next to him: "Oh Shet, is this 'Asian Squat'?"
The old man who spoke wore a pair of brown sunglasses, a gray-white beard that hung down to his chest, a sunhat, a T-shirt that made people feel dirty, and a cane in his hand, which looked a little bad for his legs and feet.
Xiao Peng smiled: "That's right, this is Asian Squat." β
I don't know what kind of wind I smoked, but for a while, many Europeans and Americans suddenly discovered a magical skill of Asians like they discovered a new continent: squatting.
When traveling, you will meet Asians who are tired of walking and squatting for a while, and when queuing, there will also be people who are tired of standing and squatting for a while, including in competitions such as the Olympics, it is common to see Asian athletes squatting on the ground to rest, which can shock Europeans and Americans. Because most Europeans and Americans, root, Ben, do, no! to!
For a while, many people imitated it at night, and as a result, they fell to the ground within a few seconds, so a proper noun appeared in English, that is, Asian squat.
There is even a website in the country of stars and stripes that has written an article dedicated to the majority of European and American netizens about what is called Asian squat, and people explain it like this: open - the squat posture of the heels of the feet completely on the ground after the legs are opened, and the posture of the heels on the ground is not counted.
This is as simple as breathing for Asians, but many people in Europe and the United States can't do it!
There's even a documentary on 'Youtu Force' that teaches the art of squatting, and many websites have begun to explain the benefits of Asian squats: the weight of the whole body in this squat is not concentrated on the toes and knees, but on the back heels, giving the body more support. Able to stretch thighs, exercise leg muscles, promote digestion and bowel movementsγγγγγγ In this way, Asian squatting in the stars and stripes has become a magical thing, and many people are practicing Asian squatting for a while, so the old man asked this question after seeing Xiao Peng.
There are many explanations about the European and American squatting in Asia, Xiao Peng thinks that the most credible one is that the average femoral neck trunk angle of Asians is 127 degrees, which is smaller than that of foreigners, and it is relatively easy to squat, which belongs to racial differences, of course, it cannot be completely explained by this, you will understand when you go to Russia, Russia's 'Slavic squat' and Asian squats are exactly the same. So, there must be other reasons here.
After listening to Xiao Peng's answer, the old man was also interested, put the crutches aside, and wanted to learn Xiao Peng's posture to try Asian squats, but found that he couldn't do it at all, every time he squatted, he habitually raised his heels, and then tried to heel on the ground, but sat on the ground with his buttocks, which scared Xiao Peng, such an old man. It's not good to fall out of three long and two short, Xiao Peng hurriedly went over and helped the old man up.
After the old man helped him up, he thanked Xiao Peng, and then he still didn't admit defeat: "That is, I'm old, if I am younger, I will definitely be able to do it, do you believe it or not?"
What can Xiao Peng say? Hurriedly nodded again and again: "Believe, I definitely believe it!"
The old man smiled slyly: "Young man, I have lived for such a long time, I can still hear whether you are telling the truth or falsehood, you have seriously hurt me and hurt our friendship, so you have to apologize to me." β
Xiao Peng was stunned for a moment, what does this mean? Did you meet the old man? Xiao Peng looked at the old man and lowered his face: "Then how do you say I want to apologize?"
When the old man saw Xiao Peng's expression, he hurriedly waved his hand and took out a card with the Star-Spangled Banner drawn on it from his pocket: "Young man, don't be impulsive and don't misunderstand, be a man with a sense of humor! I don't mean anything else, my name is Elmer, I'm not a bad person, I just want to ask you, do you have anything you want to buy? If you want to go in and buy something, I can help you swipe the card, you give me cash, is that okay?"