Chapter 0011: You're a Wild Donkey
The banquet lasted until ten o'clock in the evening, and the students had a lot of fun, especially Cao Da, as if he was about to float.
On the contrary, it was Xiao Qing, who had been sullen, still thinking about the fact that Shen Lang did not help Wu Yue just now.
She has always been kind-hearted, and she can't understand what Shen Lang did.
"Xiao Qing, I'll send you back!"
Shen Lang came to Xiao Qing's side and said with a smile: "It's late, it's not safe for you to be alone." ”
"Yo! I was just dumped by Wen Juan, and I want to hook up with Xiao Qing again?"
Wu Yue said with a look of disdain: "Don't look at your own virtues, how can Xiao Qing be touched by a stinky dick like you?" In the past, Wen Juan was just teasing you, and she really thought she was charming?"
"This guy is really shameless!"
"Shen Lang, be honest with your stinky dick! Woman, it's not something that garbage like you can have, don't be funny. ”
"Hehe, someone's face is already comparable to the city wall, and I can't wait for it!"
The classmates looked at Shen Lang and couldn't stop mocking.
There are so many of them standing here, and if they want to send Xiao Qing, they can't take Shen Lang's turn. However, Shen Lang didn't have the consciousness of being a dick, and he was embarrassed to thunder.
I've seen shameless, I've never seen such shameless, the thief is funny!
"No need. ”
Xiao Qing glanced at Shen Lang and refused indifferently.
"Haha......"
When the students heard this, they immediately burst out laughing, and the laughter was not exaggerated.
"Shen Lang, are you funny?"
Cao Da walked in front of Shen Lang, raised the BMW car key in his hand, and said, "I have a car, Xiao Qing and I will deliver it, what are you doing with it?
"Just take a hit. ”
Shen Lang frowned, feeling that Xiao Qing seemed to have something to say about him.
"Haha! Are you kidding me?"
Cao Da laughed out loud and asked, "Wait a minute, do you want Xiao Qing to settle the taxi money?" As a man, do you still want to make a face?"
"This guy, I can't tell the taste. ”
The other classmates also looked at Shen Lang with disdain, and their eyes were as if they were looking at a pile of garbage.
"Xiao Qing, let's go! ”
Wen Juan glanced at Shen Lang with disdain, pulled Xiao Qing into the BMW car, "It's a shame that I broke up with that guy, otherwise, my face would have been lost by that bastard, it's really a wonder." ”
"Stinky dick, you walk back slowly! ”
Wu Yue glanced at Shen Lang with disgust, and also got into the back seat of the BMW car with another female classmate.
Others, they flagged down a taxi.
"It's hilarious!"
Shen Lang watched the BMW 3 Series go away, and took out his mobile phone to send a text message to Lin Yutong.
Then, he went to the bus stop not far away and sat down.
"Hey, who's that!"
Suddenly, a fashionably dressed woman with heavy makeup walked over, took out a piece of money and handed it to Shen Lang, and said, "Give you a hundred yuan and give me the stool." ”
"What do you mean?"
Shen Lang looked at the woman in front of him with a puzzled expression.
"What? Are you deaf?"
The woman glanced at Shen Lang with disgust and said, "I said that you are in this position, I will buy it for a hundred yuan, give it to me." ”
"Not for sale!"
Shen Lang glanced at the woman, but he didn't bother to pay attention.
If this woman wants to say it well, it is a bit too much for him to stand up and give up his seat, and he looks domineering as soon as he comes up, and he uses money to humiliate him. Is he short of money or something? Now he still has more than 600 billion yuan in his card, and he doesn't know how to spend it.
"You ......"
The woman glanced at Shen Lang with disdain, took out another hundred yuan, and said, "Two hundred, get up." ”
"Not for sale!"
"Three hundred!"
"Not for sale!"
"You ......"
The woman was angry, and said with a cold face: "Stinky and shameless, who do you think you are? Give you 300 yuan to look up to you, don't think how awesome you are." Look at you like this, it's just a pure dick. ”
"Huh!"
Shen Lang smiled coldly, lit a cigarette, and swallowed the clouds.
"Squeak......
At this time, a wild horse drove up.
After the car stopped, a young man got out of the car and said with a smile: "Daughter-in-law, I'm sorry, something happened on the road, it's too late." ”
"Husband, if you don't come again, I'll be bullied. ”
The woman threw herself into the young man's arms and said delicately: "The bastard next to me doesn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade at all, just give up a seat, give him a hundred yuan, and I'm not happy." ”
"Is that just the dick?"
The young man glanced at Shen Lang and said disdainfully: "Daughter-in-law, we don't have the same knowledge as him, but we are just a poor man, so it is not worth our anger." ”
"Isn't that uncomfortable in my heart?"
The woman pouted and said, "It's just a dick, who do you think you are?" ”
"Don't feel uncomfortable!"
The young man smiled and said, "Haven't you always wanted to change your phone? Tomorrow we will go to the store and buy you an XS." ”
"Really?"
The woman jumped up happily, kissed the young man on the face, and said, "Husband, I like you so much." ”
"Hey, hey, what a big deal!"
The young man pinched the woman's little face, glanced at Shen Lang again, and said with a smile: "I'm not like some dicks, I'm still sitting here waiting for the bus at this big night, alas!
"Huh!"
Shen Lang swept his eyes and found that four Daben cars were coming from one direction, stood up and walked to the side of the road.
Inadvertently, when he saw the tail mark of the wild horse, he said with a smile: "Brother, I heard that a 5.0 wild horse is called a real wild horse, and your 2.3 can only be called a wild donkey, right?"
"! What the do you mean?"
The young man's face immediately fell, and there were faint signs of an outburst.
He bought this car purely to pretend to be forced, to deceive some girls who don't know much about cars, and they can't afford 5.0.
I never thought that today I would be despised by a dick?
Glaring at Shen Lang in annoyance, he scolded: "! You don't even have a car, you know a fart?
"Huh!"
Shen Lang smiled and didn't answer.
"Squeak......
At this moment, four Mercedes vehicles drove in one direction and stopped next to the bus stop.
After the car door was pushed open, Lin Yutong got out of the car, opened the car door for Shen Lang, and said respectfully: "Young master, please get in the car!"
"Brother, I'll go first. ”
Shen Lang waved his hand and got into the back seat of the Mercedes-Benz.
"Wipe ......"
The young man was dumbfounded, and stood beside the wild horse, and did not recover for a long time.
"How could it be ......"
The woman's eyes widened, and she looked at the four or two runners who were far away, and her mouth was open enough to fit an egg.
The guy who sat here before and seemed to be waiting for the bus, and was despised by them, was actually a super rich second generation who went out in four Mercedes-Benz S-Class?
At this moment, they felt that their faces were very hot.
"Squeak......
Mercedes drove at a constant speed and soon stopped in front of a luxurious villa.
After Shen Lang got out of the car, he walked in quickly.
"Hello young master!"
At the door, the two rows of young ladies stood straight, and the moment Shen Lang walked into the door, they bent down together.
"Not bad!"
Shen Lang swept his eyes and found that the young lady was not wearing a uniform outfit, but changed into her usual clothes, various styles, and nodded with satisfaction.
Unified clothing, how can there be different types of eye-catching?
Walking to the sofa and sitting down, he took a sip of water, and then said: "When I come back in the future, you don't have to go to the door to greet me, you are all casual at home, one by one is too tight, too serious, it will make me lose the joy of life." ”
"Yes, young master. ”
The twelve young ladies nodded together, without any objection to Shen Lang's orders.
"I'm going to take a shower first. ”
Shen Lang rested for a while, stood up and said, "Sister Su, help me get my clothes." ”
"Eh, young master, you haven't eaten the cake yet!"
Su Jin smiled and said, "You forgot, today is your birthday, we are all waiting for you to come back and celebrate your birthday!"
"Forehead ......"
Shen Lang slapped his forehead, but forgot about it.
Only then did he realize that he and Xiao Qing actually had the same birthday.
"I'm going to get the cake. ”
Rose smiled, ran to the kitchen, and pushed out the cake, which was two meters tall and resembled a pagoda.
"So big?"
The corners of Shen Lang's mouth twitched, and he asked, "Young ladies, can you finish eating such a big cake?"
"Who said it was going to be finished?"
Rose grabbed a handful of cream and suddenly smeared it on Shen Lang's face.
"I'll come too. ”
Yuzhu is not lagging behind, and grabbed a lot of them.
"I'll rub!"
Shen Lang was 'angry', picked up a large piece of cream with both hands, and threw himself at those young ladies, "You are so bold, dare to smear cream on Young Master Ben's face, see that Young Master Ben will not smear you in vain." ”
"Ah......h
The young ladies screamed and ran as fast as thieves.
"This guy ......"
Lin Yutong watched from the side, and the corners of his mouth jumped rhythmically.
Shen Lang, that guy, where is the cream, it is clear that he is rubbing the oil. Rubbing cream or something, usually wiping the face, Shen Lang's guy, directly wiping people's chests.
"Ha ......"
Shen Lang laughed, grabbed another handful of cream, and suddenly came to Lin Yutong's side, and wiped it directly on his chest.
Not to mention, the small mountain peak on Miss Yutong's chest is full of weight.
"Master, you ......"
Lin Yutong nodded and looked at it, it was called a gas.
Today is Shen Lang's birthday, and it's okay to fight the cream battle, but it's a bit too much to grab her breasts.
"Sister Yutong, let's play together!"
Shen Lang said with a smile: "There are many people, lively, and it is cool to fight thieves." ”
"I don't want it. ”
Lin Yutong glared at Shen Lang, turned around and walked towards the bathroom angrily.
Sister Su and they are all Shen Lang's women, they can fight whatever they want, she is not Shen Lang's woman, so she will not fall for that guy. That bastard, under the guise of fighting a cream war, rubs all kinds of oil, not to mention how obscene.
"Uh, what's the matter?"
Shen Lang was a little depressed, but he didn't think much about it, grabbed a handful of cream, and rushed to those young ladies again.
"Ah......h
Suddenly, a young lady jumped up and said depressedly: "You...... How can you put cream on someone's skirt...... Don't bring that ......."