I was busy today, because I got off work late, Hong Yanwu and Chen Liquan agreed in advance that they would not go home for lunch.

They are not short of money, and they have to take a small bath every day after work. So after washing off the stinky sweat from the bathhouse, I went to the restaurant hungry.

When it's hot, people's appetite is not very good. Why don't you say that the people of Beijing pay attention to eating noodles in summer?

"Tou Fu Dumpling Noodles", everyone knows its meaning, sesame sauce noodles, fried sauce noodles, whole cucumber and half a head of garlic, come to such a big bowl, it is appetizing, full, and enjoyable.

It's a pity that this kind of thing can only be eaten at home, and it can't be sold outside. In the restaurant, there are only tomato and egg noodles and mustard and shredded pork noodles, which are two kinds of noodle soup.

If you want to come here in the summer, you have to eat and sweat again.

Fortunately, Hong Yanwu remembered the scene described in a cross talk, and felt that it was quite appropriate for the situation, so he simply followed suit.

The two of them ordered a three-cent soft pork slice, a five-cent tomato tomato, and a four-cent one-liter loose beer in a restaurant where they often eat "work meals".

In addition, he asked the restaurant waiter who had already talked about mature people to ask the back kitchen to bring each person a bowl and a half pound of white billet noodles.

That's why you have to come here, put it in another place, and people don't wait.

As soon as the dish was served, they first served the dish and drank wine, and then as soon as the noodles came up, they took up the plate and divided the remaining slices of pork with wide sauce in two, which contained cucumbers and fungus, and just mixed noodles to eat.

Well, it's less than a dollar, and the food is twice as beautiful.

Even the waiter at the restaurant praised it and said, "If you have money, you have to be able to eat, and now I can see the real eater." ”

The wine is dry and clean, and you have to take a short nap when you go back after eating and drinking.

According to Hong Yanwu's plan, it will basically be three o'clock if he wakes up again.

has already said that he will take his nephew Hong Yun to the cinema, eat some cold drinks, and watch a movie. When the matter is over, the child is sent back, and he and Chen Liquan can go to the "sugar heart" in the evening.

I didn't think about it, it was arranged very well, when Xiao Jue'er was fragrant. There was a sudden loud "boom" outside the house, which woke up the two of them.

Hong Yanwu and Chen Liquan both sat up together, their brains were a little confused, and their reaction was that they thought that the gas tank in the small kitchen had exploded.

Thinking of this, they were so shocked that they didn't even wear shoes, and the two of them ran out of the house.

turned out to be good, just as I saw Hong Yun hiding behind the corner, the half-pulled little face disappeared at once.

Looking at the confetti left on the ground, I smelled the smell of gunpowder in the air, and it was as if this stinky boy had lit a thunderbolt in the yard.

This is probably this bad trick that this kid held back when he watched them sleep and waited in a hurry.

Hong Yanwu said in his heart, this is only six and a half years old, and he really has the style I had back then......

But before he could go to find this kid to have a seizure, a bigger headache came later.

Just this sound shook the entire West Courtyard people out.

The neighbors all asked what was going on, saying that the windows of the house were rattling, the bottles were overturned, and the whole west courtyard was buzzing and trembling, thinking that there was a bomb.

In addition, the child of the Shui family who had no parents was also frightened, crying so much that he couldn't coax him.

Next door to Chen's house, neighbors also found that the glass on their window had been pierced by a stone blown away by Ma Leizi.

What can I do? My own children should not be inlaid with glass, and they should apologize.

But don't forget, for the first time, Hong Yanwu provoked the old ladies in the West Courtyard for the Shui family's affairs. Now that they are reasonable, can they still forgive people in their mouths?

Although it was Hong Yun's sin, they still contacted Hong Yanwu.

It's also strange that Hong Yanwu was not angry when he was a child, and there were countless things about stealing chickens and dogs and pulling garlic seedlings, and it was difficult to think about it.

So almost unanimous words, the old ladies of the West Courtyard occupied the peak of public opinion.

Like what kind of upper beam is crooked and lower beam is crooked, what kind of uncle there is, what kind of nephew there is, has become an unshirkable crime on Hong Yanwu's head.

Everyone says that this kid Hong Yun is naughty and bad now, and he is not a thing. is very similar to Hong Yanwu when he was a child, but he completely let Hong Yanwu be abducted.

Hearing Hong Yanwu is called a nest fire and blocking his heart, if he wants to put aside his age in his previous life, he can make a breath.

The most annoying thing is that when he and Chen Liquan are all busy and finished. When I went to the glass store to buy back the glass and settled it for the neighbors, the cool words of the old ladies were enough. Hey, Hong Yun came out at this time.

Although he was a little embarrassed, he still approached Hong Yanwu with a hippie smile. His mouth was still stalking shamelessly, "Third uncle, it's time to take me to the movie......"

Hong Yanwu's face was pale, and it was a slap on his nephew's neck. "Still watching movies? I should smoke you!"

Hong Yun said "ouch" and quickly admitted his mistake.

"Uncle, I was wrong...... Can't you go back next time......?

"I ask you, what are you running ......?"

Hong Yun looked like a matter of course.

"The glass is broken...... It's a fool not to run......"

"Phew! You're a little bit of a good thing! I'll tell you, if you make a mistake, you don't dare to admit it, you can only run away by yourself! I hate you when I beat you. If you don't run and admit your mistakes honestly, I won't beat you anymore. That's called being responsible. Besides, if you can really run away and not go home, you can do it. You've been running away for a while, aren't you still coming back now? Instead, you're more guilty, and you say you're smart or stupid?"

Hong Yun stared, and his mind was full of confusion.

"Huh......? I understand...... If I don't run in the future, can't I be responsible......"

After saying this, he seemed to really understand, and his eyes rolled again.

"That'...... Third uncle, will you still take me to watch a movie today? If people want to talk about it, isn't it quite unproductive?

"Hey, you stinky boy......! Strong words, it should be beaten!"

Hong Yanwu said and slapped Hong Yun's ass hard.

This time it was really heavy, and Hong Yun jumped up with a sigh of pain.

"Third uncle, thanks to you, you're not my father. You're much more ruthless than my dad, and this time you're ......."

Hong Yanwu waved his hand and slapped him again.

"It's not my son who has to lose, if I don't beat you to death, it's not over. Shouting pain, the same is useless, in the future, the more I scream, the more I fight, remember that there is no ......"

Fight to beat, pain to pain. Hong Yanwu did not break his promise, and finally took Hong Yun to watch a movie.

Even after the end of the show, he was still in the cold food restaurant in the bathhouse next to the Caishikou Cinema, and spent three cents to let this kid eat two croissants filled with artificial cream, and a big bowl of pink bayberry juice shaved ice, making this kid so beautiful that he shook his head, and said that only the third uncle is good in the world.

However, as soon as he returned home, Hong Yun would have a bitter face.

Because Hong Yanwu said that this matter could not be finished today, he first searched the other two Ma Leizi in his pocket, and forced him to catch turtles from tomorrow.

This is to ask him to sell the turtle to the pharmacy and use the money in exchange for the glass-inlaid money. also said that otherwise, he wouldn't take him to the movies, and wouldn't buy him glass balls, villain books, grasshoppers, jelly beans, and big sour dates.

In this matter, Hong Yanwu is not confused at all. One is one, two is two, and the pain and punishment go hand in hand, which is clear and must not be mixed up.

It should be said that this is based on his personal experience and learned from Chen Deyuan's decision to let him choose the line.

It can be seen that in life, it is great to be able to meet someone who really cares about yourself. It can even benefit his own juniors.

As for Hong Yun, although he was beaten today, he had a drudgery, which made him grin and complain. But he didn't dare to resist, nor did he dare to hold a grudge, and then he did it honestly and obediently.

Because although children are young and don't know any big truths, they are the most sensitive emotionally. He can tell the difference between malice and kindness, and he can also feel genuine care and love.

What's more, he admires and loves this third uncle so much! Why is he embarrassed to be disobedient?

There is no moisture in this statement.

First, Hong Yanwu is really good to him on weekdays, and he follows the third uncle to eat and play, and buys any good things.

The second is that he likes to listen to Hong Yanwu's "how to take the No. 40 tram for nothing without a ticket", and talk nonsense with those ghosts, foxes, fairies and other boundless gods.

In his opinion, since the third uncle came home, he has had two ways to live, a normal family life and a stimulating third uncle life.

In family life, I don't have to do anything, I can't do anything, I have to listen to the elders in the family, except for sitting and waiting to eat and drink, I can only learn arithmetic, write big characters, and memorize ancient poems.

But in the life of the third uncle, it is different. You can do anything by yourself, and it's all exciting.

Buying food and drinking for him is still secondary, mainly because the third uncle taught him to catch birds and cats, and took him to catch dragonflies and catch "season birds" (local language, cicadas), and distinguish various insects.

The third uncle also told him a story about the book, and taught him how to defeat the "king" in the kindergarten class with hooks and stumbling and usurp the throne.

Naturally, he likes the life of the third uncle. He regards the third uncle as a true hero with a very urine nature.

Even in terms of words, he felt that the third uncle's level was far higher than others.

The third uncle will say that no one dares to say it, and he can't remember how to say it, and he has to say it more vigorously. With just a few words, all the sadness in people's hearts can be poured out, as if they were putting off a cannon fight.

For example, on this day, he was naughty in the kindergarten, asked his aunt to give him a lecture, and sued his parents. What words should be used to relieve grievances?

The third uncle has a good way - "(the)!"

These words can make people happy. As long as you can get rid of your hatred as soon as you say it, how trouble-free and convenient. There is no need for one more word at all, it is so naturally crisp and crisp, and powerful.

Of course, the third uncle's language is not just blindly simple. There will be many very complicated, but catchy and very interesting slips. Those are even more unknown to ordinary people, and there are countless of them.

"A pair of old men and old ladies, the two of them went to Beihai, the old man carried the old lady on his back, and he couldn't get up after a fight. ”

"High-grade cream and high-grade sugar, high-end old man is in the thatched house, there is no paper in his trouser pocket, and his butt is full of shit. ”

"The big-bellied grasshopper is the king of the four seas, the buckwheat bread eats four hundred, the buckwheat noodle soup drinks two jars, and the belly is still hairy. Wang Xiaoqiang, the champion of rice buckets, eats two baskets of steamed buns, drinks two jars of egg and vegetable soup, and pulls two sides of the big shit. ”

"The small bean buns in the first grade, a dozen and a jump high, and the small tea bowl in the second grade, a dozen and one eye. The third grade has a full meal, the fourth grade has a full load, the fifth grade has a fire, and the sixth grade has all the eggs. ”

"The stupid young man crossed the street, pulled his pants with shit, picked up a piece of candy paper and wiped his buttocks, and the more he wiped it, the more sticky it became. The police came and spanked, and the more they spanked, the more comfortable it became. ”

A man and a woman grinned, and quickly picked up the camera, only to hear a click, and the two were together forever. ”

"There is one place where clothes are never worn, and that is the bathhouse, with men on the left and women on the right, and there is no wall in the middle. ”……

Hong Yun really learned a lot of this kind of smooth talk, which is much faster than remembering the ancient poems that his parents arranged for him to memorize. When he was really bored, he would face the wall and secretly entertain himself for two paragraphs.

Hong Yanwu, in fact, in his eyes, his knowledge is much better than that of Hong Yanwen, who went to university.

Because the poems written by his second uncle are incomprehensible at all, and only such a vivid expression of the third uncle can be regarded as a great poet!

Alas, poor Hong Yun really lacks the correct ability to distinguish.

How to say it, he is like a sponge, absorbing the good, bad, and all the things on Hong Yanwu's body as if he were worshipping.

If you start from the point of "it's not easy to learn well, but it's fast to learn badly", although Hong Yanwu didn't know anything about it, and it was definitely not his intention, the charges spread on his head seemed to be ...... It's also ...... Not entirely innocent......

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