Chapter 36 Unplanned
Ye Xiaolang invited the chief iron rooster to eat and obtained important advice from his mouth, so Ye Xiaolang, who was already prepared, was ready to deal with the tricky matter of opening a Taoist pharmacy in Lotus Dazhai and getting a business license immediately after leaving Taoyuan Island.
Of course, Ye Xiaolang can leave this place now, but this will make Chen Jiajia feel lost, so no matter what Ye Xiaolang says, he will accompany Chen Jiajia for a few days, and then return to the city to sign the agreement of the Taoist Economic Alliance organization, and sign the contract with Tian Sifang for the research and development of robots.
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On this morning three days later, Ye Xiaolang accompanied Chen Jiajia just after breakfast and was about to go out for a walk, but was "blocked" by Liu Chan, the second apprentice who hurriedly broke into this living room.
At this moment, Liu Chan panted and said, "Master, no, a truck carrying geological exploration tools has arrived on the island, and there are more than a dozen heavily armed mercenaries on the car, and I also vaguely found a few Taoist priests among them!"
"Oh!" Ye Xiaolang was shocked when he heard this, and said to himself, "These guys, what are you doing here to Taoyuan Island with geological exploration tools? Could it be that they are here to open mines or hunt for treasures?" After Ye Xiaolang muttered to himself, he looked at his second apprentice Liu Chan and ordered, "Go quickly, bring my thousand-mile wind chasing donkey, and take me to meet these guys!"
"Yes!" Liu Chan didn't say a word, like a monkey with his butt on fire, he turned his head and shook off his long legs and long hands, ran out of the underground palace with his teeth and claws, and went to lead the donkey in the stable, and this donkey was brought by Ye Xiaolang when he was on the boat.
At the same time, Chen Jiajia, who hadn't found anything strange for a long time, was also interested, and had to follow Ye Xiaolang to find out, so as to relieve his curiosity, and Ye Xiaolang couldn't refuse in the face of Chen Jiajia's enthusiastic expression on his face, so Ye Xiaolang came to the ground, rode thousands of miles of wind-chasing donkey with Chen Jiajia, and approached the "lawbreakers" under the leadership of Liu Chan, the second apprentice who rode an off-road motorcycle.
And the thousand-mile wind-chasing donkey that was galloping along the way was pressed uncomfortably by the bodies of Ye Xiaolang and Chen Jiajia, and involuntarily screamed, the two thought that the donkey was sick, but the donkey thought that the two of them understood that the male donkey also needed the female donkey to comfort!
Ten minutes later, Ye Xiaolang, under the leadership of his second apprentice Liu Chan, caught up with the truck that was moving slowly, and the truck could have been accelerated, but because there were precision instruments in the car that were afraid of oscillation, he compromised.
At this moment, Ye Xiaolang, who was riding on a donkey, was on the right side of the truck, marching side by side with the truck, and at the same time, the mercenaries and the three Taoist priests on the truck all glared at Ye Xiaolang angrily, eager to scold Ye Xiaolang for turning over on his back, and then beat him violently to let him get out! Obviously, they regarded Ye Xiaolang as a "mountain forest administrator".
Now, Ye Xiaolang looked at the "bandits" on the truck, and asked unscrupulously, "I said everyone, you are here to explore, can you take me one?" Ye Xiaolang's last sentence was very frivolous, but this was intentional, intended to cause a topic and talk to them.
Finally, more than a dozen people in the back compartment of this truck were all angered by the frivolous attitude of Ye Xiaolang, among them, the boss of the three Taoist priests, cross-eyed Guo Dada stretched out his right hand and two fingers, pointed at Ye Xiaolang and scolded angrily, "Shut your stinky mouth, I see that you are not very old and angry, you must be a flower thief, I warn you, stay away from us, otherwise, I will do the right thing for heaven now, and ask for your life!"
As soon as Guo Dada's words came out, he "laughed" at the thousand-mile wind-chasing donkey under Ye Xiaolang's crotch, and it barked happily, so "boldly" that Ye Xiaolang had to reach out to pat the donkey's head to stop the donkey's shouting.
"Slap" Ye Xiaolang gently slapped his palm on the top of the donkey's head, pointed at Sang and scolded Huai, and said, "You still scream, call me again, and make you a cross-eyed!" Ye Xiaolang said, turned his head to look at his apprentice Liu Chan, and asked, "Apprentice, they say I am a flower thief, what do you think?"
The big thin man Liu Chan glanced at his master Chen Jiajia, and replied slowly, "Master, they have wronged you, in fact, the real flower thief is me, I remember very well that the concubine of this cross-eyed Taoist priest has been taken down by me, and I also told her that I will meet you in the straw stack!"
The cross-eyed Taoist priest Guo Dada was anxious, and scolded loudly, "Fuck you, what the hell are you talking about, I don't know you, and I don't have a concubine, even if there is...... Let me know, besides, you look like a horse monkey, and you'll have to go to the zoo if you want to find it, bastard!"
Cross-eyed and said, "Let's tell you the truth, we are here to find the golden body of the founding patriarch of our sect, Miaofa Zhenren, and the treasure hidden here by his lay disciple Guo Kai, a red-haired Taoist hundreds of years ago, so we are doing all legal things, it is in accordance with the will of heaven, and no one can control it!"
When Ye Xiaolang heard this, he sneered and said, "Cross-eyed, you can still say it, if you don't think about an ancestor who has been buried in the soil for hundreds of years, and you have to be dug up and tossed by your disciples and grandchildren, you are simply humiliating your own sect, and you can say this sentence now, which is enough to prove that your kid is a bastard who deceives teachers and destroys ancestors!"
Dou Dou Eye was anxious when he heard this, and pointed at Ye Xiaolang to "pay back" and said, "You fart, dig out the ancestor and gild the body to pay tribute, how can it be to deceive the master and destroy the ancestor, you are purely angry with me, me, me, I will abolish you!" Dou Dou said, pulled out the two Emei thorns on his waist, flew out of the back compartment, and went straight to Ye Xiaolang.
Seeing this, Ye Xiaolang was not only furious, but also laughed, causing the cross-eyed Taoist priest who had already flown to the ground, pointed at Ye Xiaolang, and asked loudly, "What do you want to do? Why are you laughing?"
When Ye Xiaolang heard this, his face suddenly changed, and his eyes flashed with a cold light in response, "I don't mean anything else, your grave digging has nothing to do with me, but I want to divide those treasures, and if you don't agree, I will go to the Religious Federation to report you on the charge of illegal tomb robbery, or I will eliminate you scum for the alliance leader now, you choose!"
"Phew!" Fighting Eyes spat on the ground with phlegm, this mouthful of phlegm is still bloody to death, it seems that Fighting Eyes has a problem with his gums, it is estimated that he rarely brushes his teeth, and may have bad breath! However, he still felt good and said angrily, "you! If you want to share the treasure with us and talk about morality without shame, you are also worthy of it? I tell you, I only have four words to pay tribute to you, and those who stand in my way will die!"
As soon as Ye Xiaolang heard these four words, he suddenly killed chickens in his heart, and suddenly took out the ecstasy mirror from his arms, and took a picture of the cross-eye, and the cross-eyed was not given in vain, he saw that this mirror must be an evil magic weapon that robs people's souls, so he jumped in a hurry and dodged the pillar of light thrown by the mirror.
However, how could Ye Xiaolang, who had a lot of bad water, let the cross-eyed retreat with his whole body? I saw Ye Xiaolang suddenly shout to the cross-eye, "Cross-eyed, you are duplicitous, you said that you don't have a concubine, but who is the woman behind you?"
Crossing Eyes was thrilled when he heard this, and hurriedly looked back, but as soon as he turned around, the purple beam of Ye Xiaolang's ecstasy mirror shone on Dou Dou's body.
At this moment, Xue Ziqin, the second junior brother of the cross-eyed big handprint Tiangang palm, shouted loudly, "Senior brother, be careful!" As soon as Xue Ziqin's words fell, the senior brother cross-eyed Yan Xisan was illuminated by Ye Xiaolang's ecstasy mirror, and instantly fell to the ground with a "plop".
As soon as Ye Xiaolang succeeded, he snorted at cross-eyed Yan Xisan's second junior disciple, Xue Ziqin, and asked, "He doesn't agree to share the treasure, what about you?"
Xue Ziqin scolded, "If you dare to touch a single hair of us, my master will want your dog's life!"
Ye Xiaolang frowned and asked, "Who is your master?"
Xue Ziqin held his head high and responded very arrogantly, "You listen to me, his old man is the master of the Huoyun Mountain Taoist Temple, Qin Shou!"
"Oh!" When Ye Xiaolang heard this, he silently said in his heart, "It seems that the road is really narrow!"
Ye Xiaolang thought of this and began to think about his next move.