Chapter 193: Xueba

Nine Heavens.

More and more customers are pouring into the food court. After a busy day of work such as cultivating immortals and running errands, everyone came to the food street to relax, one is to enjoy the mood, and the other is to taste the food. However, driven by Lao Jun, many male compatriots actually put aside the Miss Swimsuit contest and listened carefully to Lao Jun's teaching.

As soon as the mortal time passed, the evil undercurrent entertainment program came to an end, and the private university "University of Literacy" founded by Brother San Si officially opened, and the crisp class bell suddenly rang, reminding students to prepare to enter the state of class.

Lin Sansi from the riverside community of Beiyang City had a drink and lay on the sofa sleepily. During this period, there was almost no rest, and coupled with the vigorous development of the Celestial Live Room, Lin Sansi felt a burst of pressure. In the past, there would be a system prompt sound after the fans went online, and it was non-stop, so Lin Sansi habitually blocked all these prompts.

In the middle of the night, a cold wind blew from the balcony, waking up Lin Sansi on the sofa, and he turned over and fell to the ground. After getting up in a daze, he walked to the bedroom, and subconsciously logged in to the celestial live broadcast room in his mind. As soon as it was launched, I was frightened by the golden font, "Congratulations to the anchor Brother Sansi! The Three Realms Shenhao Taishang Laojun and the Immeasurable Tianzun have each rewarded 100 million medium-grade spirit stones, and they have become the second and third supreme anchors in the live broadcast room after the Jade Emperor!"

Taishang Laojun?Immeasurable Tianzun?Why didn't such a big man come to the live broadcast room without any special prompts?The last time the Jade Emperor came to the system, he beat the gong and drum. The two of them gave so much a reward, at most they bought a name, and the real power was not as cost-effective as rewarding 2,000 fans of Zhongpin Spirit Stone.

Regardless of so much for now, Lin Sansi hurriedly opened the live broadcast room. found that there were some clues on the fan list, among which Bi Ma Wen and Sha Seng had their fan names in dark red fonts, while Taishang Laojun had golden luminous fonts. He also changed his nickname to Jun Luoyan, who was angry and not stained with vulgar dust.

After checking the list of fans, Lin Sansi hurriedly entered the fan chat room.

"Is there a mistake Le, a point of knowledge?? Snatching the Blood, ∧Playing the Wall, Playing the Bad

"Lao Junda, we know that you are a genius and have a superior IQ, can you be considerate of our low-IQ people?" said the fans depressedly.

"Alas, it's not that the old man uses his experience to bully you children, but this is a question that a three-year-old child can figure out!"

At this time, everyone found that Brother Sansi, who had been lurking for almost a night, was finally online.

"Think twice, you hurry up and get Lao Jun away, he has affected our learning momentum!" shouted fans.

Before Lin Sansi could respond, Taishang Laojun had already sent a video invitation to come over.

This video must be answered.

The video has just been connected, and the image in the picture is completely different from himself, "You~"

In the picture is a silver-haired old man with a very kind smile. But the beard on the corner of the mouth is stained with red chili peppers, and the chili skin has dried at the moment, which is very unsightly, and some affect personal image. After spending money at the Malatang restaurant, Lao Jun happily preached to his followers and solved his doubts, forgetting to rub the test. Ci laughed, "Little friend, are you the god of three thoughts?"

And Lin Sansi is not much better, there is only a pair of red underwear left on his body, which is still a cotton triangle, and in front of him is a printed pattern of Popeye (the big beauty Chen Chen bought it, what did Lin Sansi say recently to avoid evil. He lay naked on Simmons. The camera was adjusted, and the bedside lamp was dimmed a lot.

Looking at Lin Sansi's vigorous blood-avoiding pants, Lao Jun looked thoughtful, thinking to himself, does this Sansi God also like to wear the amorous pants made by Miao Yan?

"I've met Taishang Laojun, I'm glad to be there!I'm Brother Sansi, who is known as the first handsome brother in the universe, the first time we meet, Laojun don't hit me with money!" Feeling that his lower abdomen was a little swollen, Lin Sansi raised his butt and went to the bathroom.

Lao Jun is sweating finely, this god is too informal! But the style of this red pants is really good, and the clothes of the god can be!

Lin Sansi rattled at the toilet, and a smell of noise instantly steamed. Lin Sansi is very thrifty, usually two bubbles of urine once flushed.

"Huh?" Lao Jun became even more curious.

"Think twice, the urine falling down is due to gravity, right? You shook twice when you finished untying your hand, is it caused by the pressure difference between the body and the outside of the body?"

Lin Sansi didn't react at all, and woke up in the middle of the night with a few people who were not blindsided, "It's not Laojun, what did you just say you weighed?" Lin Sansi asked in surprise.

"It's not a weight, forget it next time, the progress of the tutorial of "University of Blindness" in the live broadcast room is too slow!The content is too simple!" Lao Jun shook his head and continued: "Think twice, do you think it's good to think about it, you show me all the teaching videos, and the old man will watch it in one go!"

This breath is really big, Lin Sansi took five minutes to sort it out, and cut the physics, chemistry, and mathematics from the seventh grade to the ninth grade into three pages and played them at the same time. All of them are recorded by the elite ace classroom, which is very authoritative.

This method has never been mentioned by fans in the live broadcast room, and Lin San has never thought about it, and he doesn't know if it will work. Lin Sansi only knows that playing games can be opened three times, and the teaching video is the first time.

These are not the most important things, the important Lao Jun dragged the page quickly, as long as he saw the text clearly, Lao Jun immediately dragged it. This speed made Lin Sansi's naked eyes unable to see clearly, let alone hear what was being said in the video.

The three subject videos were put on for four hours, and it was already seven o'clock in the morning, Lao Jun finished watching all the teaching videos, and turned off the videos, "It makes sense, it makes sense, these courses of junior high school physics and chemistry only play an enlightening role, there are still many things in it that are ambiguous, and they need to be further explored, and there must be more profound teaching videos! Hurry up, take out the good things, the old man can't wait! Full of desire to learn!"

Lin Sansi blinked and swallowed unconsciously. This is too fierce, right, people spend three years in junior high school, you can do it in four hours?

At this time, Taishang Laojun suddenly heard it: "If I remember correctly, is the final exam of this blind university coming? I heard that the reward for the first place in the exam is very rich, what are the rewards? And can the old man take the exam in advance?"