Chapter 22, the nightclub starts

As the name suggests, "Nightclub" is a story that takes place at night!

Naturally, the shooting time should be at night!

Of course, you can shoot during the day, but then you need to be in the studio to block out the sunlight outside!

It's just that Panda Pictures is still a newcomer in the film and television industry, and it is too troublesome and expensive to borrow a studio, so it is better to shoot at night to save trouble!

It was dark, and the crew of a supermarket in Modu started.

The actors who were able to appear on the first night have already arrived!

First of all, the first step is to turn on the machine and worship God!

"Ghost Shadow" is a DV movie, and the investment cost is extremely low, so it doesn't matter if you worship God or not.

But "Nightclub" is not good, although the investment is not high, it is also filmed with a camera.

Whenever something happens in between!

For example, if the tape that was filmed suddenly caught fire, it would make Lei Weidong want to cry without tears.

Although worshipping God may not work, at least it will give everyone a comfort.

On an offering table, roast suckling pig, roast goose and many fruits are placed to set up the altar.

Lei Weidong and Li Yan took all the crew to worship God!

After Lei Weidong finished offering incense and worshipping, everyone else also offered incense and prayed one by one.

"Your crew is very formal!" The white and chubby supermarket owner, seeing the end of the worship, smiled and walked up, "Can the director get me a role, I don't need to have lines, I can show my face." ”

"Hmm!"

looked at the chubby appearance of the supermarket owner.

"Can you sing?"

"Yes, I'm a well-known tenor in our neighborhood committee, and I even performed on the street when I was in school!" the supermarket owner laughed.

"Write down this line!" Lei Weidong found a piece of tissue paper in a stack of scripts, "Let's say it first, not only is there no pay, but you also have to invite everyone to supper!"

"Don't worry, as long as you can make a movie, let alone a late-night snack, you can just have a big meal!" said the supermarket owner with a smile.

"Director!" Xu Zheng walked over with the script, "I think some changes can be made here to add some jokes." ”

"How to modify!"

Here, when Zhu Liao rushed into the supermarket with stockings, he could take a toy gun instead of a knife! This is more shocking, and when he fights with the robbers in the end, he can let the robbers pick up the wrong gun and confront He Sanshui to increase the laughter. ”

"Then how did you get it at the beginning, Zhu Liao was holding a gun, how was he subdued by He Sanshui!"

"This is easy to do!" Xu Zheng said with a smile, "Zhu Liao is timid, when he saw He Sanshui and the tires, he thought they were robbing, so he was so frightened that he just dropped the gun!"

"Will it be a waste of time!"

"No, everyone is not a newcomer, I must have tried a few times!"

"Well, then let's try it!" Lei Weidong nodded, "Everyone come here, let's change it here!"

Lei Weidong greeted.

"Action!" roared with Lei Weidong.

The field affairs are a dozen boards, and He Sanshui played by Chen Xiaoer is on the field, and the camera follows him.

is different from Xu Zheng's half-bald bald head in the original book, Chen Xiaoer is directly bald, with an untidy beard, wearing a sweatshirt, trousers, and slippers, and he is angry and breaks into the Wangwang supermarket.

"Welcome!" Li Bin, who was sorting out the cash register, heard the bell of "Ding Ding ~" and said meaningfully.

"What about your boss!" Seeing that there were only two people in the supermarket, Li Bin and Hu Ke, He Sanshui asked.

"No!" Seeing that the person who came was He Sanshui, Li Bin's tone instantly became a lot colder, doing his own work and ignoring him.

"The money your boss owes me, but you still haven't paid it back?" Seeing that a little girl like Li Bin looked down on herself, He Sanshui was completely angry.

"Oh, how do I know, are you bothered, or you should just ask the proprietress directly?"

Li Bin is worthy of being born in a professional class, and a few sentences show that this is not the first time to deal with He Sanshui's question, and his words reveal impatience.

"What else do you want!" Seeing He Sanshui standing there in a daze, Li Bin continued to ask.

"Buy a pack of cigarettes. ”

"What smoke?"

"Big front door!"

"What kind of big front door?"

"The cheapest!" He Sanshui said in silence.

"Two pieces of five!"

He Sanshui threw a few gross tickets over, took the cigarette, took out the lighter, and prepared to light it.

"It's five cents away. ”

"Five cents short!"

He Sanshui was stunned, took out five cents from his pocket and threw it over.

"No smoking here, smoke out!"

Don't let it!

Cheng Xiaoer, who had already lit the fire, looked at Li Bin!

Suddenly, drop the cigarette on the ground!

"Why don't you let me smoke, don't let me smoke, what are you selling my cigarettes for, I owe my money for more than a month, don't think that you can pay off if you keep delaying it!"

"Click!" Lei Weidong directly stopped, "Hu Ke, your entry is slower, naturally, and you have to worry about Tang Xiaolian, because you have always admired her, and you are worried that He Sanshui will scare her!"

"Okay, director! I'm trying!" Hook said.

"Wait a minute!" Lei Weidong stopped Hu Ke who was leaving, "Brother Chen, I thought about it for a while, don't give the five cents less, because you don't have it, just smoke and get angry, let Hook pay you five cents, and you can also match your line below you who thought I came here to ask for food!"

"Hook, when you give Brother Chen five cents later, you have to make a reluctant look!"

"Come again!" Lei Weidong waved his hand!

The movie continues to be filmed!

"!" Chen Xiaoer scolded directly, "Little Steel Tooth, what do you mean, what does this mean, do you look down on me, it's natural to repay debts, right, do you think I came here to ask for food, I want to get my money back, do you give me my money?"

Looking at the five-cent coin handed over by Hook, Cheng Xiaoer was annoyed and angry.

……

"Pass, next, rest for a while, Lao Guo is ready to play. Lei Weidong nodded and commanded.

Because of the tight time and tight funds, Lei Weidong naturally won't keep improving, just get by.

"Tires!"

"Tires!"

With Chen Xiaoer's shouting!

Lao Guo broke in with a black hood.

directly scared Li Junwei and Tang Xiaolian.

"What are you doing!"

Looking at the clumsy little cousin, dressed as a robber.

He Sanshui doesn't hit one place, and it will be a slap to go up directly!

interrupted Lao Guo's momentum.

"What are you doing with this?"

"Aren't I robbing money!" said the honest old Guo as he touched the back of his head and bowed his head.

"What kind of robbery, we want to pay the account!" He Sanshui slapped his cousin again.

"Yes, yes!

"Ask for an account!"

The wheel sleeve turned his head and shouted at Tang Xiaolian.

Whether the comedy is funny or not, it is not about using humorous lines, contrasting plots, or using exaggerated expressions and actions to make the audience laugh.

Xing Ye is one of the best!

His nonsensical performance made people laugh non-stop as soon as it came out.

Although "Nightclub" is a classic, it has a place in small-scale films!

But this is all supported by Xu Zheng alone.

Because the script of the original book is so ordinary, there is obvious plagiarism in the lines and plot in it!

He is like a third-rate online novelist later, when writing novels, he only has a simple outline, and the descriptions of specific paragraphs are all copied from the east and moved a little west, and then summarized by himself.

There are too many things borrowed from it, from "Night Attack on the Gas Station", "Pulp Fiction" and "Kidnapping and Robbery", from Xing Ye to Xiao Ma Ge, everything is available.

But that's what movies are!

There are thousands of movies in the world every year, and it is impossible to have no similarities, the difference is who plagiarizes well.

It's like the Titanic, the daughter of a rich family falls in love with a poor boy, it's just a vulgar joke that can't be more vulgar, but in the end, it swept the world and dominated the global box office NO1 for ten years.

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Chen Xiaoer is the big bowl among comedy stars, whether it is the Spring Festival Gala or movies or TV series in the mainland, he can cause everyone to laugh as soon as he appears.

Although Xu Zheng is young and has just debuted, he has also shown his talent in comedy.

As for Li Bin and Lao Guo, they are both from professional classes, and after strict training, they are veritable old drama bones, and their acting skills are needless to say.

Although Hook is young, he has already shown the temperament of an idol star, and he can attract a lot of fans at that stop.

These people gathered together, making "Nightclub" far more than the original book in terms of plot and laughter.

"Let's start, Zhu Liao is ready to play!"

With the command of the field officer!

Xu Zheng, wearing stockings on his head and holding a toy gun in his right hand, screamed and pushed open the door of the supermarket and rushed in.

"Robbery!"

"Ahh

Looking at the pistol in Xu Zheng's hand, everyone was obviously stunned, Tang Xiaolian screamed in fright, shrank her body, and hid behind Li Junwei.

"You are!"

Xu Zheng, who was panting, first looked at He Sanshui, who had a fierce face, and then looked at Lao Guo with a black hood.

I wonder if I'm on the wrong set!

"Could it be that there was a robbery!" Xu Zheng shuddered, and the gun in his hand fell to the ground.

"You're busy, I'll leave a little early!" Xu Zheng raised his forehead, and the stockings hit He Sanshui's face directly.

Pretending to be calm and wanting to leave.

"Ahh

Before he could turn around, he fell to the ground with convulsions.

"You want to rob me of my money, find electricity!"

He Sanshui, who reacted, said domineeringly with an electric rod in his hand.

"Big cousin, it's a toy gun! This kid is yin against us!" Lao Guo picked up the pistol that Xu Zheng had dropped on the ground, checked it carefully, and found that it was a toy, so he kicked Xu Zheng angrily and threw the gun under the shelf.

"Cut, over, get ready for the next one!"

"Don't hurt her! I've got a way to help you raise money!"

Seeing that He Sanshui asked for electricity from Tang Xiaolian, Li Junwei, who liked her, hurriedly shouted.

So the screen turned!

Li Junwei and Tang Xiaolian were tied to the table and locked up in the boss's office.

"This is the way you want to do it!" Tang Xiaolian glanced at Li Junwei with disdain, to no avail at all.

Chen Xiaoer put on the clothes of a supermarket employee and walked over, he dressed up as a supermarket employee, and also brought sleeve covers.

"Let me say a few words, this supermarket belongs to your boss, since your boss owes me money, it is equivalent to the money that this supermarket owes me, and the things in the supermarket are sold, and of course the money should belong to me.

Young man, your idea is reasonable, well, very creative, but don't try to act rashly, or else will you see him!"

The camera gave Xu Zheng, who fell to the ground and convulsed

"Shut their mouths!" Chen Xiaoer commanded.

"No!"

"Why?"

"Talk inside, you can't hear outside!"

He Sanshui played by Chen Xiaoer is a little unclear.

"Why?"

"Big cousin, I've checked it all, this is a KTV private room......" said, the tire pulled the curtains, and a small KTV room appeared in front of everyone.

"Isn't this your boss's wife's office, how did it become a place for singing!" The scene in front of him made He Sanshui speechless, and he couldn't help asking.

"Our proprietress likes to practice singing here!" Li Junwei said.

If I don't pay back, I just won't pay back, and if I don't pay back, I won't pay back......

He Sanshui appeared in front of him, Wang Sufang's crazy scene, holding the microphone and shouting not to pay back.

"Someone is coming outside the big cousin!"

"Talking inside, can't you really hear outside?"

"I can't hear you!"

"Wang Sufang, you are shameless!"

"It's over, get ready for the next one!"

As time passed, cameo actors gradually appeared.

"Tang Xiaolian, how old are you!" Li Nan, who was drinking green tea in a police uniform, looked at Tang Xiaolian who was sorting things out and asked.

"I belong to the dragon!" Tang Xiaolian glanced up at Li Nan and bowed her head.

"Dragon, do you have a partner?" The senior police officer played by Li Nan was obviously a warm-hearted person, and when he found that Tang Xiaolian was not young, he immediately asked personal questions.

"Who can look at me!" Li Bin lowered his head and said with some embarrassment, "I'm just a supermarket cashier!"

"Don't mind, there are a few college students from our institute, all of them are handsome, I'll introduce you tomorrow!" Li Nan drank the green tea in his hand in one go, and said with a smile.

"That's okay!" After collecting the money, looking at the enthusiastic appearance of Officer Gao, Tang Xiaolian said perfunctorily.

As a result, Li Junwei, who had a crush on Tang Xiaolian, fell down the ladder, causing the scene to be embarrassing!

Fortunately, news on television about robbers snatching diamonds eased the embarrassment.

"Officer Gao, have you caught this robber!" Hook asked embarrassedly as he got up from the ground and pointed to the TV.

"I caught one, I just caught it at the playground!" Officer Gao smiled, "There is also a bandit on the run, you have a large flow of people here, help me pay attention, if there are suspicious people, call me immediately, or send a text message!"

There are many places in the original book that do not stand up to scrutiny.

For example, Officer Gao's mobile phone was left in the freezer, which is also too mentally retarded.

Although in reality, there are many cases of losing your phone.

There are a lot of Madahar, not to mention losing mobile phones and money, even embarrassing things often happen.

It's just that putting this plot in the movie, or the police are a little reluctant.

Especially when the robbers broke into the supermarket, everyone and the robbers fought wits and courage in the supermarket, but when the movie entered the climax, it was interrupted because the police went back to the supermarket to find the phone.

Although there is some drama as well, the logical aspect is always a lot worse.

And it would be much more reasonable for Tang Xiaolian to see the opportunity and call Officer Gao to report the robbers in private.