"G-I-JOE" is the name of a cartoon in the Stars and Stripes, which tells the story of a group of special forces with different abilities and a fierce battle between the Cobra troops, many post-70s and post-80s should still have an impression of this cartoon, at that time there were plastic agent villains selling the image in the cartoon on the street, and the boys at that time, who didn't know Hasbro's "Transformers" toys and "G-I-JOE" toys?

Later, "G-I-JOE" was also made into a movie, first filming "Special Forces 1: The Rise of Cobra", which was unsatisfactory at the box office, Paramount did not believe in evil, and then filmed "Special Forces 2: Total Counterattack", which turned out to be a miserable failure at the box office.

Well, as an aside, Xiao Peng believes that the responsibility for the failure of "Special Forces 2" can be attributed to one person: Chinese director Zhu Haowei. Just like the box office fiasco of Ang Lee's "The Incredible Hulk". Obviously, it is a blockbuster that stimulates people's senses with a refreshing rhythm, and you have to make it a literary film, who buys it, who is stupid.

Xiao Peng just wanted to talk to George about the situation in the West Village, and George asked a question that made Xiao Peng dumbfounded: "Xiao, do you have a boyfriend?"

"HAT?" Xiao Peng raised his voice, thinking he had misheard.

George asked again, "Do you have a boyfriend?"

Xiao Peng pointed to his nose: "George, I'm a man!"

George smiled slightly: "Of course, I can see it. AND YOUR PERSONALITY SHOULD BE 'BOTTOM', RIGHT?"

Xiao Peng almost scolded the street angrily: "Which eye do you look at me like 'BOTTOM'?"

BOTTOM MEANS 'PASSIVE' OR 'BELOW', AND HUAXIA OFTEN TRANSLATES THE WORD AS 'BOTTOM', WHICH MEANS THAT A MAN AND A MAN BELONG TO THE 'RECEPTIVE' SIDE WHEN THEY HAVE A SUPER-FRIENDSHIP RELATIONSHIP.

In Huaxia, he has a more vivid name: '0', and the active side is '1'.

George was not angry, but asked in surprise, "Are you 'TOP'?" well, if it were you, I would be able to do 'BOTTOM'. ”

'TOP' is naturally the insertion between men and men, and the word is also vividly translated as 'top' in Huaxia.

Xiao Peng was angry and explained: "Hey, George, I'm not GAY!"

George waved his hand and smiled, "I originally thought I wasn't GAY, but then I found out my true orientation." Xiao, you have to face up to your true heart!"

Xiao Peng was about to scold the street: "I face up to my sister's heart, I am a man! I love women!"

George's eyes widened when he heard this: "Oh my God, am I mistaken? Then why are you here?"

Xiao Peng was stunned: "Is there anything wrong here?"

George pointed to the statue next to him: "Can't you see that this is a same-sex park?"

Xiao Peng wanted to cry without tears: "How can I see how specially? This is not indicated! I went to the wrong place, that George, right? Sorry, I'll go first." After saying that, Xiao Peng ran faster than a rabbit, and disappeared in a puff of smoke.

Hell, who would have thought that these two groups of statues mean this! Men chatting with men, and women chatting with women are signs of same-sex parks?

Whoever came up with this bad idea, Lao Tzu greets your whole family!

But

After experiencing this farce, it also made time fly by, Xiao Peng looked at his watch, hey, it's almost time?

When Xiao Peng found the place where the cocktail party was held according to the address, he couldn't help but whistle.

This Pattihurst is definitely not a bad money owner, and there is such a manor-style single-family house in Manhattan's West Village, and the price is really not low.

The price of single-family houses in New York's West Village can rank among the top five houses of the same kind in the country of Stars and Spangles. Although it may seem a little lower than the top residential areas in Los Angeles, San Francisco and other places in the west, you must know that New York City has the highest tax index in the United States, reaching 266! It is very likely that you buy a house here, only to find that you can't afford to live in it because the taxes are too high!

Therefore, those who can buy top luxury houses in New York must be really rich people. Just like the 'ONE57' apartment building next to the West Village, where the millionaires are not ranked at all, the average price of the house here has reached 30 million US dollars!

Millionaires who have lost their fortune may be able to buy a restroom here. The same is true for the villa area in the West Village, which looks old, but it is really not something that ordinary people can afford.

When Xiao Peng came here, there were already a lot of luxury cars driving into the villa, there were really no people like Xiao Peng, and there were a few helicopters parked on the side of the lawn.

And Xiao Peng found out that he had been cheated, and it was clearly noted on the invitation letter: You don't need to wear formal clothes, but the men and women who are invited to come are all dressed in the same color, and there is no one like Xiao Peng who wears travel shoes and jeans.

When Xiao Peng walked to the gate, several security guards wearing black suits and headsets and sunglasses stopped him directly. "Back in, it's a private house. No tourists!" a white bodyguard said to Xiao Peng.

Xiao Peng was speechless: "I was invited to come." There is an invitation letter. ”

After hearing this, the white bodyguard looked at me and I looked at you, and laughed: "Boy, your joke is very funny, but there is an important party in there today, you can leave quickly." Don't delay our work!"

Before Xiao Peng could speak, the sound of a car horn came from behind him, and Xiao Peng looked back and saw a Bentley driving over. Xiao Peng stepped aside, the car stopped in front of the security guard, the driver rolled down the window, handed out an invitation card and handed it to the bodyguard, the bodyguard looked at it, and directly made a gesture behind him to let go.

Bentley restarted, but suddenly stopped. The rear window rolled down to reveal the faces of the people inside.

"Hey, Huaxia friend, why are you here?" There were two people sitting in the back row of the car, not young, one Xiao Peng didn't know, and the one who spoke was the curious baby Ah San who met on the plane: Ravim Khan.

When I was on the plane at the time, this curious baby's magical remarks made Xiao Peng Lei scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, how could he see it here again?

"Hey, Lavim Khan, I didn't expect to see you here, why are you here too?" Xiao Peng greeted with a smile.

Before Ravim Khan could speak, the other Indian Sanren sitting next to him glanced at Xiao Peng coldly, and said to Ravim Khan: "Ravim Khan, talking to such an inferior person is not in line with your identity, don't lose the face of our Indian nobles." ”

According to Indian Brahmanism, the caste system of Asana is divided into four castes, the first class Brahmin, representing the priests, and the second class Kshatriyas, belonging

The nobility, the third class Vaishyas, i.e., the commoners, the fourth class of the Shudras, were slaves, and there were also prisoners of war and those who did not follow the caste system, and were listed as untouchables------- Chandra, i.e., untouchables. Although the constitution of the Asan gives the people equal rights, caste discrimination in the Asan society is still very serious: the status and occupation are hereditary, and it is reasonable to allow high-caste men to marry low-caste women, but most people marry within their own caste.

"Dumu Singh, we need to know our opponent in order to achieve the final victory, don't we?" said Ravim Khan.

Xiao Peng listened to the conversation between the two, and pouted on the side, 'Khan' is the surname of the Muslim nobles, and 'Singh' is the surname of the Kshatriya nobles of the Indo-Three Religions, theoretically speaking, they are indeed the nobles of Ah San. Although Muslims are equal for all, Muslims in the country of Indo-3 are also divided into three classes. The Muslims in India were also divided into nobles and commoners.

But it's not India three, right?

The man named Dumu-Singh glanced at Xiao Peng: "What do you think you can learn from such a lowly person?" Ravim Khan, let me tell you again, this is the Stars and Stripes Country, we have to pay attention to our identity, not all kinds of people are worthy of talking to us." Drive!" he rolled up the window and walked away.

The two of them spoke on purpose to Xiao Peng, because the two of them were using English! This Nima Ke made Xiao Peng angry, and he raised his foot to keep up. How do you know that a few bodyguards directly blocked Xiao Peng's way: "You can't go in!"

Xiao Peng looked at the bodyguard coldly: "I said that I have an invitation, I'll show it to you now." After Xiao Peng finished speaking, he took off his backpack and prepared to take the invitation from it.

As a result, the white bodyguard who took the lead suddenly pulled out his gun: "Keep your hands away from your backpack! Don't touch it! Put your hands behind your head and slowly step back!"

Xiao Peng was stunned for a moment and explained: "I'm taking the invitation!

"Who knows if you're a terrorist or not!" Put the bag on the ground, hold your head in your hands, and stay away from the bag!" The white bodyguard pointed a gun at Xiao Peng, swung the muzzle of the gun twice, and motioned for Xiao Peng to get out of the way.

Xiao Peng said angrily: "Why don't those Yin San go in just now without checking?"

The white bodyguard snorted coldly: "People are here in Bentley, how can they be terrorists, look at you like this, the people who can accept the invitation to come here are rich people, how can there be such a person? You don't even have any brains, you yellow-skinned pig! Tell me honestly, what do you want to do in there!"

The rest of the bodyguards listened to him and burst into laughter.

"They say that the yellow race has no brains, and it seems that this is really the case. ”

"Lil, what are you talking about with him, just beat him up and throw him out. ”

"No, no, it's not right, just beat it up and hand it over to the police, that's the best way. ”

Xiao Peng was about to explode, and after taking a deep breath to calm his emotions, he threw his backpack aside.

The bodyguard called Lil slowly walked to Xiao Peng's side with a gun, and saw that he was also professionally trained, and the muzzle of the gun was always aimed at Xiao Peng, when he cautiously walked to Xiao Peng's side, he kicked Xiao Peng's backpack aside with his foot, and after doing all this, he relaxed his vigilance: "Boy, I will make you regret coming here to make trouble。。。。。。 ”(https:)

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