In the afternoon of the same day, that is, under the peaceful scenery of the western sky and the burning clouds in the western sky, Ye Xiaolang led his two senior brothers and six proud disciples to face the slight monsoon wind in the summer night, walked around the mountains, and walked leisurely towards the internal hotel at the tourist attraction of the Huoyun Mountain Taoist Temple.

On the way, the nine people led by Ye Xiaolang, all of whom were disguised, wearing casual clothes and carrying backpacks, were talking and laughing, but everyone was giggling on the surface, this was completely self-acting, of course, between several people talking and laughing, there were still some secret words interspersed to interact.

Among them, Ye Xiaolang, the "leading brother", whispered to his eldest disciple Leng Buyun, and said, "Leng Buyun, what the hell are you listening to me, let's go to the Huoyun Mountain Taoist Temple to destroy this time, but not to burn and plunder, why the hell do you put away my frustrating actions like a mad dog, or don't hurt a tourist, otherwise, once someone dies, the General League of Religions will definitely intervene in the investigation, and even if we change our appearance, we may not be able to escape the investigation of the Martial Arts Inspectorate of the General Alliance, do you understand?"

Dahuan's eyes were cold, nodded and said, "Master, you can rest assured, as long as you stipulate that I will not disobey, when the time comes, if I have itchy hands, I will slaughter a few bull-nosed Taoist priests to relieve hatred, moreover, in order not to waste time, I am going to scare the tourists away, set fire to burn down the internal hotel in the Taoist Temple of Huoyun Mountain, and save people in the sea of fire by the way, heroes save the beauty, maybe they can also be rated as 'advanced individuals for righteousness and courage' by the General League of Religions!

When Ye Xiaolang heard this, he grabbed the collar of Dahuanyan's cold and unlucky clothes, and said in a low voice, "Leng Buyun, Leng Buyun, you are really good, you have learned all the advantages of the master and me, you said that I will teach you in the future, or you will teach me, this can verify the sentence, the apprentice of the church starved to death of the master, don't you rob me of my job, do you hear?"

Dahuanyan was unlucky, and said with a smile, "Master, don't worry, I will always be your good apprentice, you are my guide, you are my North Star out of confusion, you are my lifebuoy wandering in the sea, you are my reluctant quilt in winter, in short, you are my father!"

Ye Xiaolang said, "Okay, okay, the more you talk about it, the more outrageous it becomes, what about your father, who will accept your son when you are in your thirties, bastard, go quickly!"

"Hey!" After agreeing coldly, Dahuanyan continued to follow Ye Xiaolang's back, and walked towards the Huoyun Mountain Daoguan on the main peak of Huoyun Mountain.

In this way, after the sunset was swallowed up by the night, Ye Xiaolang and others came to the hotel inside the Taoist Temple of Huoyun Mountain, and used ** to register and live, of course, the ID card has long been banned by other countries, and only the Republic of the Eastern Capital is still using the strange document of the ID card.

In this night, the Huoyun Mountain Taoist Temple is not quiet, although the stars are clustered around the moon, indicating that all things converge, but in the back garden of the West Mountain in the Huoyun Mountain Taoist Temple, it is the sheng, flute, flute, zheng, chime, pite and other musical instruments are all famous with each other, this is the so-called five tones of the Oriental Capital Republic, Gong, Shang, Jiao, Zheng, Yu, the differentiated Qingle, Yale, Yan Music continue to play a variety of classic ancient songs.

And these tourists who watch the night view look at the performance of the little Taoist priests who are performing various carving insect tricks on the high platform, and when they see Xingtou, they let out thunderous applause.

In the crowd, Ye Xiaolang, a group of disguised people, stood among the tourists, and they also clapped their hands and applauded, but although Ye Xiaolang, who had changed his appearance, was clapping his hands with his teeth and claws on the surface, his two eyes were looking left and right at the panorama of the back garden of the West Mountain, with the intention of finding out the terrain and preparing to commit the crime at night.

At this time, when Ye Xiaolang was peeking around the back garden of Xishan by the moonlight and lights, the performance suddenly stopped on the stage, and then more than a dozen middle-aged Taoist priests walked up surrounded by an old Taoist with a sharp beak and monkey cheeks.

I saw that Qin Shou, the dog-legged man, walked to the podium at the back of the performance stage, took out the speech script in his pocket, squared the speech on the podium, and spoke, while Ye Xiaolang looked at Qin Shou, who looked like a dog, laughed non-stop, and said vigorously in his mouth" This dog's day is starting to be watery again, I don't know what bullshit he can say in his dog's mouth, fooling tourists for a while, saying that other Taoist temples are not good, I think he will eat his own words tonight, saying that other Taoist temples are not good, and his Taoist temples will be notorious and stink for 10,000 years from tonight!"

Ye Xiaolang's second apprentice, Liu Chan, who was tall and thin and long-faced, also echoed and said, "The master is right, the master is wonderful, the master is 10,000 words against him, you can subdue demons, you can get rid of monsters, the most important thing is that you can beat a dog, go down with a stick, and you can beat the dog's leg Qin Shou to fart on the head!"

Because the big thin man Liu Chan spoke too loudly, it attracted the attention of more than a dozen middle-aged Taoist priests on the stage, and sure enough, the leader of the more than a dozen Taoist priests heard someone say "can beat the dog-legged Qin Shou to fart in the head" After this sentence, he was immediately unwilling, but in front of many tourists, these middle-aged Taoist priests were not good at violence against the big thin man Liu Chan, so the middle-aged Taoist priest with the black and triangular eyes of the water snake waist rolled his eyes, suddenly jumped off the podium, came to the big thin man Liu Chan, and instantly pinched Liu Chan's waist with both hands, flew up, and brought Liu Chan to the performance stage.

At this time, Liu Chan, who was on the podium and changed his appearance, was a little panicked, and his speech was covered in clouds and mountains, Liu Chan said, "Men and women, women and women, ah, no, no, no, you are not three, hey, I said it wrong, leaders, guests, you are very dead."

The big thin man Liu Chan was full of foreign appearance on the stage, which made the audience laugh, which made the jealous dog-legged Qin Shou angry, because the tourists turned their eyes to the big thin man Liu Chan, and his dog-legged Qin Shou became a tree branch and green leaf as the master of the Huoyun Mountain Taoist Temple.

So, Qin Shou, the dog-legged man, immediately said into the microphone, "Tourists, please be quiet, please be quiet, I have something to announce now." ”

After Qin Shou said this, he was about to go down, which Cheng thought that the big thin man Liu Chan had just finished stirring, and Ye Xiaolang, who had changed his appearance, was not willing to be lonely, and ran to the performance stage with a few steps, it is said that the Taoist priests who maintain the field should stop Ye Xiaolang, but after all, Ye Xiaolang is a master, as soon as they stopped, he Ye Xiaolang was hit by him Ye Xiaolang with internal qi and turned over on his back, and finally Ye Xiaolang swaggered and pretended to be crazy and stupid on the performance stage, and said with a fist hugging" Everyone, it's the first time I've come to the Huoyun Mountain Taoist Temple, hehe, the scenery here is really good, you look at the garbage dump in the back mountain, there are rats, and the bearded wild cat is howling endlessly, the most important thing is that I just met a ghost, that is, after going to the 601 room of the hotel, I turned on the light, looked at the big mirror, I actually found that there was a cloaked person staring at me behind me, I was frightened, but I believe in dog legs, ah no, not Qin Shou Taoist Huoyun Mountain Taoist Temple is clean, but I still want to emphasize, don't go out late at night, be careful of ghosts!”

"Shut up!" Qin Shou, the dog-legged man, heard that this was a fierce face, but in the face of many tourists, he still changed his face and said gently: "This gentleman, you can't talk nonsense, our Taoist temple is famous for exorcism and demon subjugation, how dare those demons and monsters invade my Taoist temple, not to mention demons and monsters, even if it is a century-old demon who has become a spirit, I will let him have no return! Therefore, what you said is a lie, you don't want to bewitch these smart tourists, I will send you four words, so that you can do it yourself!"

Ye Xiaolang turned to one side, squinted at Qin Shou, who had a fierce face, and said, "Daoist Qin, as a tourist, I remind you that I found that you are talking big, because according to my observation, there are indeed unclean things in your Taoist temple, if you don't believe it, you can ask the others present." ”

As soon as Ye Xiaolang's words fell, Ye Xiaolang's six apprentices called out.

The big apprentice Dahuan shouted coldly, "His grandmother's, I just let the ghost kiss me when I went to the toilet, and I still have palpitations!"

The second apprentice Liu Chan shouted, "You are better than me, just now I heard a knock on the door, and I didn't find anything abnormal when I opened the door, but when I turned around, my mother, a woman with a pale face and blood-red lips passed by, scared me to death!"

The third apprentice, Xie Jin, suddenly shouted, "My God, you see behind Daoist Qin Shou, there is a ghost, laughing, looking uglier than Daoist Qin!"

"Wow-" Xie Jin's words caused the tourists present to laugh, but the tourists quickly regained their alert eyes, because the words of Leng Buyun and Liu Chan more or less affected the tourists' Yaxing, after all, people always think about ghosts.

Ye Xiaolang looked at the three apprentices "supporting" himself, and was very happy, especially after listening to his third apprentice Xie Jin's words "Ugly than Qin Shoudao", Ye Xiaolang felt very relieved, this level of scolding has been in line with international standards, and even reached the international leading level, to put it bluntly, it is to rush out of Asia and go to the world!

Seeing this, Qin Shou, the dog-legged man, thought that he couldn't control the situation anymore, so he simply announced that he would stop the performance, and after saying some words to comfort the tourists, everyone "went their separate ways" and returned to their rooms to sleep peacefully.

The night is always so long, the tourists close their eyes, the brain electrical impulse signal slows down, the nose and mouth breathe evenly, the body is like the autumn leaves, falling lightly on the ground, piling up and piling up, snuggling, sleeping, dreaming through the past, present and future, seeing their past life, this life and the hideous faces of many enemies, and the nostalgic laughter of relatives and friends.

In this way, Ye Xiaolang took advantage of the dark night to lead his two junior brothers and six apprentices, their faces covered with red ketchup, ready to break into other people's houses, smashing glass, drilling quilts, hugging thighs, like a psychopath, dancing with teeth and claws, all in all, not amazing, endless!