Chapter 148: If you want to soak it, soak it in the most beautiful one
I walked all the way to the School of Foreign Languages, and according to the address on the invitation, I came to a small venue, and when I stood at the door, the foreign language students who were in charge of receiving the invitations spoke in English throughout the whole process in order to reflect the quality of their own college.
"Dude, can we speak Chinese? Li Wei was a little confused, this guy said a lot, but he didn't understand a few words.
Hu Han clearly saw a trace of disdain and contempt flashed in the man's eyes, staring at the three of them like idiots.
Hu Hansan frowned, and countered in fluent English: "You eat things inside and out, big fool, show your father's English at this level? You dare to despise us for not wearing formal clothes? There is no formal dress on the invitation, you pretend that you are paralyzed." ”
"Isn't this a sorority meeting?
The man listened to a series of swear words and English words, many of which he didn't understand, but he knew that it was definitely not a good word, and his expression was even more confused than Li Wei and Xu Chenghui.
Thinking of this, he didn't dare to get an axe anymore, and made an embarrassing 'please' gesture.
A few people walked in, Li Wei excitedly grabbed Hu Hansan's hand, and said hurriedly: "Awesome, third brother, what did you say just now? I saw that the stupid man's face suddenly became ugly. ”
Hu Hansan looked at the crowd walking around the banquet, and said helplessly: "He asked us to follow the rules, and despised us for not wearing formal clothes." ”
Li Wei and Xu Chenghui were a little embarrassed suddenly, because the people at the scene, the men were basically wearing suits and leather shoes, a gentleman's appearance, while the women were wearing skirts, looking very grand.
And the hairstyles of the three of them have passed, but no matter how you look at this dress, it looks like they are here to be responsible for cleaning.
"Why don't we go out and buy clothes first?" Li Wei felt embarrassed, he didn't expect it to be so grand.
Xu Chenghui lowered his head and was silent, he had just fallen out of love, how could he be in the mood to take care of this, if he hadn't been dragged by Li Wei, he would have left early.
"Forget it, it's all here, I'm too lazy to run again. Hu Hansan waved his hand.
Knowing this, he would also prepare a set of riotous slim dresses for the two, so as not to have some small characters who are not long-eyed to step on their feet and affect their mood. Hu Hansan is not keen on being different, but when he attended a private party in a foreign country, he was not particular about dressing, so on Tang Chongshan's birthday, he would dress more casually.
But I didn't expect that domestic people are so particular about face, praising high and low, as if dressing well can reflect how superior and noble they are, and the real boss never needs any modification. He even thought that an ordinary sorority between colleges and universities was like a businessman's conference, which made him speechless, and now college students, vanity is too heavy.
Of course, Hu Hansan is such a chic person, and he does not reject the local customs, but he is disgusted that some people use this to step on themselves to reflect their superiority, so he hopes that these college students will not be so stupid.
However, he was disappointed, and when they walked into the crowd, they quickly caught the attention of others, with a look of amusement and contempt.
"Third brother, why do I think it's weird, like a monkey being looked at. ”
Even Xu Chenghui, who was absent-minded, felt blushing at this time, and Li Wei lowered his head in embarrassment and didn't dare to look at people.
Hu Han did not change his color on three sides, he was leisurely, remembering what the old ghost had taught him before, and said to the two: "The third brother will teach you a lesson today, there are three points for picking up girls, bold, careful, thick-skinned, and steady, accurate, and ruthless, then there is no woman who can't take it." ”
"If you are timid because of this little thing, let alone pickle girls, make friends and others will look down on you, so give me a chest and a head up. ”
Hearing this, both of them felt that it made sense, and they raised their heads one after another, learning from Hu Hansan to walk leisurely, looking around.
When he came to the table, he poured a glass of wine and held it in his hand, ate two pieces of fruit and snacks, and then walked to the chair and sat down casually.
Everyone, they and their posture suddenly felt that it was normal and uninteresting, so they didn't pay attention to it anymore.
"It's really useful, the third brother is worthy of being well-informed, what should we do next?"
Li Wei wiped his cold sweat, without those strange eyes staring, he felt a lot more comfortable, and admired Hu Hansan even more, still remembering the last time he accompanied him to the fairy tale club, angrily scolded a few big and young postures, and felt that it was a profit to find him, and he would definitely be able to make a girl today and say goodbye to singleness.
Hu Hansan cocked Erlang's legs, drank the wine in the cup, looked like a master, and said lightly: "Don't be in a hurry, you observe the prey first, see which one is pleasing to the eye, and then tell me." ”
"Hmm!!"
Li Wei was convinced of his words, stared at the obscene eyes, and glanced at the more than twenty ladies at the scene, looking for a target.
Xu Chenghui was a little speechless, unable to lift his spirits, so he stood up alone and walked to the side to borrow wine to kill his sorrows.
"Hello, hello students, I am Cheng Xiaoxiao, the host of this sorority, I am very happy and honored to be the host of this party, our sorority is mainly ------"
Cheng Xiaoxiao was wearing a set of light blue suspender skirts, which vividly reflected the perfect and seductive figure, especially the deep snow white on her chest, and her slender and white straight legs, which were so moving, she attracted everyone's attention when she appeared, and the boys' eyes were even brighter.
"Okay, I hope you all show your best selves, and I wish you all a happy exchange. ”
After saying those high-sounding polite words, Cheng Xiaoxiao put away the microphone.
The corners of Hu Hansan's mouth raised a wicked smile and pushed Li Wei: "Is that hostess beautiful?"
"Beautiful, of course pretty, it's the best in the show. Li Wei nodded.
"Do you want her to be your girlfriend?" Hu Hansan suddenly became interested, and the tricks that the old ghost taught him finally had a chance to perform.
"Of course I want --- to, but she's so pretty, and my buddy is a little stressed. Li Wei said with a humble heart: "Such a beautiful girl, her vision must be very high, I'm afraid that others won't look down on me, let's stop being bored, let's change to a more confident one, right?"
"It's not productive, if you want to soak the most beautiful, forget what you just said?" he scolded.
"Bold, careful, and thick-skinned?" asked Li Wei.
"Yes, do as I say. Hu Hansan leaned into his ear.
After listening, Li Wei shuddered: "Third brother, are you sure?"
"Nonsense, if you want to have a girlfriend, do as I say, go ahead!" he said confidently.
Li Wei drained the wine in the cup, exhaled, plucked up the courage to stand up and walked over, and took another glass of wine on the wine plate.
came straight to Cheng Xiaoxiao's side, at this time she was chatting with several male and female classmates, talking and laughing.
"Hello Cheng, I'm Li Wei from Shenzhen University. Li Wei shouted from behind, and when she turned around, he stretched out his right hand.
Cheng Xiaoxiao didn't choose to shake hands with him, but just nodded politely and said politely: "Hello, is there something wrong?"
"Something, I watched your hosting just now, and I have some ideas in my heart that I want to talk to you, is it convenient to borrow a step to speak?"
She frowned, she had met a lot of boys in her life, and she would definitely refuse without hesitation, but she saw Li Wei's face full of seriousness, as if there was something important, she was a little curious, and nodded: "Yes." ”
Watching the two of them walk to the side, Hu Hansan, who was sitting in the distance and observing silently, couldn't help but smile, the first step was successful, the old ghost crisscrossed the old rivers and lakes in the love field, and the flowers were among the thousands of flowers, and the leaves did not stick to his body, Hu Hansan has always admired this, and now think about it, it really wins the hearts of the people.
"Classmate, if you have anything to say, just say it. Walking to the side, Cheng Xiaoxiao said directly.
Li Wei paused, stared into her eyes and said, "Do you think you are particularly beautiful?"
"Huh?"
"Look at yourself, what are you wearing? Shirting your chest and thighs, if in ancient times, you would dip in the pig cage do you know? The beautiful traditions of China have been corrupted by you self-righteous. ”
"What kind of coquettish are you doing in public places? You have to remember that you are a college student, but you sell meat outside, don't think that you can ---- if you are a little pretentious."
"Smack----
Before Li Wei finished speaking, Cheng Xiaoxiao couldn't hold back any longer, she had always been gentle and reserved, so angry that she slapped her on the spot.
"Are you sick? I'm going to provoke you? Are you going to go to a psychiatric hospital if you're sick?
"Poof---
When Hu Hansan saw this scene, he directly squirted out the wine in his mouth, looked at them dumbfounded, and thought to himself, What should be the situation?