Chapter 191: Malatang
"Malatang! Malatang! Six yuan Malatang! It's delicious and not expensive! It's only six yuan!" shouted a fairy, with a smile on his face.
"Fairy in purple, it's enough to get me a piece of five! I can't afford to eat six!" shouted a customer in the corner of the Malatang shop.
"Six yuan is affordable!" the fairy turned back to her busy Xianggong and said, "Xianggong, where can Lu Dongbin add another piece of five!"
"Hehe~, there are few people who can afford to eat six yuan!" Dong Zong, who was busy on the side, also posed in the shape of a strong man, full of love. And the Seven Fairies, who knew its meaning, glanced at him in purple clothes, and his cheeks couldn't help but turn red. blinked his long eyelashes, as if to say that you are good or bad~
Watching Ziyi and Dong Yong flirting and scolding, Lu Dongbin could only eat a piece of five spicy tang bitterly, and secretly said psychologically, no wonder the beautiful fairy in purple would choose Dong Yong, and there are real men in the mortal world!
"Huh, it's Lao Jun Da and Huang Tongzi! Ziyi meets Lao Jun Da and Huang Xiaoge!" At first, Ziyi was a little incredulous, but after seeing the people coming, Ziyi was very excited, and the big man patronized their small shop, while shouting, "Xianggong, hurry up, come and meet Lao Junda!"
Dong Yong, the purple-clothed minister, wiped his hands, and ran over, his appearance was considered superior in the mortal world, and he knelt down, "Grass people Dong Yong meets Laojun!"
Huang Tongzi's nostrils were bleeding profusely, and he stuffed two big cotton balls, "Master, you eat a few yuan!"
Taishang Laojun was stunned for a moment, and stretched out a gesture representing six!
"Master, the kidneys you just ate ......" Before Huang Tongzi finished speaking, Taishang Laojun slapped him over.
"Ginger is still old and spicy!
Huang Tongzi rubbed his head, isn't he worried, I haven't seen the spicy of six yuan that old man dare to eat, and he can't eat it!
After a while, the freshly baked spicy tang was fished out of the pot.
"Hiss~ohhe! It's fragrant, numb and spicy!" At this time, Huang Tongzi's nosebleed had stopped, and he ate it recklessly.
"It tastes good! I will come back often in the future!" Lao Jun also started to eat with a numb mouth, and his forehead was already sweating under the spicy urging.
"How long is it until the start of the University of Literacy?" While eating fragrant spicy hot, Lao Jun did not forget to pay attention to the live broadcast room of Brother Sansi. Unlike other people's preferences, Lao Jun is not interested in the entertainment programs in the live broadcast room at all, but this "University of Literacy" has a soft spot.
"Since the opening of this university for literacy, the ratings have not been particularly good, so think twice about scheduling it until midnight. Wait until the "Miss Swimsuit Contest" is broadcast, and it will be time. "The skin of the yellow boy's mouth has been so spicy that it is red and red. Lao Jun's master and apprentice are also fierce, and the spicy tang is not tasteful enough, and the two of them bring other people's hot sauce over to eat. provoked Dong Yong and his wife to have a pain in their flesh, and it was difficult to say anything because of Lao Jun's name.
"What's a swimsuit?" Lao Jun pulled his long beard and put it in his mouth?] A few strings.
"What's it, it's Miao Yan wearing something that makes you bleed. Huang Tongzi was straightforward and fast-talking, "You leave me two bites, master, I love this konjac tofu!"
"It's the stuff with little fabric? These eggs don't learn well, and they don't feel like eggs hurt" Lao Jun also rushed to eat, "Hiss~Cool!The apprentice is a teacher to tell you, don't look at this kind of thing casually!You see that you are recovering from a serious illness~"
Huang Tongzi sniffed for a while, "Disciple obey Master's teachings!"
Lao Jun treats himself well, and Huang Tongzi dares to be disobedient. Besides, there is such a big guy in the Three Realms, although he can't walk sideways, at least others will sell a thin noodle.
"Also, you report to me the courses of the University of Illiteracy, and I will check them! Explain all the courses to me, and there must be no omissions!" Lao Jun said with a serious face.
As soon as these words came out, the heavenly soldiers and fairies on the side lowered their heads and laughed. In the Three Realms, there is no big man who can be as amiable as Lao Jun.
Huang Tongzi laughed dryly, thinking to himself that I had already obtained the third year of junior high school graduation certificate, how can you check the old man if he didn't go to elementary school! Illiterate is illiterate, Lao Jun seemed to see Huang Tongzi's contemptuous mentality, and slapped it again, "What nonsense are you talking about! If you say it, you can say it! The old man is also a capable person who has completed the water electrolysis reaction, so be respectful!"
"What is the nature of the master's reaction, do you know what?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he slapped two slaps and twitched them again, "It's great before you graduate from junior high school, right?
At this time, Dong Yong walked over, and he was inevitably timid in the face of a big man like Lao Jun, "Lao Jun, this is the hot sauce you ordered." ”
"Hehe, thank you Xiaoyong, you go get busy. Taking half a bucket of hot sauce, Lao Jun said with a smile. Dong Yong, who was not good enough, hurriedly retreated, and felt a chill in his back when he stayed by Lao Jun's side for more than a minute. The yellow boy, whose mouth began to be swollen, was startled by the formation, and asked for chili peppers, and then the whole pot of soup turned into chili peppers. At this time, Lao Jun took out a pack of blue blood gold pill from his cuff and threw it directly into the chili pot, "Let's taste this taste!" After speaking, Lao Jun stirred it with chopsticks, as if he wanted to wrap the chili pepper with the pill.
Huang Tongzi and the fairies and heavenly soldiers in the spicy shop were frightened, the blue blood golden pill! This is a great tonic for cultivating the immortal body! The immortals of the Three Realms need this kind of elixir and it is impossible to get this elixir without taking it to something that Lao Jun is satisfied with. And it is something in short supply, Lao Jun actually used it as a meal, and he ruined the heavens!
Even if they knew the treasure in the spicy pot, everyone was shocked by this terrifying chili pepper. The next moment, Lao Jun picked up a blue blood golden pill with chopsticks and put it in his mouth. Everyone looked sideways for a while, swallowed their saliva involuntarily, and the teeth of the people with low control fought.
"This thing should only exist in the sky, but it fell into the world for me!" After finishing speaking, Lao Jun took out a bottle of devil old godmother from his sleeve and poured it into the chili pot, "There are you, I have the old godmother!"
This move was unbelievable, and the surrounding fairies and heavenly soldiers stood up suddenly, and glanced at Lao Jun with their eyes. Forget about the blue blood golden pill, even the devil old godmother in the live broadcast room of the god is willing to eat like this, Lao Jun is really a god of the Three Realms!
As soon as the devil's old godmother came out, the yellow boy couldn't help but try one, almost as soon as he entered it, it was so spicy that he was about to burst into flames. I didn't expect the master's blue blood golden pill and the taste of Malatang to be harmonized to this point. After swallowing it suddenly, Huang Tongzi's hair stood up instantly, and his whole body was shivering.
"It's useless! I can't bear this spicy taste! It's a waste of heaven!" Lao Jun said as he scooped the soup from a small bowl, "Tell me, what does this introduction to chemistry introduce?"
"Chemistry is the study of the composition, structure, properties, and laws of change of matter, and the scientific world is composed of matter......"