Even if he was in the air, he was so frightened that the insect body jumped: "Ga? You want me to make a fuss? Dou Ye hasn't made a fuss for thousands of years, do you want me to make a fuss?"

I knew it was going to excuse myself, and said lightly: "Let me ask you, do you want to become a generation of singers?"

Shell Lang said: "Think, I've been thinking about it!"

I said, "Then as a singer, do you need to write your own lyrics?

The shell Lang was blinded, and said hesitantly: "It seems to be ...... Let's get a little bit of a text. ”

I nodded with satisfaction and said, "Then I want you to help me write an essay and exercise your writing skills by the way, why do you refuse?"

The shell lang blinked his eyes and said hesitantly: "This...... That one...... Hmmm......"

I patted my thigh and said, "That's it, in the past two days, you should ask the writing scholars on the side of the road how to write articles." I'll report the registration myself, lest they see you, misunderstand that I'm also reckless, and cancel my registration qualification, then the gain outweighs the loss. ”

Shell Lang sneered: "Hmph, misunderstanding? You are originally reckless in your belly, otherwise why would you ask Dou Ye to write an essay?"

Me: "You...... Count you ruthless!"

After I went in to experience the stone, it felt like more than ten years had passed inside, and although it was just a feeling, it took a certain amount of time to be outside, so I slept for two days and three nights, and I heard the shell Lang say that there is no strict exchange between the feeling of time in the experience world and the time outside. Ten years of living inside, outside it may be one day and one night, but it can also be two days and two nights. If there is a lot going on, it may take more real time.

Zhang Heng and Meng Fei had already used the Heaven to Exchange the Sun Ding to get back the talent of the Medicine King Boy, and at this time they should be in the palace, using the boy's nose to search for the specific location of the Earth Spirit Holy Fruit. I thought to myself that it would be useless to go, so it was better not to cause trouble. I sat down cross-legged and began to think back to the Pangu dance I had memorized.

Soon I entered the state, as if I had entered the experience stone again, and the image of Pangu waving the sky in front of me changed from blurry to clear, and the feeling brought to me by those places where the axe blade walked changed from the original chaos to the mysterious. As Pangu practiced it over and over again, the trajectory of those axe blades was intact in my eyes, and I finally had a glimmer of enlightenment.

"This is the way!" I opened my eyes and drew a circle in front of me, and where I had drawn, a faint light appeared in the air, and a circle of light with a faint white light appeared there out of thin air, lasting for a long time.

I took out a white jade bracelet again, pinched it to pieces, and blew lightly, the white powder flew towards the white aperture in the air, and the powder adhered to the aperture, slowly forming a white jade ring.

The shell Lang was dumbfounded, and muttered, "This is the ...... The protagonist's aura?"

Even I didn't expect that a few years later, the prototype of the protagonist's aura, a cosmic artifact that shocked the Six Realms and had no spiritual treasure in the heavens and on the earth that could compete with it, would be produced so casually.

I put away the white jade ring that emitted a faint white light, and said, "This treasure is still a prototype and needs to be strengthened, but I promise that when it can really be used, it will definitely not be worse than an ordinary artifact." ”

The reason why I am so confident is also because when I was drawing this aperture, my comprehension of the Tao of Pangu reached a very deep level, and this comprehension is like the unity of heaven and man, and it is difficult to enter it afterwards. When I finished drawing the aperture, I found that I didn't understand Pangu's Open Heaven Avenue again.

A bit of the meaning of striking while the iron is hot, while the memory is still fresh, quickly save the perception with white jade environmental protection.

In the afternoon of the same day, I ran to the gate of the palace to sign up, and those royal forbidden soldiers were overjoyed when they saw that someone dared to sign up, and then they asked my gender uneasily, checked my Adam's apple, and I rolled my eyes.

The forbidden soldiers were very polite to me, the only applicant, and even said some unnutritious sycophants, I showed my pro-people side, and quickly got along with them, and when they knew that I was originally a master of Jindan, they admired me even more. A soldier asked me why I dared to sign up knowing that Princess Qianqian liked women. I used to watch Mango Terrace a lot, so a lot of lines came casually, and I replied with a smile: "Ask what the world is like, and one thing will drop one thing." The princess is because she has been in the palace since she was a child, surrounded by some eunuchs and palace maids, very feminine people, and it is understandable that there is a deviation in sexual orientation, we should not beat her to death with a stick, but use our man's open-mindedness to tolerate her, and use twelve points of patience to correct her wrong view of mate selection, right?"

The forbidden soldiers agreed with me very much, nodded yes one by one, and gave me a thumbs up. By the way, I sent a red envelope to each of them, and after receiving good wishes again, I left in a fluttering manner.

There are also a lot of people eating melons around, I haven't returned to the inn, I was surrounded by a few paparazzi, holding cucumbers and asking me to speak, I took one of them cucumbers, ate a few bites, and said lightly: "Actually, Princess Qianqian likes women, I don't mind at all, she likes women, she likes women, and when the time comes, you can also play three splits, how good." ”

"Excuse me, what is a triple split?" the other man hurriedly handed me the cucumber. I held two cucumbers in my hand, and said with a smile: "It's like these two cucumbers, if this cucumber is Princess Qianqian, this is the woman Princess Qianqian likes, and then I sleep in the same bed with these two cucumbers, which ...... It's three splits. ”

In the stunned and shocked eyes of the paparazzi, I chewed the cucumber and left in style.

That night, this matter spread all over Huoyun City's Fireworks Willow Lane, and the person who wanted to pack two girls at the same time was also very forced to say: "Uncle is going to play three splits tonight." ”

The old bustard was very confused: "What do you call three splits?"

The rich man sneered: "Fuck, you don't know about the three splits, I won't come to you next time, fuck." ”

The old bustard hurriedly compensated for it and asked for advice seriously. Since then, the word "three splits" has rapidly become popular in the circle and has become a must-learn vocabulary for Qinglou practitioners. It turned out that there was more than one boss behind the paparazzi who surrounded me that day, and these paparazzi were good at encircling and digging people's privacy, and could guide the direction of public opinion, so they were very popular, and in their interaction with the bosses behind the scenes, the new words they learned from me were quickly popularized.

To make matters worse, my pretending to be forced had very negative consequences for me, and when the word "Three Splits" swept the city in just a few days, there were suddenly more people in the originally deserted registration office, and needless to say, there were some bastards who wanted to play Three Splits.

The registration time is 15 days, and the number of applicants is as high as 500 after the registration deadline. Seeing this result, some people are happy and some are worried, and the worried side knows that these 500 people are all fond of three splits, what kind of good bird can they be?

And among those who are happy, the happiest is the emperor and his old man, look, who said that no one wants my naughty daughter?

However, his old man also felt strange, why did no one sign up for the first five or six days, but all the brains came in the back? Could it be that there was fraud among them? These people were bribed to climb my big tree?

The emperor deserved to be the emperor, and while he was happy, he did not forget to analyze calmly, and he hurriedly called several forbidden soldiers at the registration office and interrogated them carefully. The forbidden troops at these registration offices also felt strange for a long time, so they inquired about the answer early, and the emperor asked, and hurriedly told the truth.

"This person must not be a thing in the pool!"

This sentence made me completely a heavenly existence in the eyes of these forbidden soldiers. When they met me again at the gate of the palace, they hurried up to say hello one by one. Later, they told me about the fact that the emperor had summoned them to the palace for questioning last night.

I thought to myself that this is a big game, although the emperor praised me like this, in fact, he didn't know how to scold me in his heart, it was better if no one signed up, and now he has recruited so many bad children, but he has lost the royal face. But whatever, Lao Tzu doesn't know that you are a city similar to ancient times, the paparazzi are so awesome, if you know that I can be so high-profile?