Chapter 6: By the Village Chief
In the blink of an eye, two of the six yellow hairs were beaten down, Liu Yulian was full of confidence, and after throwing a small wink at Liu Fei, she continued to fight with full firepower.
The remaining four yellow hairs also seemed to have learned wisely, and even played a false trick, one of them stretched out his dragon claw hand and attacked Liu Yulian's chest, and the other took the opportunity to hug her willow waist.
Seeing this, Liu Fei popped out two peanuts one after another, and said loudly: "Sweep with your right leg, kick your left leg sideways!"
"Uhh......h
Liu Yulian was still a little in a hurry in the face of such shameless actions from them, but as soon as he said this, she immediately did so, and the two yellow hairs screamed miserably and fell to the ground.
Liu Yulian glanced at Liu Fei in shock and gave him a thumbs up.
After the remaining two yellow hairs glanced at each other, they stopped beating Liu Yulian and rushed directly to Liu Fei, Liu Fei quickly got up and picked up the bench and threw it at them, and ran behind Liu Yulian.
Seeing this, the two immediately scolded.
"Nima, Liu Erba, no wonder you only deserve to be called Erba, you are a complete coward!"
"If you're a man, you're going to come and fight us, hide behind a, what are you?"
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Seeing that they were scolding and scolding, Liu Fei pushed Liu Yulian, but Liu Yulian pushed him back and said: "It's okay, you have been cowardly since you were a child, it's not a day or two, I'm used to it, I won't dislike you!"
"You're sick of ......"
Liu Fei said with a smile, this is still a lot of fun with her.
He pushed her away, then walked up to the two of them and said, "Although I don't know martial arts, I am also famous for being beaten, since you want me not to be cowardly, then come on." ”
Liu Yulian said worriedly: "Brother Fei......"
Liu Fei turned his head to look at her and said, "Give me a chance, thank you!"
After saying that, he beckoned to the two yellow hairs, and the two of them roared and punched him, and after he staggered and flashed a few times, one of them smashed into his chest with one punch, and the other on his lower abdomen.
He grinned at them and said, "How does it feel?"
"Ah......h
The two suddenly screamed in pain and took a few steps back together, thinking they were acting, but it was actually really painful!
Liu Fei thumped his chest and said: "It turns out that being beaten is also a kind of ability, and it feels very good to be a 'meat shield', come, hit here!"
"Grass!"
The two of them looked at the reddened fists, rushed to him, and struck him in the chest, but after the beating, their hands were red and swollen as if they had been smashed by stones.
Liu Yulian covered her mouth with her hands, stunned.
The other four were dumbfounded and gasped.
Liu Fei flicked his chest twice with his hand and said, "Go back and tell Liu Bao that if he wants to see a doctor, he will come to the door by himself and let me see if there is no cure." If so, there is no place for him in the ancestral tomb of the Liu family, but there is a lot of space for the mass grave......"
Speaking of this, he paused abruptly, suddenly glanced at them, and Hawkeye opened angrily: "Don't get out of here yet!"
The six yellow hairs trembled on their legs and hurriedly slipped away.
Liu Yulian ran up to him, touched his chest a few times, and then said, "Brother Fei, you ...... Are you alright?"
Liu Fei returned to the hall and continued to eat, "Do you think I look like something is wrong? Thank you for giving me a chance to behave." ”
The corners of Liu Yulian's mouth hooked slightly, and suddenly a beautiful grappler directly pressed him on the table and said, "You still dare to say that you don't know martial arts?"
Liu Fei hurriedly said: "My aunt, my hand is going to be wrung off by you, let go, let go quickly!"
Seeing that his expression was very painful, Liu Yulian hurriedly let go and said, "I'm sorry, I thought you could do martial arts, so ......"
Liu Fei took a bite of the steamed bun and said, "If I know martial arts, won't I directly skin them?"
Liu Yulian pouted and said: "That's too! Brother Fei, although I beat them away this time, but now that Liu Leopard is mixing very well in the city, he will definitely come back to settle accounts with you, don't be impulsive when the time comes, you must call me as soon as possible, I asked my father to bring someone to help, no matter how arrogant they are, they don't dare to spread wild in Liujia Village, otherwise they will definitely let them have no return." ”
Liu Fei nodded and said, "Okay, I remember." Thank you today. ”
"Uh...... What are you still polite to me? Which of us is with whom?"
Liu Fei smiled and lowered his head to eat, but the old village chief hurriedly walked into the house and said, "Xiaofei, come on, hurry up and fill out this registration form." ”
Liu Fei put down his chopsticks, looked up and said, "The registration form for the election of the village head of Liujia Village......, Shoucheng Town, Yongzheng County, Fenghuang City?" Why am I filling in this? You don't want me to be the village chief, do you? Old village chief, you see, I haven't even graduated from high school, and I'm a well-known gangster, and I'm still very slippery......"
He chattered a lot, and the old village chief slapped the gel pen in front of him and said, "Fill in!"
Liu Fei laughed dryly and said, "No, you really want me to be the village head?"
The old village chief smiled and said: "You are the village head? I'm really worried that you will make a fuss in our Liujia Village! This is to achieve full coverage and convince the villagers of the two villages, so let all the villagers who have the right to be elected fill in and then vote for them." Yulian also filled it in, I don't believe you asked her. ”
Liu Yulian lowered her head and whispered in his ear: "Oh, you really take it seriously? Hurry up and fill it in! It is not easy for him to support the old village chief's work, hurry up." ”
Hearing her say this, Liu Fei hurriedly filled in.
The old village chief looked at him twice, a smile on the corner of his mouth, told him to continue eating, and then left quickly.
Liu Fei coughed dryly and said, "You said that if the villagers all choose me......"
Before he finished speaking, Liu Yulian directly stuffed the steamed bun into his mouth and said: "You are stinky and beautiful, there are five or six people in the two villages I know who want to be the head of this village, and they have already visited from house to house, so it is not your turn." ”
Liu Fei thought about it, so he didn't take it to heart.
Four or five days passed in the blink of an eye, and he was wandering on the street, when the old village chief suddenly sent him a text message asking him to choose the village chief, and after thinking about it, he directly chose Liu Yulian......
After strolling around the town until the afternoon, he returned to Liujia Village, and when he passed by the stone bridge, the villagers sitting on the stone bridge chatting shouted in unison: "Hello village chief!"
Liu Fei was stunned for a moment, and when he saw their hippie smiling faces, he clasped his fists and said, "Hello village chiefs!"
When he returned home, he was just about to sit down, when the old village chief walked into the courtyard with a group of villagers, and Liu Tianba even directly set off firecrackers.
Liu Fei, who was still confused, stood up and said, "You guys...... What's going on?"
The old village chief took his hand very excitedly and said, "Xiaofei, congratulations, you have now officially become the new village chief of our Liujia Village!"
Liu Fei laughed dryly, pointed at himself and said, "I'm the village chief, you're not kidding, are you?"
The old village chief directly asked people to carry the wooden plank used for the unified vote in front of him and said: "Our Liujia Village has a total of 150 households, 639 people, over the age of 18, and a total of 540 people who have the right to vote, and you have a total of 306 votes, which is the person who received the most votes, so you are not the village head, who is the village head?"
Liu Fei was dumbfounded and said, "I got the most votes?"
God, I haven't been in the village for seven years, and I've only been back for less than half a month, how did the villagers choose this? Could it be that Liu Tianba wanted me to be a "petty official" and help me with activities in private, right?
Liu Fei thought about it, and hurriedly walked up to Liu Tianba and asked, Liu Tianba smiled dryly: "Am I so diligent? It should be that you helped the villagers of Liangzhuang cure edema last time, and everyone accepted your favor and felt that you were the village head, and Liangzhuang could still accept it, so I chose you, and you just did it." I don't know if one day I will become a mayor or a provincial governor or something, then my father-in-law will have a lot of face on his face!"
"Do you think I'm that ambitious?"
Liu Fei shook his head, returned to the old village chief again, and said with a wry smile: "Old village chief, you didn't dig a pit, did you?"
The old village chief glared at him and said, "What are you talking about? All the voting records are there, and they are singing votes in public, what kind of pit am I digging! Xiaofei, this is what the villagers expect of you, you should not live up to it." And I personally want you to be, if you don't agree, I'll ...... I'll get you on your knees......"
After speaking, he was still really kneeling, Liu Fei felt as if he was being "forced into the palace", and hurriedly supported him and said: "Don't, aren't you tormenting me? Aren't you the village chief?"
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