This night, Shi Xiaoxiao pulled Ma Tianyao and imagined a beautiful life and infinite future after the millions of dollars were received overnight, until seven o'clock in the morning.

She had never woken up so consciously, and after washing up, she even took the initiative to run to Ma Tianyao to get up.

"Tianyao, wake up, it's seven o'clock, hurry up and ......"

Ma Tianyao opened her eyes in a daze and scolded.

"I finally changed shifts and rested this morning, and it was only seven o'clock when you told me to get up and die......"

"Oh, let's apply for a job, it's in the cafeteria, let's eat by the way, I'm in for a treat, eat whatever you want......"

"I thank you, you're so generous, you can eat whatever you want without money, right?"

Ma Tianyao was about to vomit by her, so she reluctantly got up to wash, and the two went to the cafeteria, but they were frightened after they went.

In the cafeteria, countless students sat at the dining table, looking at the temporary 'recruitment seat' on the left while eating, and the recruitment review was carried out by several substitute teachers and golden boys.

The people standing outside the recruitment table are all applicants, and more than a dozen people wearing camouflage uniforms are soldiers who are responsible for standing guard, these are not strange, the most strange thing is Zhao Yang and the bearded Zhang Min, who are also wearing chef uniforms and standing behind waiting to apply.

Shi Xiaoxiao pouted, and as a competitor, he gave the two of them the evaluation they deserved.

"Hmph, I didn't want to let them add dishes for free, but now I heard that substitute teachers have money to get, so I directly applied for the job across the industry......"

Ma Tianyao was educating her on the side.

"It's better not to say that people are not as good as people, don't you also fancy the annual salary of one million?"

Shi Xiaoxiao squibbled.

"Can I be like them? Am I here for a million annual salary? Am I here for three million annual salary?!!!

After speaking, he snorted and hurriedly ran over to register the information, and as soon as he filled in two words, he turned his head and asked Ma Tianyao.

"How do you write the English who I am 'elite'?"

Ma Tianyao leaned over to take a look, almost spurting blood, and scolded in a low voice.

"Let's not be ashamed, when did you have substitute teaching experience? When were you still an expert in teaching and an elite gardener? You can't even write the elite 'Ying', but you're still an elite? I'm afraid it's a 'Jingying', right?"

"Cut, what do you know? This is called packaging, you go to look at those recruitment websites, those who recruit waiters are called service managers, those who recruit salesmen are called sales elites, those who recruit salesmen are called reserve cadres, and even if the factory recruits a general worker, it must be called recruiting a number of talents. I'm the packaging, besides, look at what was written by a thousand cuts......"

Receiving a thousand knives is the new name for the bearded Zhang Min since Shi Xiaoxiao drank urine, Ma Tianyao leaned over to take a look, and sure enough, the basic information form of the applicant under Shi Xiaoxiao was filled in by the bearded Zhang Min.

Here's what I wrote in my personal evaluation above:

"I can write at the age of three, can martial arts at the age of five, play with mud at the age of six, touch the electric door at the age of eight, learn dog planing at the age of ten, learn to crow chickens at the age of twelve, set up a stall at the age of fifteen, and laugh at the age of eighteen...... My life is as rich as my beard, and in my years of life I have learned about water and buoyancy, with electric gates, with the imitation of all kinds of sounds, and in short, I know everything about physics......"

Ma Tianyao was about to laugh after reading it, and quickly turned out Zhao Yang's information sheet again.

Here's what Zhao Yang wrote:

"I have no other specialty, but I am proficient in languages, and I currently master four Chinese, so I am fully qualified for the position of foreign language teacher!"

"Yo, I didn't expect Zhao Yang to be so powerful, he could say four Chinese words......"

Ma Tianyao was also shocked and couldn't help but be speechless, and then just saw Zhao Yang being interviewing, and couldn't help but come over to listen, but almost laughed out loud with hemorrhoids.

The interviewer asked with her information sheet.

"Do you speak four Chinese?"

Zhao Yang nodded.

"Which four countries are they?"

"Enamel Country, Said Ben, Bangmao Country, Oh, and Eagle Country......"

"Yo, that's so powerful, hehe, then just say a few words...... If so, I think you're more than qualified for the position of English teacher. ”

The interviewer looked at the other teachers who were interviewing, and the other teachers nodded one after another, Zhao Yang nodded excitedly, and then coughed and cleared his throat.

Started her show......

"Then I'll speak eagle language first, cough, choke to death...... Fakmi ......"

"Poof!"

A high school English teacher immediately sprayed when he heard this, and Ma Tianyao covered her face and forced a smile.

Then I heard Zhao Yang laugh and laugh.

"Hehe, I'll just say a few words, and then I'll talk about other countries. Ahem......"

She cleared her throat and spoke.

"The ...... of the country of the mallet Cough...... Cayo ...... Cayo ...... Cheddar ......"

"Ahem, it's from the country of Ename, Sha Liwu...... Montsherry......"

"Actually, I'm the best at it, and I have to count it as a language!

Zhao Yang coughed shyly, and then started again.

"Saying...... Cough...... Crush Daddy...... Ether...... One library, one library, one library......"

Burst!

Burst!

Burst!

At this time, the teachers on the scene understood, and one by one they squirted out the water they drank in their mouths, which was called a neat and uniform one, and even the golden boy and the old man Mao were sprayed.

Ma Tianyao muttered in a low voice.

"I'm Cao, it turns out to be these four Chinese words, then I'll do the same......"

Shi Xiaoxiao next to him gave Zhao Yang a thumbs up and whispered.

"Admire, admire, in order to apply, Zhao Yang even took out the kung fu at the bottom of the box......"

The golden boy covered his mouth on the stage and muttered quietly.

"I can't see it, she's ...... It's a lot of fun......"

Then it was time to wait for the results of the interview, and these teachers looked at the golden boy one after another, waiting for him to speak, after all, Zhao Yang is too bad to comment.

The golden boy coughed and smiled awkwardly.

"Ahem, that Zhao Yang, you four Chinese words...... Well...... So far...... It still doesn't seem to be enough, go down and study more, work harder, and there will still be a chance next time......"

Zhao Yang snorted and walked away, and then the bearded Zhang Min stepped forward excitedly and bowed to everyone.

"Hello everyone, I'm Zhang Min, and I'm applying for a physics teacher!"

A male teacher with glasses asked with a smile.

"Hehe, okay, you probably tell me about what you know about physics!"

Zhang Min nodded.

"When I was a child, I fell into the reservoir and almost drowned, so I began to study buoyancy, and later after research, I found that as long as people wear swimming rings, hehe, it will be magical, and it can't sink, you say it's magical!!"

The physics teacher on the stage almost died of anger, Zhang Min continued.

"Later, I touched the electric door, and found that ordinary electricity can't kill people at all, but high-voltage electricity can't be touched, I still remember that there was a fool in our village, once climbed to the top of the high-voltage power tower, and then cremated......"

"What else have you studied? I see your profile says...... Do you also have an in-depth study of everyday electrical appliances?"

"Yes, yes, I have also studied various electrical appliances, and through my research, I have found that as long as there is electricity, these electrical appliances can operate, but once the power goes out, these electrical appliances will all become waste!!!

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