In the deep alleys of the cross street, there is a man who pulls the wind.

The man was wearing a pair of soldiers, peasants and workers, plastic slippers, a black apron on his upper body, and vigorous chest hair, leaning in front of the pig shop board, holding a goblet in one hand, cocking his little thumb, and drinking a martini.

Every time he takes a sip of wine, a man will look up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, his eyes are deep, as if he is savoring life, as if he is tasting fine wine, as if he is tasting the sunshine in spring, and as if he is self-absorbed.

The chest hair swayed in the wind, the wine glass in the right hand, the fragrant left hand, and the boning knife in the holster behind the buttocks slightly hit the cutting board, making a soft bang, making this person be enveloped by an invisible aura.

This person is the most beautiful man on Cross Street, the pork guy Mei Nanzi.

"Damn pork guy, don't talk about cheating the old lady's money, but also deceive the old lady's sex, you have to be responsible for the old lady. ”

An aunt with heavy makeup, twisting her bucket-thick waist, crying, tears dissolved the face covered with cosmetics into a grimace, which only made people feel terrifying and inexplicable.

"Yes, you little white face, you dare to cheat my sister's feelings and money, and the most hateful thing is to cheat her body. ”

Another skinny-looking aunt followed the hug, with her hands on her hips, her mouth full of spittle, and she looked like she was going to open a stall.

"Both, you can say that I can cheat money and feelings, but you must not say that I cheat you. ”

Boss Mei tilted his head slightly, looked at the aunt with contemptuous eyes, and snorted coldly: "Eldest sister, didn't you just borrow 500 yuan and didn't pay it back, do you say that I lied to you?"

"That'...... This piece of pork is for you. ”

Boss Mei casually threw out a large piece of pork on the board next to him.

Syllable!

This piece of pork slapped directly on the aunt's white powdered face, almost knocking the aunt to the ground and making her shut up.

Boss Mei spit out a puff of smoke rings: "The price of pork has risen sharply recently, it is very valuable, this piece of pork should be repaid to your money, take it back and eat a few meals of braised pork, the purpose is not pure in the future, don't come to me to learn knife skills and pay tuition." ”

The thin aunt was furious: "A piece of pork wants to send our sisters? ”

"Wait!"

The aunt who was crying with a flower face reached out to pluck the pork on her face, stopped her companion, and said affectionately: "Forget it, no matter how ruthless Boss Mei is, he is the most handsome pork guy in my mind, and I will be satisfied to see his chest hair and belly every day in the future, as well as ecstatic eyes." ”

"Let's go, I'll treat you to braised pork at noon. ”

Skinny aunt: "(⊙o⊙)..."

What a wickedness!

Ye Fei watched the romantic debt caused by Boss Mei on the side, and immediately stepped forward and shouted: "Pull out the mountain and cover the world!"

Click!

The wine glass in Boss Mei's hand suddenly fell to the ground, his expression was solemn, and he raised his head at a forty-five degree angle and recited: "The time is not good, and the time will not pass!"

He turned his head suddenly: "Wenxi?"

The corners of Ye Fei's mouth twitched: "It's not Wen Xi, it's me." ”

"Cut...... What's the matter with you?"

Boss Mei returned to his usual cold state of a beautiful man.

"I'm here to return the goods. ”

Yefei's expression was angry.

"Returns? What are you kidding, pork products sold in our store will not be returned. ”

Boss Mei replied very hard.

"I mean, the martial arts cheats you enclosed, any mad dragon eight slash method is fake. ”

Yefei looked indignant.

"What do you know? That's a real sword technique, as long as you comprehend the true essence, even a dragon can be killed!"

Boss Mei pursed his lips, his face full of disdain.

I know that I can't reason with the other party, although this pork guy is full of literary and artistic atmosphere all day long, he is essentially a dead pig, and he is not afraid of boiling water at all.

"Then offend ......"

Ye Fei took a deep breath, luckily dantian, and shouted: "Neighbors, now broadcast the relevant news report of Boss Mei Nanzi. ”

"Last night, Mei Nanzi and a handsome man had a tryst in the bushes, making unspeakable whispers, it was you and me, and there was heavy breathing and roaring. ”

Ye Fei's bitter Zen Gong is almost comparable to the maximum power of a loudspeaker, and it can be heard clearly within a range of several hundred meters.

Boss Mei gasped.

"This boss of Mei Nanzi likes sows very much, is it that after entering the pigsty at night, the sows will have strange noises, and then Boss Mei will come out of the pigsty exhausted, and most importantly...... His pants didn't zip up. ”

Yefei continued to shout.

The two aunts who had just left immediately turned back when they heard this, and looked at Boss Mei with incredible eyes.

"I thought I wasn't worthy of you, but it turned out that you ...... You're that kind of person!"

The aunt was indignant and threw the piece of pork in her hand at Boss Mei.

Click!

At the same time as taking this piece of pork, the goblet in Boss Mei's hand shattered to the ground.

He finally couldn't take it anymore.

He looked at Ye Fei with a resolute look: "Young man, what do you want?"

"I want compensation. ”

"What do you want to lose? Is the pork okay? This piece of pork is given to you, and you know the current price of meat!"

"Oh, yes, but it's not enough. ”

"Not enough, young man, don't be too greedy. ”

Boss Mei's face was gloomy, and he touched the bone chopping knife in the holster behind him: "My pig-killing knife is not vegetarian. ”

"Give me another book of martial arts cheats!"

Boss Mei's expression changed abruptly: "Nani, it turns out that you want cheats for a long time, say it earlier." ”

"Is there any martial arts to subdue demons and eliminate demons or something? It's best to be useful for ghosts and zombies. ”

Ye Fei simply stretched out his hand.

This is the purpose of his trip, for the cheats in the hands of Boss Mei.

Although it is made up, Boss Mei's Crazy Dragon Eight Slash Method can effectively improve his combat power, which must be learned.

"Young man, you have a vision, the cheats I wrote are actually the rarest peerless martial arts cheats in the martial arts, here is a cheat book that has just been completed, take it." ”

As he spoke, Boss Mei took out a book with a greasy cheats from the drawer under the board and hurriedly handed it over.

Take a look at this book, it's called [Great Mighty Dragon Mantra].

"What kind of cheats is this? How come I've never heard of it?"

Yefei wondered.

"Don't you watch Tik Tok?

"Not in the habit of that. ”

Boss Mei shook his head and sighed: "Yefei, you are a young man who doesn't actually brush small videos, it's really outer, this is very popular now, is it okay, when Fahai shouted out the Great Mighty Dragon, I just thought about it, and created this Great Mighty Dragon Mantra, which is the strongest secret book I have created recently." ”

Belch......

Brainstorming?

I think you're making it up.

Ye Fei opened the title page, only to see that the title page had a commentary on the exercises.

[Dawei Tianlong Mantra: The reincarnation of the eight Tianlong reincarnation master Fahai Zen master stunts, Fahai Zen Master has the Dawei Tianlong Dharma Body, can perform eight kinds of stunts, subdue all kinds of demons and monsters, cast the power of the Dawei Tianlong Dharma Body is amazing, the mana is monstrous, the mountains and seas are overwhelming, and the world is turned upside down, so as to easily subdue the thousand-year-old demon, cultivate to the highest realm, but the god can block and kill the god, the demon block the demon, and the Buddha block and kill the Buddha]

"Wow! The mighty Heavenly Dragon God blocks and kills the gods, the demons block and kills the demons, and the Buddha blocks and kills the Buddhas, is it really so arrogant?"

Ye Fei was slightly stunned.

Looking at the description of this Great Mighty Heavenly Dragon Mantra, it seems to be a spell.

It's a bit of a cultivator.

But now is the era of martial arts, only martial arts, not immortal exercises.

This is a pure fake.

This Boss Mei likes the "dragon system" cheats very much.

The pig-killing knife behind the butt is called the dragon slaying knife, and two martial arts cheats have been fabricated in a row, both of which are related to dragons, what a "dragon fan"!

In other words, can the cemetery deduce this so-called secret book of cultivating immortals?