"Obviously you did it on purpose, but you relied on me!" Xiao Hongjiao said angrily.

"I didn't!" Iron Egg pursed his lips.

"Okay, don't pout, I'm wrong about you. ”

"It's okay!" said Tie Dan, his expression still unhappy.

Tie Dan no longer practiced with girls, and practiced Tai Chi routines alone.

Xiaohong went to the courtyard alone, touched the bark of the big jujube tree, and pinched the leaves of the little walnut tree.

Great, I'm so lucky to have found a nasty and adorable thorn moth!

"Ah——h

Little Red suddenly began to scream.

"What's wrong?" Tie Dan hurriedly stopped practicing Tai Chi and ran over.

"It hurts me—— it must be—it must be a moth piercing me!"

"Huh? That thing is terrible. Where is it sticking to you?"

"I'm in my arms!"

"Ah, aren't you wearing clothes, how can you get in?"

"I touched the leaves, then reached in and tickled it. ”

"It's not serious, it should only be a slight stain. ”

"Ha-mother-who said it was slight, there must be a big thorn in the ——"

"A big mess? ”

"yes, what can I do, I heard that thing is very poisonous, some of them have been poisoned!"

"Ah, don't scare me. ”

"What are you scared of, there will be an example in our village!"

"yes? What can I do? Or ...... Shall we go to the hospital?"

"No, I'm injured in this place, how can I call the doctor to see it...... The surgeons at the Lizhuang Health Center are all old men, and you can see that they are looking at the faces of the beautiful girls when they see the anxious looks of the beautiful girls!"

"Then you'll have to endure it. Generally, after 12 hours, it is not a big problem. ”

"10 hours? What if I collapse? You better think about it, please, old classmate. Although we have never been at the same table, we are also at the front and back tables - Yaya and you are the front and back tables, and my relationship with her and you is generally close!"

"The relationship is generally close? where is this...... Well, I'll find you a melon to eat, so that you can increase your nutrition, strengthen your immunity, and improve your physical and mental ability to fight diseases!"

"You are so strong and solid, and the guiding ideology is good. But why don't you take a shortcut instead of taking a detour?"

"What's the shortcut?"

"You can take some clothes off for me, and see if you can see those thorns, pull them out one by one!"

"That's ...... Not really, right?"

"You are a feudal old braincase, you are still a young man in the new era, and you have been a typical example of learning to do good deeds, you are not even as good as the ancients!"

"Why am I not as good as the ancients?"

"What do you say? Haven't you seen those handsome guys in martial arts TV series, when they encounter a beautiful woman who is injured, they resolutely tear off her clothes to heal and scrape the poison?"

"But people's lives are in danger. ”

"I'm also in danger of my life, do you think it's a trivial matter? Don't you despise that little thorny moth, I heard that the poison is 35,846 times higher than that of beautiful snakes!"

“……”

"You've been delayed for so long, you really can't save you from death, woo woo woo woo ......"

"Don't cry, I'll just get out!"

Tie Dan had no choice but to bravely lift her blouse.

"Where?" he couldn't find it.

"It should be in the valley. ”

"What is a valley?"

"I don't feel sure anymore, should it be in the valley and on the upper waist?"

"Mountainside?"

"Don't you see two snowy mountains?"

"Snow Mountain?"

"The snow-white high place is the snow-capped mountains...... It should be on the top of the mountain!"

Sister, your language is so good and rhetorically great, why don't you insist on finishing high school, taking the entrance examination to a prestigious university, studying for a doctorate in Chinese, and then refreshing all the best rhetorical example sentences?