Chapter 235: Buy a set
Xu Xiaxia ran all the way, and after running back to the martial arts hall he opened, he really saw Xiaohua!
He picked her up and kissed her heart with his face.
He'd never kissed a girl, not at all.
The first and only time he hugged her, it was to save her, and he didn't even think that she was a girl.
The two coaches who worked in his martial arts hall seemed to be holding the buttons of other girls' clothes, secretly exchanging glances, and laughing at the boss for being so open and not avoiding colleagues.
Is it okay to make love to you at night? Or the lyrics, I just hope that the sun sets - there is no West Ravine, but Cen Shen also wrote a poem to tell, "The wilderness does not see the mountains, the white sunset grass", you two only hope that the sun sets on the West Grass, the latch door is enough, don't show it here, we don't have a girlfriend at all, what should we do if we are greedy?
After Xu Xiaxia and Xiaohua "showed" enough, they didn't know any other way of intimacy, not even holding hands or holding arms.
So I practiced Tai Chi pushing.
A pair of yin and yang fish, like a pair of real fish swimming in the water.
At night, the two of them were upside down, and they both covered their clothes and pants strictly.
If you are pregnant, will you be arrested and sent to prison without a marriage certificate?
Only in the Tai Chi line, it is very enlightened outside the line.
After two nights of hard work, she said to him, "Actually, to avoid conceiving a child, you have to be willing to be the one in the condom." ”
"The man in the sleeve, Chekhov?"
"Chekhov's Belikov. ”
"I won't do it!"
It's a metaphor. You see, I found it on my phone. ”
"Condoms?"
"Yes, you go buy it. ”
"I don't know how?"
"Miniaturized pockets are essentially plastic bags. ”
So he went to the store and the supermarket to find a purchase.
"What are you buying, guy?"
"Buy ......" can't answer.
"Big brother, what are you buying?"
"Buy ......" can't be said.
"Brother, what are you buying?"
"Buy ......" can't be said.
"What do you need?" this time it's a plastic bag store.
"I buy plastic bags!"
"Food bags?"
"You dare to eat?"
"Are you going to bag the fruit? apples or pears, paper bags or clinker bags?"
"You only use paper bags. You look like an apple and pear!"
I finally found a one that sold that, but I couldn't say anything to the beautiful eyebrows with bright eyes.
"What do you want to buy?" asked Meimei.
"Buy...... Buy...... Buy plastic bags. ”
"What are clinker bags for?"
"Set ...... Set ......"
"Big brother, you stutter so badly, one of my classmates opened a clinic to correct stuttering. ”
Xu Xiaxia shook her head and reluctantly planned to leave.
At this time, a strong man like Lu Bu in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" came.
"Xiao Yingzi, get me a box of condoms!"
Xu Xiaxia didn't know him. If there is someone here in Chenjiazhuang Village, he should be able to recognize that this person is the most similar to Feitian Shuo Mouse in appearance, and he is the son of Chen Vole, who is satisfied with Feitian Shuo Mouse and admires it.
"Okay, Brother Chen, do you want a large one, or a medium one?"
I didn't buy it, and if I said I would buy it, and the cutie asked me if I would buy a large, medium, or a small one, and my old face — which was actually very tender, but it was weathered — where would I go?
"I can't tell for sure, Xiao Yingzi, why don't you try one of each, hehe. ”
"What are you talking about, Brother Chen, what I sell in my store is material goods, not spiritual goods. ”
"Oh, your service attitude is not good, little Yingzi. Well, I'll go into the back room and try it myself...... Oh, Xiao Yingzi, why is your bed on fire?"
"What?!" Xiao Yingzi and Xu Xiaxia rushed into the house together.
"Bah, Brother Chen, let's go, you are not welcome in my store, you are not allowed to come to my store to buy things in the future, and you are not allowed to step into my store again!"
Xiao Yingzi's face was so white, and it suddenly became so dark.
Xiao Yingzi seems to be sick with anger, and she is terminally ill, and it will be too late if she doesn't save her. Heart disease also has to be a heart medicine, and the best way to treat the disease is to cut the grass and eradicate the roots, and draw wages from the bottom of the kettle. Of course, the root cause of the disease is obviously the "Lu Bu" of this hooligan's habit. Since the first day of my martial arts training, Xu Xiaxia has been determined to be a martial arts hero, to punish evil, and to uphold justice! Thinking of this, Xu Xiaxia kicked Chen Tian and lay down.
Chen vole was smashed and had internal injuries in the bone marrow. He looks at Xu Xiaxia like that, and the more he watches it, the more he looks like Bruce Lee in Bruce Lee's movie "Raptors Across the River".
"Bruce Lee?"
It must have been Bruce Lee who crossed over, otherwise it wouldn't be so similar. With my real skills, if it's not Bruce Lee, no one else can defeat me!
"I'm Xiao Luo Cheng who crossed over from the Sui and Tang Dynasties!"
That's even more unprovoked!
The goods in Chen's vole's hands fell to the ground and fled.
"Brother, thank you. ”
Xiao Yingzi felt Xu Xiaxia's chivalrous heart and was sincerely grateful.
"Brother, I'll treat you to a meal, let's order the most expensive dish. ”
"No, I just want this. Xu Xiaxia said and bent down to pick up the two boxes that Chen vole dropped on the ground, and fled very shyly.