Chapter 52: Fighting Methods
Angelo's reaction made the "little daughter-in-law" turn purple with anger.
But this foreign second stunned person doesn't know what is going on on the scene at all.
For such a "simple-minded" person, what can the "little daughter-in-law" do except swallow and spit?
But fortunately, God has eyes, and soon, Angelo actually sent the opportunity to counterattack to the hands of the "little daughter-in-law".
Dare to be affectionate, this guy found that most of the things in the tray of the "little daughter-in-law" were not moved, especially many lettuce salads.
As for him, probably because the fried prawns were greasy, and he didn't bother to go to the dining table to pick them up, so he stared at the "little daughter-in-law's" plate with a smile.
Anyway, even the comparison and the belt said, which probably means that the "little daughter-in-law" can't eat the leftovers will be very wasteful, and he is willing to help solve these salads.
After speaking, seeing that the "little daughter-in-law" did not object, she didn't allow her to take a fork and pull it on her plate.
It's a pity that this fork is a bit useless against these things.
Other things are good to say, lettuce is especially difficult, so he has a lot of trouble picking up.
Looking at him in turn, the "little daughter-in-law" suddenly came to her senses, smiled slightly, picked up a pair of "artifacts" in her hand and started to do it.
I saw that the pair of chopsticks were "swishing", which was called a neat one.
After a while, not to mention, apples, eggs, lettuce, and onions are all in place.
Even the turkey meat, macaroni, soft and hard, which the "little daughter-in-law" didn't like to eat, was still sandwiched and sent over.
Angelo almost didn't react, and half of the "Gu Defude" on the plate of the "little daughter-in-law" was moved to his plate.
But that's not the end of it.
Don't forget, there must be a future, where is the "little daughter-in-law" willing to do a loss-making business?
The chopsticks copied the bottom and clamped, so that after a few "swishs", the little ten fried prawns were forcibly "plundered" onto the plate of the little daughter-in-law.
Hey, if you want to say that the ancestor who invented chopsticks, that's really smart. Let the "little daughter-in-law" have a good hand in front of this foreigner.
Angelo is staring at her. There is nowhere to defend, there is nowhere to hide, and there is no power to parry.
Now the "little daughter-in-law" is beautiful, eating the "spoils", while looking at Angelo in a daze.
It's called a smugness.
Hey, you're stupid now, aren't you?
Che, how many years before you in our civilization, you know?
In ancient times, we were already wearing silk and satin, and you are still covering your shame with tree bark!
And at this moment, the "dissatisfaction" in the eyes of the two can be regarded as matching each other.
At the very least, Angelo could see that the "little daughter-in-law" was showing off her chopsticks to him and laughing at him for his clumsiness.
To say that he is really the smartest among foreign devils, he actually came up with a delaying tactic first, and shrugged his shoulders in return.
As soon as he spread his hands, his facial features showed very exaggerated expressions and movements. I didn't take that look very seriously.
But then when he was almost done with the contents of the plate, he stood up to go to get the meal again. He wasn't him anymore, and the arrogance came up.
This time, he gently wiped the corner of his mouth with a napkin, then pointed to the tray where the "little daughter-in-law" was almost empty, and then rushed to the dining area and shook his head.
That means, "Let's go, let's go on." ”
Looking at his deliberately displayed "noble" demeanor, you know that this is a provocative demonstration with the "little daughter-in-law".
Of course, there can be no ambiguity at this time, and the "little daughter-in-law" also wiped her mouth, nodded, and stood up.
But he didn't expect to go to get food again this time, and Angelo actually took him to the barbecue place.
Then he went straight to the stabbing iron plate, said something to a chef who was working on it, and asked for a large piece of raw meat.
After that, he pointed at the chef's "kind" "little daughter-in-law" and pushed him over.
The barbecue chef was also a foreigner, and he asked something "gurgling", but the "little daughter-in-law" didn't understand.
But looking at his gestures, I understood - "How mature do you want to be?"
Yes, when it comes to this, of course, the "little daughter-in-law" can't fall into the face of the gentlemen in the capital, he chose a large piece of meat than Angelo's appetite, and then his thumb was arrogant, and he tilted towards Angelo.
No more tongue-in-cheek talking. The foreign cook immediately understood.
So the two large pieces of "sirloin" were thrown onto the iron plate with an iron fork and picked up.
And during the production period, the "little daughter-in-law" didn't wait stupidly here.
He wandered around and brought back two bowls of hot porridge.
When he came back, he smiled at Angelo, and was also very "kind" and put a bowl in Angelo's tray.
He also raised his big finger and said, "?"
Angelo looked at him, then at the bowl, and then excitedly let out an "oh".
"Smelly (porridge)?Thank you. Good—eat!"
The "little daughter-in-law" followed his strange tone and said, "Yes, it stinks!
As a result, after sitting down, the consequences of mutual plots soon appeared under the surface of harmony.
When the two of them were eating steak, the "little daughter-in-law" was the first to be tricked.
Because this time the chopsticks are not good, the steak is too big, too heavy, and it can't hold at all, so you can only cut it with a knife and fork.
And after cutting it, there was blood in it. That's still raw!
It's just that Angelo eats really deliciously, and while eating, he also "provokes" and persuades each other, with a snickering thief, and he is "quite tired".
That means, "You cow x, you eat!"
Yes, the "little daughter-in-law" is still afraid of excitement. He'd rather eat a bad stomach than lose it!
So he didn't say a word, didn't look at it, threw it in his mouth and chewed it violently.
But despite the smile on the surface, the casual "Ru Mao drinks blood".
But the domestic appetite does not match it after all, and it is disgusting while eating.
Especially when I heard Angelo's hearty laughter, it was even more annoying that I wanted to scold.
"Your uncle!"
That's it, the "little daughter-in-law" of the meat steak couldn't hold on to it after eating more than half of it.
He hurriedly picked up the bowl of porridge and sucked it down in two bites, so that he could rely on the comfortable warmth to suppress the nausea in his stomach.
And at this time, he was glad that he had foresight, thanks to the early "drugging" of Angelo, and there was a chance to win back a game.
So he gave a thumbs up, smiled instead, and graciously invited Angelo to taste the porridge he had brought.
Angelo didn't shirk either, took a bite, and at first seemed to feel quite fragrant, and gave a thumbs up and said "OK".
But the second bite of the face changed a little, and his head shook like a rattle.
Then I saw him pull straight with a spoon, and soon found something black and green in the porridge.
frowned again, leaned over to the tip of his nose and took a closer look, and finally recognized it.
Then he listened to the "whoop" voice, and the kid covered his mouth like morning sickness and went straight to the bathroom.
When he came out again, his face was the color of pig liver.
Dare to love, this is a bowl of preserved egg and lean porridge.
Don't forget, Angelo was forcibly fed this thing by the "little daughter-in-law".
The taste of hellish pain he will never forget in his life.
So since then, Preserved Egg has not only been dubbed the "Demon Egg" by him, but he is also extremely sensitive to this kind of thing, which can lead to such a strong reaction.
So at this time, the atmosphere of "war" undoubtedly escalated again.
And in this case, whether in the East or the West, the way men deal with it is often only classified as one way - drinking!
ANGELO DIDN'T SAY A WORD AND COPIED A BOTTLE OF "JIM BEAM".
Two jars were placed on the table, and two large cups were poured into the table, almost full, at least four or five ounces a cup.
One cup per person, drink it!
Don't look at this wine like "Osmanthus Chen", as soon as you pour it down, this "little daughter-in-law" will feel that something is wrong.
Why? He doesn't fit in.
You know, whisky is a foreign liquor, and that strength comes from a twist.
Mixed with the half-cooked beef in his stomach, this foreign rice was excited to toss the domestic stomach......
However, the "little daughter-in-law" did not wait to be killed.
He slapped the table and fought back. I also went to copy the bottle of Moutai and came back.
also put on a posture, followed Angelo's example, and poured two glasses with a bang.
As a result, this time it was even more ruthless. Directly finished Angelo.
Why?
Because there are not such a high number of spirits in foreign countries, even in the world, whether it is brandy, whiskey, vodka, tequila or gin. Forty degrees is over.
But our Moutai is a little bit of a thing!
Angelo had heard of this thing at best, and had no idea at all.
And the key problem is that he found the cup, and the liquor doesn't need this kind of house at all.
Besides, when he saw that the "little daughter-in-law" was no longer strong enough to drink, he sat there in a daze.
With such pride, he made the mistake of underestimating the enemy's rash advance.
He confidently picked up the cup, deliberately showing his heroism, and poured it into his throat.
Good guy, as soon as the silly boy tilted his neck, three taels of Moutai went down like this.
Can there be good fruit to eat?
A few minutes later, it got a big deal. Angelo actually foamed at the mouth, and fell to the ground.
Fortunately, the "little daughter-in-law" was not completely drunk, so she quickly asked for help from the service staff and called an ambulance, so that Angelo could turn the corner in time.
And the judgment of the doctor with the car is also very positive, acute alcohol poisoning. Directly gave Angelo to the hospital for gastric lavage.
Look at how this Christmas is passing, it's called a wind.
Since then, many people in the diplomatic apartment have remembered this international friend who loves Moutai and can drink himself to the hospital.
As for Angelo's original intention, it was naturally all in vain, and he even took the initiative to decide to postpone his request.
It's not for anything else, the key is through this matter, he feels that the East is too mysterious.
A lot of things that look like nothing on the surface are actually very powerful. It's something bizarre.
In the same way, people are also insidious and hateful, and they can't see it when they are angry, and they can't prevent the tricks they put on you.
Who knows what lies behind the superficial friendliness and enthusiasm.
You have to be cautious.
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