Text The strongest dungeon_Chapter 0108 The old driver is stable!
The immortal artifact that was moving at full speed was at least three times the speed of sound, and it was not something that the people of the Five Elements Sect could catch up with. I was breathing a sigh of relief, but I noticed that something didn't seem right with the masked man, he felt like a drunk driver, and his body was a little shaky.
"What's wrong with you, Masked Brother, don't roll over!" I quickly reminded him.
The speed of the spaceship slowly slowed down, and the masked brother took off his scarf and said, "My immortal power is not enough to maintain the unity, I should have already thrown them off, let's find a place to land." ”
Zhang Heng nodded, and I didn't speak. When the shell lang is not noisy in my ears, I usually don't talk much, and I seem very mature. It seems that I will have to watch out for shell lang in the future, it always pulls down my IQ and makes me say a lot of very childish things.
The ship slowly lowered, and finally landed in an uninhabited forest. If an artifact like this appears in the city, although it will not be like the earthlings, it will not be like the earthlings, exclaiming UFOs, but it is inevitable that it will cause a sensation, and the two bigwigs of the fairy world obviously don't want to get this kind of attention.
Gradually, I could see the flight trajectory of the countless flakes that made up the Immortal Boat, and the speed of these flakes quickly slowed down, and they recombined in the masked brother's hands, and in a few moments, they formed a black disc without any brilliance.
The masked brother holding this disc has removed the face towel, and I have to say that the people in this fairy world are different, not only because of his extraordinary appearance, but also because of his immortal temperament, which is also quite out of the world, giving people a feeling of not eating the fireworks of the world.
"So handsome!" Although I am also a handsome guy, when I see other types of handsome guys, I am also a little excited in my heart, but it is not the kind of love that girls like for handsome guys, but a very pure appreciation, after all, I don't do it.
It seems to feel that I appreciate (nymphomaniac) eyes, the masked brother threw a mesmerizing smile at me, with his handsome appearance and dusty temperament, which suddenly made my little heart flutter, I felt my cheeks hot, and secretly scolded myself for being shameless, obviously there is no problem with sexual orientation, why do I always have some strange emotions in the face of handsome guy......s? Do I have a tendency to become gay?
I had a cold war, no, I have to find a beautiful woman to solve the problem of being single quickly, otherwise, once my ideological position is not firm, derailment will not be far away. My identity as the protagonist of the wise and martial arts and the aura of the protagonist behind my head, I'm afraid that it will also change because of my orientation, and it will be too late to cry when the time comes......
I'm used to being called Jiang Lao, and I can't get used to his new name all of a sudden: "Jiang ...... Sheet...... Heng, you went to the Five Elements Sect to rob the rich and help the poor, did you rob it?"
The masked brother didn't know why: "Robbing the rich and helping the poor?" Zhang Heng smiled lightly: "Of course we robbed it, otherwise how could those five little rabbit cubs chase after us." Hey, junior brother, the golden envoy was received into his gourd by my little friend, is there any way you can wipe him?"
When I heard Zhang Heng talk about it, I hurriedly tilted my head and patted my right ear to get the gourd out. As soon as the mind moved, the gourd grew to the size of an ordinary gourd. I used to have to chant spells, but now as I use them more often, I have a lot more control over this gourd, and I don't need to chant spells anymore.
The masked brother has also seen the world, looked at my gourd, and suddenly his eyes widened: "This is one of the thirty-three day divine treasures, the heavenly gourd? Wow, why is it in your hands?"
I pouted: "You don't care how I got it, now I want you to deal with the golden envoy inside, I tell you that you don't want to beat my baby's idea, otherwise your pickle girl artifact will be robbed by me to help the poor." ”
The masked brother smiled awkwardly, "How come, you are my senior brother's friend, that is, my Meng Fei's friend, I Meng Fei don't say anything else, to my friend, I am definitely willing to intervene in my friend...... It's definitely for a friend to stick a knife in both sides. Since this of yours is a divine treasure, it is not so easy to destroy, if the golden envoy is released, his universal transformation golden light can transform the ground here, and when he carries out the golden escape, we will not be able to find him. ”
"That means you can't let it out, but I'm not worried about keeping him inside, there are two girls in it. "I'm a little worried about visiting and Li Xian'er, if the golden envoy transforms them, then I will lose a lot. It's okay to say that it's a female ghost, maybe she can't be transformed, and she's not the type I like. But Li Xian'er is beautiful and doesn't talk much, she is the most suitable to be a little lover, and she can't let this guy take advantage.
"There are two sisters?" Meng Fei was stunned, then smiled knowingly, and said: "Understood, understood, then in this case, I will lend you my alchemy furnace, you ask those two girls not to come out, as soon as the golden envoy comes out, immediately use the method I taught you to take out the gourd, and then you can refine the golden envoy." ”
"Well, that sounds good. I nodded.
Next, Meng Fei took out a ding-like stove with a lid from his Qiankun bag, his furnace is also a powerful immortal weapon, which can change in size, the main function is to refine metal, which belongs to the category of refining tools, and it has a special refining effect on gold.
Of course, Zhang Heng had nothing to tell me about these things, and it was impossible for Meng Fei to tell me his careful thoughts, and he was embarrassed to hear Zhang Heng say this in front of others. In order to avoid his embarrassment, and in order to be able to pretend to fly with him in the future, I said happily: "It turns out that this thing can also create a golden battle armor, amazing! Brother Meng Fei, if the younger brother can ascend to the immortal realm in the future, you can help the younger brother create one of this golden armor." ”
"Haha," Meng Fei laughed, "No problem, wrap it up on me, and you must not believe what my senior brother said, what a pickle girl." The golden armor gives people a feeling of being rich and capricious, we are cultivated by mortals into immortals, and it is inevitable that some mortal psychology will be left, how to use this psychology, the key is to use the armor made of gold, it can bring you incomparably strong self-confidence, whether it is a human or an immortal, as long as there is incomparably strong self-confidence, you can exert an incomparably strong combat effectiveness. This kind of self-confidence brings a boost in combat power that is unmatched by any other warframe. ”
I nodded sympathetically and said, "Agreed!" Brother Meng Fei, why don't you teach me how to make a golden battle armor together, I really want to experience that feeling of incomparable confidence before I become an immortal." ”
Meng Fei was very happy: "It's easy to say, you are the apprentice of your senior brother, and you won't be charged for tuition or anything." But, Brother Fei, I just came to the Shenhuo Continent, and I don't know anyone, can you introduce some friends to me, it's the kind of friends you think are more beautiful......
"Uh-huh!" Zhang Heng glared at Meng Fei and said to me: "You two are together, I really don't feel at ease, if you add your bugs, you can form a group to harm the women of the good family." Sisters and everything are trivial, look at my old man, I've been single for more than 20 years, and I haven't come here like this, and I won't die without a sister! ”
"What's the business?" I asked, taking a bite of the pancake that I didn't know where it came from.
Zhang Heng looked at me and said, "Liu Jian, I won't hide it from you, this matter is related to my fate, and I want to ask you for more help." ”
I took a bite of the biscuit, a little confused, and said, "What's the matter, tell me about it?"
"Do you know why my junior brother and I took the risk of going to the Five Elements Sect to steal the holy fruit?"
I thought about it for a moment and said, "The Holy Fruit must be very valuable!"
"......" Zhang Heng glanced at me and said, "Do you remember that the shell lang said that I wanted the Holy Fruit so that the Holy Mother could come into the world?"
I chewed on the pancake in my mouth, "It seems to be." ”
Zhang Heng said: "Then do you know that it takes five different holy fruits to make the Holy Mother come into the world?"
"Well," I nodded, "that means you're going to steal five times." ”
"......" Zhang Heng wiped his cold sweat, "The key is not that I steal a few times, the key is that as long as I find five different holy fruits, I can temporarily open the passage of the divine realm and let the Holy Mother come into the world!"
Our Lady should have been a woman, perhaps an old woman. I nodded and said, "Only by letting your old lover come into the world can you have a happy life." ”
"I'm sorry!" Zhang Heng stared at me fiercely, "Can you kid give me something serious! What kind of character is the Holy Mother, how can I be defiled by a scum like me, forget it, it's really painful to talk to you, junior brother, you can talk to him." ”
I looked confused, why don't you want to talk to me anymore? Our Lady can't be defiled? It's all called Our Lady, and it is estimated that children can make soy sauce, hasn't it been defiled by people, and she is qualified to be called Our Lady?
Meng Fei explained to me the matter of collecting the Holy Fruit to make the Virgin Mary come into the world, after his explanation, I realized that the so-called Holy Mother is not an old woman, but a virgin, the daughter of a great god in the fairy world, before each catastrophe, the authority of the heavenly realm will appoint some very potential little fairies as the Holy Mother, through the knowledge of the human world to collect the holy fruit to open the passage of the two worlds, so that the Holy Mother came into the world, through them to affect the trajectory of the human world catastrophe.
Zhang Heng was beaten to the mortal world because of the daughter of Emperor Pao Immortal, and his appearance was inevitably eroded by the years. Later, he received a message from the heavenly realm, saying that he asked him to collect all the holy fruits to promote the incarnation of the Holy Mother, so that he could return to the immortal realm and restore the immortal status.
"The so-called business is to let you ascend to the immortal in one step?" I finished the last piece of baked cake, and licked my mouth a little unsatisfied.
"Do me a favor, besides, there are a lot of benefits, money, career, ......" Zhang Heng continued his rhetoric of deceiving the little kid.
"Stop, stop!" I made a stop gesture and said, "I'm not saying that I won't help, but I can't sell hard, it depends on whether the benefits you give are enough, right? The most unreliable thing in the world is what people say, what's the point of just talking about not practicing, where is the money, where is the money? career, do you want to give me the Jinyi Chamber of Commerce?" After knowing that this guy turned out to be an immortal who had been demoted to the mortal, I looked at him like a skinny camel.
Zhang Heng showed a fascinated smile and said, "I know what you want." Money, with your IQ, is not difficult to earn, I observe your character, it is not suitable for keeping a business, so give it to you, and you definitely don't want to care. ”
I kept nodding, it seemed that Old Man Zhang still knew me well.
Zhang Heng finally concluded: "So I think if you want to work hard, you must reveal a bombshell news to you, do you know the criteria for the selection of the Virgin?"
"Potential?" I said tentatively, didn't you just say that?
Zhang Heng said: "This is just one, and the other one is - beautiful!"
"Pretty, and then?" I didn't know.
Zhang Heng explained: "Fairies are not your mortal women, ordinary fairies are much more than mortal women in terms of temperament and appearance. And the best of them, the beautiful woman in the beautiful, is not attractive to a young hero like Brother Liu?"
I finally understood, what he meant was that the Virgin was a very beautiful kind of fairy, and for a single dog like me, she was simply a goddess, but what was the use?
I asked my question: "Isn't Our Lady a cow? No matter how beautiful she is, I can't get my hands on it." ”
Zhang Heng said lightly: "As far as I know, there is another criterion for choosing the Holy Mother, that is, purity, generally speaking, the Holy Mother's thinking is very simple, as long as Little Brother Liu can give full play to half of your wit when you rob the rich and help the poor, you can definitely soak it, if you fail, there is also a chance to learn from the love master next to me for free." I said how awesome my junior brother is, maybe you won't believe it, if you have the opportunity to go to the fairy world in the future, just find a fairy casually, and ask her if she knows Meng Fei, that fairy's smile will definitely be very unnatural. ”
Meng Fei looked embarrassed, and said with a smile: "Don't listen to his nonsense, how can it be so powerful." At most, one or two out of ten...... Belch...... One in a hundred. ”
"Awesome!" Now I really admire this Meng Fei, this is a love master who is more powerful than the shell Lang, no wonder I was confused by him when I saw him, he is not very handsome, but it just aroused my good feelings, it turned out to be an experienced old driver, this kind of aura that can arouse people's good feelings I don't know how to refine, amazing.
"Moreover, as long as you are willing to help me with all your might, I can also give you an exclusive collection of "One Hundred Tricks to Conquer Fairies", the author is my junior brother and my master, I relied on this book to solve the problem of singleness for more than 500 years, but later in the process of chasing the daughter of the Immortal Emperor, because I did not study this book thoroughly, it was superficial, so it fell short. ”
"Pickle girl cheats?" My eyes lit up: "Okay, okay, I promised you, hurry up and give me the cheats." I'll see if the content is really unique, don't lie to me, otherwise when I go to the fairy world, I will write a book on how to prevent pits and fraud. ”
"Uh...... There's no need for that, right?" Zhang Heng wiped his cold sweat and said, "My book is indeed useful, and besides, it doesn't take money......
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