Chapter 373: Pretending to be crazy and stupid
It was he who just nodded to himself, and he couldn't help but laugh so much, but how did he do it?
Li Lao Liu's consciousness was gradually eroded by laughter, and he only felt that his internal organs were trembling violently.
More importantly, his breathing became rapid and weak, and his brain gradually lowered into a state of hypoxia.
Wu Xiaoyu saw that his smile became stiff, and his eyes were already rolling, so he took action to relieve his laughter.
Li Lao Liu was lightly touched by him, and he only felt that there was an inexplicable force that was removed from his body, and his whole body became light, and his consciousness began to be uncontrollable.
"Li Lao Liu, where did you put the account book that you recorded and stole *leaks*?" Wu Xiaoyu asked lightly.
His voice sounded to Li Lao Liu, but it was very confusing, and he couldn't help but want to tell the truth.
What's wrong with him? Li Lao Liu's remaining self-control began to get nervous, why did he want to tell the truth so much?
"Account...... The ledger is in ...... The ...... of the sofa in my house In the mezzanine of the sofa...... "Li Laoliu couldn't help but confess involuntarily.
After all, he himself was terrified to death, did he fall for some evil magic? Is this Wu Xiaoyu a monster?
Abin and the others also rushed forward curiously, and asked in a gossipy voice, "Master Wu, what kind of tricks are you exerting?
"This is a Chinese medicine acupoint, I ordered his laughing acupoint, his laughing brain is starved of oxygen, and his self-control has become weak, so he will naturally tell the truth!" Wu Xiaoyu said confusedly.
Knowing where Li Laoliu kept the secret tent, Wu Xiaoyu hurriedly took out his mobile phone, ready to give Ma Shengming a wake-up call, but heard the sound of a car coming from the alley.
Wu Xiaoyu hurriedly walked out of the dilapidated courtyard and prepared to greet Ma Shengming.
As soon as he reached the door, he saw two police cars stopped, and Ma Shengming got out of the car and said bluntly: "The people who went to the car shop just now reported that there doesn't seem to be any major problem with their account books? Of course, the comrades of the Economic Investigation Section have to carefully study the specific situation!"
Wu Xiaoyu sneered and said, "You don't need to go through the account books in his shop! The account books that record that he stole *leaked* are hidden in the sofa mezzanine of his house!"
When Ma Shengming heard this, he was stunned at first, and then hurriedly ordered his subordinates to go to Li Laoliu's house to search.
Li Laoliu, who was paralyzed at the base of the wall, saw Wu Xiaoyu telling the matter of his account book, and he fainted all of a sudden.
"Damn, this guy is scared? This is too special, isn't it?"
Abin, who was standing beside him, was frightened and cowered, this kid really didn't know whether to live or die?
"Huang Mao, you should be honest with Lao Tzu, don't make trouble again!" Abin pulled the corner of Huang Mao's clothes and whispered.
When Ma Shengming saw Wu Xiaoyu with a group of beggars, he couldn't help but be a little curious, and asked, "Xiaoyu, these ...... Who are they?"
Although Wu Xiaoyu thought that he had some friendship with Ma Shengming, he was not good at informing him of the affairs of Abin and others, so he had to hide it: "These ...... These are people who have seen uneven roads!"
"Although they unfortunately became beggars, they have a righteous conscience, and when they learned that this Li Lao Liu was a villain who stole *leakage*, they helped me control him together!"
When Abin and the others heard this, they looked at each other in a daze, and they were very curious in their hearts, are the beggars in Wu Ye's mouth us? When did we become good people who saw uneven roads?
Ma Shengming saw that Wu Xiaoyu's eyes were a little erratic, and he knew that he was lying, but it was not good to debunk him in front of so many people.
What's more, if this Li Lao Liu really committed the case of stealing *leakage*, he can be regarded as inheriting Wu Xiaoyu's love, so why bother with this?
"Come on, bring this Li Lao Liu back!" Ma Shengming turned his head and instructed the people around him.
Hearing the order, the two police officers walked quickly to Li Lao Liu, helped him up, and were about to handcuff him, but saw him sober up in a daze.
"Where am I? Who am I? Who are you?" Li Lao Liu muttered, as if he had lost his memory.
Seeing this, Wu Xiaoyu was a little angry, stepped forward, and said with a smile:
"Li Lao Liu, you can't run now, let's explain honestly, don't leave anything to chance!"
Li Lao Liu shook his head and looked at Wu Xiaoyu, laughed stupidly for a while, and suddenly suddenly opened his mouth and shouted excitedly: "Dad...... Father...... I've found you......"
Dad? The crowd of people present suddenly became stupid, what is the situation? Li Lao Liu still has a fluke, hoping that Wu Xiaoyu can let him go? Or is it ...... Did he really go crazy?
"Master Wu, you won't make him stupid, right?" Huang Mao asked.
As soon as the words fell, he hurriedly slapped himself in the mouth and scolded: "Let you talk nonsense...... Let you talk nonsense......"
Wu Xiaoyu ignored him, but directly reached out and opened Li Laoliu's eyelids, ready to see if he was acting.
Sure enough, Wu Xiaoyu opened his eyelids and saw that his two eyeballs dodged quickly, and then pretended to be stupid again.
If a person is really scared stupid, or frightened crazy, his eyes should always be chaotic and dull.
But Li Laoliu's eyeballs were subconsciously dodged, which shows that his consciousness is very clear, and he is 100% acting.
Wu Xiaoyu encountered so many things in this short day, and she was already a little unhappy in her heart.
Now, seeing that this thing is trying to pretend to be stupid to avoid punishment, I don't realize that I have a 'jian plan', and I am ready to play him again.
"Son, you finally know me...... Wu Xiaoyu gently patted Li Laoliu's cheek and said jokingly.
The two Jing officials who were supporting Li Laoliu couldn't help laughing when they saw that Wu Xiaoyu was going to play against Li Laoliu.
Wu Xiaoyu smiled at the two of them and ordered, "You two are also hard work, just put him here first!"
When the two police officers heard this, they hurriedly looked up at Ma Shengming, and when they saw him nod his head slightly, they directly let go and threw Li Laoliu on the ground again.
Li Lao Liu was pretending to be stupid, so he naturally didn't dare to use his strength, so he fell to the ground hard, and what happened to be a broken brick under his skin thigh.
The broken brick stucked his chrysanthemum steadily, pierced his hemorrhoids, and an unspeakable pain suddenly welled up in his heart.
But now he is pretending to be stupid, where does he dare to stand up and touch his injured chrysanthemum? In desperation, he can only laugh wildly to vent the pain of his body.
Everyone saw that although he was laughing wildly, but there were tears in his eyes, they couldn't help but be a little surprised, this thing's acting skills are too good, right?
Laughing with tears, laughing with tears! It's hundreds of times more powerful than those little fresh meat on TV!
"Dad, I was wrong, don't you hit me, okay?" Li Lao Liu roared as he tried his best to laugh wildly.
Wu Xiaoyu patted his head and asked, "Good son, what are you wrong?" Tell Dad quickly, or I'll let Uncle Jingcha lock you up!"
Li Lao Liu heard Wu Xiaoyu threaten him with Jingcha again, but a trace of resentment flashed in his eyes, and he said, "Dad, you squat down...... If you squat down, I'll tell you!"
(End of chapter)