Text The Strongest Copy_Chapter 0077 Hobbies
"No, it's useless for you to ask for that thing, give me the old man, money, beautiful women, career, etc., I can satisfy you!
"This ......," I said, licking my lips, "I'm still young, young people have to fight on their own." But, seriously, what is that Pure Yang Holy Fruit?"
"You really didn't steal it?" Jiang Lao looked suspicious. I pursed my lips and told me about robbing the rich and helping the poor when I first came to Riyan City.
Knowing that the 'Holy Fruit' was not on me, Jiang Lao seemed to be in a depressed mood, and waved his hand absentmindedly, not knowing what he was thinking. "Hey, forget it, forget it, my old man will think of another way. Old man Jiang flicked his sleeves and said with a frown.
"The Holy Fruit is for the Holy Mother, you bad old man, do you want to prevent the Holy Mother from coming into the world?" said the shell Lang, squinting his eyes. Jiang Lao was stunned when he heard this, and his eyes immediately lit up, and he said excitedly: "You worm knows a lot......! Could it be a heavenly immortal beast?"
After seeing Jiang Lao's stunned look, the dung shell Lang said leisurely: "The fairy beast is a hairy beast, Dou Ye is a veritable ancient gladiatorial fairy beast, does the ancients understand?" Seeing Jiang Lao chick nodding his head like pecking rice, the shitshell lang said again: "Well, the Virgin Mother is the spokesperson of the heavenly realm set up by the heavenly realm to deal with the catastrophe of the Six Realms once in ten thousand years, and I heard that it is necessary to collect five holy fruits in order to summon the Holy Mother." Are you going to summon the Virgin, or are you trying to prevent the Virgin from coming into the world?"
Boss Jiang nodded, kept screaming, his eyes were bright, and he grabbed the two claws of the shell lang excitedly, and shouted: "Of course, I hope that the Holy Mother will come to the world, Grandpa Fairy Beast, can you help me?"
Shell Lang felt a chill, shook off Jiang Lao's hand, retreated a few meters, and said, "Don't get excited yet, this matter is very complicated, and you have to think about it slowly." He pointed to me sitting on the bed and said, "This person is the one who brought about the birth of the Virgin, and you can get closer to him ......."
"Okay, good, there is a fate......" Jiang Lao turned to take my hand, his expression ambiguous.
I shuddered, why do I always encounter perverts? And this guy with a shit shell, the routine is too deep, and I often can't figure it out for a while.
Jiang Lao was resisted by me several times, and only then did he calm down from his excitement, and his old face almost smiled like a flower, smirking there.
"Damn, it's okay, Douye, tired dog!" I didn't want to stay with abnormal people, so I got up and was about to walk out. Old man Jiang hurriedly intercepted, helped me back to the coffin bed, and said with a pleasant face: "Wait, my old man still has a reluctant request......
"Your sister, please!" I interrupted him loudly, trying to stand up again. Jiang Lao hurriedly pressed my shoulder, laughed dryly, and said, "Don't you want to know who I am and where I am?"
I rolled my eyes, opened his hand angrily, and said, "Aren't you Jiang Lao, and you're not Ruhua, isn't this a coffin shop! Look at this coffin board!" I patted the coffin-like bed board under my buttocks.
"No, no, this is not a coffin shop...... This is the Jinyi Chamber of Commerce, as long as you do my old man a favor, I will give you a treasure that can facilitate you to rob the rich and help the poor!" "Jiang Lao also saw that I was a person who was unprofitable and could not afford to be early, and he immediately poked at my weakness.
"Tell me about it?" I said curiously.
"In layman's terms, I am the shopkeeper of the Chamber of Commerce, there seems to be something in the city these days, and some small babies of the appropriate age are needed to participate in a conference, although I am the shopkeeper, but now I come back for a trip, I am entangled by those old guys, no way, I see that although your little baby is wasted in all aspects, but finally there is no lack of arms and lame...... It's just right to prevaricate with you, so that I'm in the mood to steal it...... Go get the holy fruit!"
"I'm grass, what do you mean to be wasted in all aspects, but you don't lack arms and legs? Lao Tzu is this kind of scum in your eyes?" I couldn't help but despise Jiang Lao a few times, this old bastard doesn't leave a little affection when he speaks, it's really angry with me.
"What assembly?" asked the shell.
"I don't know, anyway, you have to be the age to participate, my old man didn't have to care about this, the problem is that those old guys in the Chamber of Commerce insisted that there was no suitable candidate, if they abstained, it would damage the face of the Chamber of Commerce......" Jiang Lao shook his head and said helplessly.
"What about the benefits?" I asked faintly, sitting on the coffin bed.
Jiang Lao Traitor couldn't stop laughing, his eyes looked into my arms, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, a badge appeared in his hand, and said, "This thing is the badge of the Jinyi Chamber of Commerce!
I frowned and looked, what Jiang Lao was holding in his finger was the badge given by Brother Xiao Zhang, who abandoned me halfway that day, and I remember that he said that with this thing, he would mix better in the city. Today, it seems to be really useful.
"It was given to me by someone else, so take it if you want!" I didn't care.
"Oh, he gave you a badge, which means that you have a friendship, now it's okay, my old man in the province is bothered, you are the best candidate." Jiang Lao said to himself, flicking his fingers and fastening the badge on my chest.
"I'll go! I won't go if I don't go, it's useless for you to call my father! Really, what good can I get?" I reached for the badge, but it didn't work out several times. This reminds me of being put on a mascot by a deaf girl on Earth, unable to take it off, so I have to donate money. Now I wouldn't be so stupid, not to mention that the other party was not a poor little girl, but a fifty-year-old man.
"Well, my old man is very kind, and I don't want to see a handsome man who will be chased and killed by the people of the city one day. Jiang Lao said leisurely.
"You threaten me?" I said gloomily.
"No, you're my destined person!" Jiang Lao Se glanced at me sideways, "Do me a favor! There are a lot of benefits, money, career, and women!" Old man Jiang said with a smile, and then turned his head to look at the shell lang: "I know you don't want worms, when I go out to collect the holy fruit, I will bring you a few female shell langs by the way, don't object." ”
Shell Lang was so angry that he yelled.
I collapsed weakly on the coffin board and said, "Okay, Daddy promises you." You just said that as long as I promise you, you will give me a treasure that can help me rob the rich and help the poor, what is that?"
Old man Jiang nodded with a smile and said, "Okay, good! You look like this, now you are wanted by the whole city, and you won't let others stone you to death when you go out?" So in order for you to successfully survive to the day of the conference, I have prepared a magical mask for you, which can block your stunning beauty of the country and the city, so that it will not attract attention......" Jiang Lao talked eloquently.
Jiang Lao took out a thin human skin mask from his bosom and spread it out between his palms, presenting a vivid human face in his hands.
"Good thing!" I was originally disdainful, but when I saw that the spread out human skin mask was very delicate, I was immediately overjoyed, and I almost snatched it from Jiang Lao's hand. Jiang Lao also laughed twice and said, "I bought this thing from an old immortal, and it took a lot of effort." I don't know if it's true or not, but I can guarantee that no one will know who you are after you bring it on!"
I flipped over and over with the mask in my hand, looking at the vivid expression on it, the more I looked at it, the more delighted I became. Now I'm in the limelight in the city, and if I'm not careful, I'm likely to attract hundreds of people to chase and kill, and it's great to have this thing to help me change my appearance!
"I said you dead old man, how nice it would be to take this thing out earlier, and talk a bunch of, Lao Tzu's youth wasted a third of your youth!" I said indignantly. Spread out the mask and carefully lower the mask.
"Boy, you're looking for death!" "Shell Lang immediately jumped up and shouted, I stopped my movements and looked at it in bewilderment.
"The human-faced fire marten, the skin of the state-protected animal, you dare to cover it directly on your face?
I was startled, turned my head to look at Jiang Lao, who rubbed his hands, and said with a smile: "The little doll is too anxious, I don't even have a chance to say it, you have to attach your flames to this fire mink, otherwise you will be disfigured." ”
I slowly lifted the source of the fire, attached the mask in my hand to it, and after a few moments, carefully pasted it on my face. As soon as the mink skin touched my face, it immediately squirmed slowly on its own, blending in with the contours of my face, leaving no wrinkles, and the cool breath penetrated into my cheeks without the slightest discomfort.
"This one is really good. I touched my cheek, felt the smoothness on it, and exclaimed with joy.
"Of course, if it weren't for the fact that my old man's face was inappropriate, I would have kept it myself. Jiang Lao said with a snort, his eyes faintly painful.
This mask is a twenty-two-three young man's face, which belongs to the kind that is so ordinary that you can't find it anymore when you throw it into the pile, but my face shape is very good, and the shell Lang said that it looks quite handsome, and with my strong body, it also has a certain girlish lethality.
Touching the handsome word on the back of the head, I smiled curtly, although it has changed, but the back of the head is so eye-catching, who doesn't doubt it when I go out, 80% of it will still be recognized.
I took off the mask, I carefully put it in my arms, and the handsome word in the back of my head will be a way to do it another day, with this mask, it will be much easier to do bad things in the future.
"Jiang Lao, I've helped with this, tell me about the content. "I got the benefit, so I forgot about the mighty and unyielding, and patted my chest and said with righteousness.
Jiang Lao shook his head and said, "I have been wandering all the year round, and this time I rarely come back, so I let those old guys hold on to it, I don't know what it is." It's just that I heard that there has been a lot of commotion in a place in the city recently, saying that there is some Tianyuan Fire to be born...... Eighty percent of the fire warriors in the entire city had the idea of this fire, and later, after a period of discussion, they came up with a conference for the younger generation of various forces in the city to compete freely. ”
"Tianyuan Huo, it sounds so awesome. I asked.
Jiang Lao said: "It is a kind of flame that has been brewed between heaven and earth for tens of thousands of years...... The power that belongs to the Heavenly Dao, and those who are lucky enough to get it can integrate into their natal flames and break through the Heavenly Realm in one fell swoop. ”
I wondered: "After the Heavenly Realm, what other realms are there?" Jiang Lao also had an understanding of my ignorance, and explained a little depressedly when he heard this: "After the Heavenly Realm, it is considered a half-human and half-god, so it is called the God-Man Realm, and the God-Man Realm has six orders, and after reaching the sixth order, you can basically soar if you want to soar." ”
"Oh...... The younger generation competes for Tianyuan Fire, so I'm going to have a fart? I'm only in the early stage of the Heavenly Realm, how can I beat these people who are one in a hundred?" "I'm a little unhappy, with my current strength, the best people in any family can beat me, if it's the best young generation in the city, I still have to die?"
Jiang Lao shook his head, still smiling: "That's not necessarily, the competition of the younger generation is to avoid the strong and cause chaos." There won't be much danger, and, as far as I know, no one in the younger generation has broken through to the second order of the Heavenly Realm, in addition, your situation seems to be a little different, I feel that you haven't broken through to the Heavenly Realm, but you can win against the people of the Heavenly Realm, it's a little weird. ”
"Oh, yes, then I'll go make a cameo. I replied casually, and the thought was spinning. After listening to Jiang Lao's explanation, I felt that that Tianyuan Huo was simply my gospel...... My orange red fire, it is indeed a bit low-end, and it can't be on the table, if I am lucky enough to be fused with the Tianyuan fire, breaking through the heavenly realm in one fell swoop, isn't it equivalent to fighting for a few decades?