"This kid's flickering kung fu is all used in the sketch. ”

Zhang Guokun frowned.

Although this seems to be a fool, if you carefully link the plot, you can think that on the other hand, this is a great irony of the problem of eating and drinking public funds.

"Mo Bai is awesome, this sketch is getting more and more powerful. ”

"No, this skit satirizes those leaders who eat and drink at public expense. ”

"Give it a force, continue to be sarcastic, and let those leading cadres also come to see Mo Bai's sketches. ”

Obviously, not only Zhang Guokun saw this, but also the audience in the audience could realize it.

The sketch continues.

Ye Peng: "No, your reason is a little reluctant. ”

Mo Bai: "Reluctantly, it's okay, say it's not reluctant." ”

Ye Peng: "Can you still say something that is not reluctant?"

Mo Bai: "Of course, for reasons like this, I will think of dozens of reasons for you every minute." ”

Ye Peng: "Okay, you tell me one." ”

Mo Bai: "What day of the week is today?"

Ye Peng: "Thursday, what's wrong?"

Mo Bai: "It's nothing, don't you see that today is a very special day?"

Ye Peng: "Where is it?"

Mo Bai: "If you look closely, there is a line of small words on the side of the calendar, the 139th anniversary of Pavlov's birth, Pavlov knows." ”

Ye Peng: "I know, the scientist who studied the [Conditioned Reflex Theory]." ”

Mo Bai: "That's right, we'll eat him." ”

Ye Peng: "Ah, eat him, you even eat people." ”

Mo Bai: "Don't get excited, it's just a metaphor, didn't you just say that conditioned reflexes, whether animals or humans, will have conditioned reflexes." ”

Ye Peng: "Yes, it's like we drool when we see food. ”

Mo Bai: "Smart, I just said that the roast duck has been roasted for so long, don't you drool?"

Ye Peng: "It's early." ”

Mo Bai: "That's right." Here's why, the report says so. In order to respect knowledge and intellectuals, to further promote the in-depth development of popular science activities, and to commemorate the 139th anniversary of the birth of the famous Russian physiologist Pavlov, our department decided to hold a grand commemorative activity in Quanjude Roast Duck Restaurant...... That's fine. ”

Ye Peng: "My God, you can figure it out." ”

Mo Bai: "It's not what I thought about it, it's our section chief." ”

Ye Peng: "Okay, okay, your section chief." ”

The crowd laughed.

Mo Bai: "Well, in this case, let's buy ten roast ducks from Quanjude." ”

Ye Peng: "Ah, isn't it four people in Corey, why do you still buy ten?"

Mo Bai: "It's four people, but you don't have a wife, do you want your son and daughter to eat, won't they want to eat roast duck, people can't be so selfish, they can't eat by themselves and don't think about their families." ”

Ye Peng: "I'm speechless. ”

Mo Bai: "Draw up a budget, how much is 10 roast ducks?"

Ye Peng: "This simple, Quanjude's roast duck is 190, and 10 is 1900 pieces." ”

Mo Bai: "How can you have roast duck without wine, plus 1,000 yuan for wine." ”

Ye Peng was shocked: "Drink 1,000 yuan of wine!!"

Mo Bai: "No, now the common people can even drink 2,000 yuan of Moutai wine, why can't those of us who serve the country drink it?"

Ye Peng: "......"

Mo Bai: "Don't stop talking, you can calculate how much it is." ”

Ye Peng: "Do you still have to count this, primary school students know that 10 roast ducks are a total of 1,900 yuan, plus 1,000 yuan of wine money, 2,900 yuan." ”

Mo Bai: "Okay, just draw up a budget of 2,900 yuan." ”

Ye Peng: "Hey, section chief, why do you pay 2,900 yuan, just write 3,000 yuan." ”

Mo Bai shook his head resolutely: "Hmm, how can this be done, this is against the principle." Isn't the country's money money, can the country's money be wasted, and saving a little is a little. ”

As soon as this sentence came out, the audience applauded.

"Good. ”

"Well acted. ”

This sentence is simply a satirical satire of those leaders who eat and drink at public expense. ”

On the surface, they are honest, just like writing a budget, they can write 3,000 yuan and write 2,900 yuan, and they also make a high-sounding reason, which is to save money for the country. ”

Even the three judges who had opinions about Mo Bai just now became serious at this time.

Although they have prejudices about Mo Bai, I have to say that this sketch is indeed extremely ironic.

Compared with Jia Ling's "Crossing the Road", it is much more profound.

Ye Peng: "I don't even know what to say." ”

Mo Bai: "Do you want to say, don't we eat and drink with public funds?"

Ye Peng: "Yes, yes, that's what I think. ”

Mo Bai: "No one cares. ”

Ye Peng: "Ah, why doesn't anyone care?"

Mo Bai: "They eat too." ”

Ye Peng: "......"

The applause reached a climax.

The irony is getting worse and worse.

At the same time, such a plot is getting closer and closer to reality.

Don't the higher-level leaders know about eating and drinking at public expense?

Is eating and drinking in public funds just a matter of one department and one department?

No.

No.

It's not just this one department that has done this, other departments have also done it, and similarly, the higher-level leading cadres have also done it.

Not only have they done it, but some higher-level leading cadres have taken the lead in doing so.

If you don't do this, how can some of the following departments be effective?

Ye Peng: "You eat so blatantly, although the top doesn't care much, but the Commission for Discipline Inspection has taken care of it?"

Mo Bai: "I've really managed this a few times, and ordered our section chief to do an inspection." ”

Ye Peng: "Hey, you should check it well, you can explain to everyone, what's going on with eating roast duck with public money?"

Mo Bai: "Didn't you just say that it was the 139th anniversary of Pavlov's birth. ”

Ye Peng: "But what does this have to do with you?"

Mo Bai: "So we didn't drink the first glass of wine." ”

Ye Peng: "Didn't drink?"

Mo Bai: "Yes, I didn't drink it, I spilled it on the ground." ”

Ye Peng: "What is this for?"

Mo Bai: "Sending our sorrows, we feel sad for the loss of such a great scientist in the world. ”

While acting, Mo Bai said that learning from the section chief, Mo Bai actually shed tears of grief.

"I'm grass, this sketch is acted. ”

"Damn, I really shed tears, I give Mo Bai full marks for this acting. ”

"Mom, if our leading cadres are all like Mo Bai, we must not be played to death. ”

While everyone applauded, they were secretly frightened in their hearts.

Mo Bai: "After such an activity of eating roast duck, this has greatly deepened our understanding of [conditioned reflex]! After drinking, the comrades said happily: Eating vegetables, drinking wine, and learning the advanced theories of foreign scientists with a harass, this form of learning is vivid, lively, novel, and affordable, and we can see and smell it, chew it, and have an aftertaste, and I want to participate in the next activity......

Ye Peng: "I'll go, I'll participate next time." ”

In Ye Peng's shock, the sketch "Clever Name" ended.