Chapter Fifty-Six: Ascending the Knife Mountain
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"Wow, aren't you the horse face of the bull-headed horse?" I pretended to be surprised, and said a word, trying to find out his identity. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Oh! how do you know?" the horse's eyes widened, and he looked at me like a monster, incredulous.
I was so happy that I laughed and said, "You take a mirror and look at yourself, and you will soon know why." ”
The horse's head was angry and shouted, "Don't interrupt, let me ask you, why do you steal?"
I was furious: "I'm stealing? Bah! I'm so handsome, do I need to steal someone? Who am I stealing, stealing your mother?"
Ma Tou thought about it again, pointed to the interviews, and said, "Why did you steal that woman?"
I was stunned for a moment, when did it become his home? Hum sneered a few times before saying, "It's none of your business, you'd better take care of it." ”
The horse's face was cold and he didn't speak. I realized that my words were very hurtful, in case this horse's head was hidden and was a powerful character, then I was so arrogant, didn't I have to suffer a big loss?
I cleared my throat, smiled all over my face, and patiently explained in what I thought was the most sensual voice: "What about this beauty, it's a woman in my yang world, and now she's down, I'll follow her down, if you don't give ......"
I cried and screamed, "Then I won't live!"
The horse head thought for half a pillar of incense before he sorted out the relationship between me and the visitor, and his tone softened: "It turns out that it is another bad relationship." I really want to fulfill you, but unfortunately, you can't take her away. ”
"Why?" I asked. Actually, I don't think so, although you bulls and horses are not ordinary, but I am also a super ogre who has eaten the Lord of the Ghost Sect, plus my actions are supersonic, can you stop it?
"Hehe, then you can pull one and try!" Ma Tou glanced at the big wooden peg, his smile was very treacherous, not like a joke, I had to give up, and asked, "Then how can I save her?"
The horse's head took two steps closer and lowered his voice: "It's not impossible to save her, because she has committed adultery, and she will suffer forty-nine years of soul-devouring suffering, and to make up for her sins, you need to go up the knife mountain, go to the sea of fire, and soak in the oil pot, can you do it?"
I looked at him with a sharp look in my eyes. Actually, it's not very sharp, mainly to see if he tricked me, I snorted coldly: "Isn't it a change of law to make me die?"
"Amitabha," the horse's head clasped his palms in front of his chest, and with the posture of a poor monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, he pronounced a Buddha horn and said, "Monks don't speak." ”
"Okay. I had no choice but to agree, "Where is Daoshan?"
"Don't worry, you drip the blood on the wooden nails first. Ma Mian said inscrutablely.
I had no choice but to do so. The index finger and middle finger of the left hand were close together, the spiritual power was concentrated on the fingertips, and the spiritual power was silently thought in his heart to be sharper, flowing faster, stretching out his right hand, and slashing in the palm, a bloody mouth immediately appeared in the palm, and the blood gushed out, dripping on the wooden nails, and was completely absorbed by it, leaving only a little mark of burning.
Ma Touwa screamed, I was also very proud in my heart, I used it correctly by mistake, and I gave myself a big face.
Seeing that the wooden nail had a blood-sucking reaction, I believed him three more points and asked, "Where is Daoshan?"
The horse's head walked to the back of the visit, took off three small flying knives from the stone pillar, hummed and laughed a few times, raised his hand above his head, and threw the three flying knives, the flying knives drew a perfect parabola and disappeared into the pale gray mist, "Ding Dong!" The sound of the object falling to the ground came, but strangely, there was only one voice!
My heart trembled violently, three knives, thrown casually, landed on the ground at the same time, and in terms of the arc of the parabola, the flying knives should have already landed, but why did the sound of landing only sound now?
Could it have changed its flight trajectory and flew forward some distance on its own?
These questions made me nervous, but something even more tense was right away, and all I could hear was the clanging of metal and the flash of silver light in the darkness.
The silver light came from far and near, and when it was fifty paces away, I could see clearly that it was a thin-backed long knife, and the long knife came up from under the ground, as if someone had stuck it underground, and if there were really people making trouble underground, it would not be just one or two people, but hundreds of people, because there were at least two thousand new knives every second!
The blades of the newly inserted knives were much shorter than those in the back row, and when they reached my feet, only the finger-length tips were exposed. The soles of my feet were thick, so I couldn't do any real damage, but despite this, I shuddered in the face of the towering sword forest in front of me, and the self-confidence that I had worked so hard to manage suddenly collapsed.
"Haha, looking at your stunned look, I knew you were scared. Hehe, what I threw out was not three ordinary knives, they were cast by the ghost sect master back then, as long as a little ghost spiritual power, you can activate the magic spell and turn into a knife mountain. ”
The horse's head laughed and squinted at me, trying to flatten me.
How can I make him look flat? Immediately crossed his eyebrows and sneered, "It's just a mountain of knives, watch me stomp them flat!" Just as I was about to leap up, the horse's head hurriedly grabbed me and threatened me: "These knives blow their hair and break their hair, and if they hit it, they will be injured if they don't die, and you will die." ”
As soon as I heard some sermons, I whispered to him, "What then?"
"Hehe...... Ma Touyin smiled: "At least wear a pair of shoes, we have special hiking shoes here, eight hundred taels one, one thousand five thousand pairs, see how handsome you look, cheaper, one thousand taels sold to you." ”
I jumped up, kicked him in the face, and scolded, "Fuck you!"
The horse's head flew upside down four or five meters and fell to the floor, "Titicacaca......" bones broke a few times, and he screamed in pain, and the horse's head shouted angrily: "Brother Ma is angry, but the consequences are very serious." ”
His big slap slapped on the ground, and his body rose up. Suddenly, I saw a pale blue thing floating down from the sky, as if it was fast and slow, and landed above his head, and I exclaimed, "Be careful......
"Ah!" the horse's head screamed like a pig, and fell to the floor, foaming at the mouth.
"Hey!" I sighed, "why bother, why be angry, who knows?"
Look at the blue thing, it turns out to be the Ascending Boots. This bastard hasn't gone through the process of recognizing the master, so it's a bit difficult to call.
I can't be too hasty to deal with such a wicked baby, so I said in the gentlest voice: "Wow, boots, you've done such a beautiful job! I'm so happy, let's make out and make love, come." ”
The Ascending Boots were not polite, they flew to my face and kissed me like a storm, and the residual athlete's foot penetrated into my nostrils, and my feet became weak, my throat was blocked, and my facial muscles twitched......
"Alright, good boy, let's work together - cross the knife mountain!" I shook my right arm, and pointed at the sword forest. The boots jumped up violently, turned around and flew, I moved in front of it with a slight movement, stretched out my arms to hold it, and begged bitterly: "I am old and young, and I have not found a wife; Now I can finally save the beauty as a hero, and you can't fulfill me?......
Tears flowed from my eyes and dripped onto the Boots, which slowly quieted down and gently caressed me. My acting skills worked for the second time, which reminded me of those actors in Taiwan, which one can act more shamelessly than me?
In line with the will of the Buddha and the heart of the Bodhisattva, I have to say that the earth's scouts are too visionless, so what is Zhang and what jade, a standard street girl, playing a clown first-class, is called a sexy goddess, hey, the aesthetic of the earthlings is seriously out of balance, and the endocrine is even more dysbalanced, if I am asked to be a star scout, I will definitely choose beautiful women to reduce the audience's visual fatigue......
What does it stink so much? My focus is back on the boots, and his grandmother's is kissing me again......
I struggled to break it away from my face, put it on my foot, and shouted, "Boots, rise, forward!"
The power unit at the bottom of the boot spewed out two pale red flames, carrying me slowly into the air, and the voice of the horse's head suddenly sounded: "That's useless, you must step on the knife and walk up step by step." ”
"Huh?" I wondered how the horse's head could be so tenacious, and when I looked back at him, he was dying, like a freshly castrated stallion, gasping desperately.
As the saying goes: people are dying, and their words are good. He can't protect himself, and there is no reason for him to dare to fool me. I weighed it again and again and decided to do what he said, but this matter still had to be discussed with the Ascending Boots, and a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, and I said: "Although this Ascending Boots has something to do with the sky, it must be a fake and shoddy product, I bet it will never dare to touch the tip of the knife, and then walk up step by step, right, Brother Ma Mian?"
"Ahh The horse head didn't know that I was talking to him, his mind was scattered, and he casually agreed, and the heavenly boots were extremely annoyed, and he shook twice, and bravely landed on the tip of the first knife, which is reasonable, and any low-level thinking creature can't resist the simple stimulation of the outside world, to my surprise, its quality is indeed not very good, a pain in the heart of the heart spreads from the center of the foot along the neural network to the thighs, back, and all the important parts of the body, I dare not stay too long, dancing arms, and running quickly towards the top of the knife mountain.
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