Chapter 186: Women Can't Be Served

But he didn't understand, did this iron egg practice Tai Chi to the highest level? It seems that I should stop fighting fake for the time being, and I can't affect the real Tai Chi. Could it be that Aunt Fangfang's beating people in the air is also a method of practicing qi in Tai Chi?

He felt that Iron Egg was after him. He was already aware of the strange look in his eyes.

If you are really chased and killed by the iron egg, you can't escape!

He thought that before he died, he should honor his cousin Chen Ergou.

He met Chen Ergou. He handed his cousin the two roast chickens he had bought. Chen Ergou was happy, grinning with a big mouth with missing front teeth and said, "Great, I'm hungry for roast chicken, so you sent it." You're really sending cotton firewood in the snow!"

"Isn't the idiom a charcoal in the snow?" Ms. Xu said.

"Cotton firewood can burn the kang and is more practical. My cousin said.

My cousin has already cooked the cakes. Xu Xiaxia drank some wine with him and the four donkeys.

His wife, Xu Xiaxia's second cousin, hid in the house and couldn't see outsiders. Xu Xiaxia tore a roast chicken leg and sent it to her, she stretched out her hand to take it. The second dog was outside, and she retracted her hand again.

She didn't even come out to eat the stew.

"Women can't be served!" Chen Ergou dictated the house rules.

If *** is alive, he will give her a sassy and heroic five-foot gun, and let her shoot Chen Ergou with one shot, right?

Xu Xiaxia was about to bring her a bowl, when Tie Dan broke into the house and looked at Xu Xiaxia with the eyes of Jing Ke when he stabbed King Qin in the TV.

Xu Xiaxia was so frightened that she hid behind Ergou's cousin and said, "He chased and killed me!"

"I can't touch a single hair of him, he's my cousin!" Chen Ergou pointed at Xu Xiaxia and told Tie Dan sharply.

Tie Dan looked at Xu Xiaxia with disdain, turned around and left.

"So you're in danger, I said how did you find me? You're too right, although the iron egg is high and ignores mortals, but you're still respectful when you see me. There must be some misunderstanding between you. You follow me, stay in my house, and promise nothing to happen. ”

"Thank you, cousin!"

My cousin's house can surf the wifi at the neighbor's house, and I can chat with Yaya from time to time.

"Are you married?" she asked him.

"With whom?" he replied.

"Have you ever been in a relationship?"

"I guess we've talked about it. ”

"How did you break up?"

"I fell into the dung pit and she thought I was dirty. ”

"Why don't you go see her after you take a shower?"

"I can't find a bathhouse. ”

"Still looking for a bathhouse? A man should go to rivers and lakes to cut the waves. ”

"Hmm. ”

"I want to hear about it. ”

Xu Xiaxia told her the details one by one. But he didn't say that he was ugly at his ancestry, only that Aunt Fangfang thought he was poor and sour and had a low background.

After hearing this, she said: "I deeply sympathize. Look at the opening point, if you have the right one, I'll introduce you to one. ”

Xu Xiaxia said: "Thank you, you are so good. ”

"General," she said. ”

Yes, you're average, not very good. If you're good, you know that you're chasing you, so you don't have to worry about finding someone else to introduce me.

"Are you married?" asked Xu Xiaxia.

"It's over, it's gone. ”

"What are you looking for?"

"Still looking for him like that. ”

choked Xu Xiaxia and couldn't recommend herself.

"Do you like me?"

"Hmm. Just know you've seen it. ”

"If I had breast cancer and had surgery to remove it, would you still chase me?"

Huh, you've had that scary surgery, no wonder Tie Dan divorced you!

All day the next day, Xu Xiaxia was terrified of the question Yaya asked last night. At night, I didn't want to talk to her at all.

However, it was past 11:30 o'clock, and she applied for a video chat.

He was genuinely apprehensive to the WeChat chat.

Seeing that she was wearing pajamas, very beautiful and beautiful, and making sure that there was no sign of serious surgery, he stopped trembling physically and mentally.

"What are you busy with today?" he asked, his mind blank, and he asked weakly.

"I taught the kindergarten children a new nursery rhyme with a dance. Now I'll teach you:

"There is a little bird named Dangdang, when it falls on the top of the head, I top it, when it falls on the shoulder, I twist it, when it falls on the belly, I rub it, when it falls on the mouth, I kiss it, wood. Kids, do it again, wood. ”

"There is a little bird that is famous ......," Xu Xiaxia always remembered only one sentence.

"Do you remember the wrong sentence?" she accused. Her voice is beautiful. The beautiful voice is like a broom, slowly sweeping away the terror in his heart.