Chapter 273: Overkill

"Yo, you have this kind of Coca-Cola at home, too?

Hong Yanwu never knew that he was an outsider, and he was really happy to see Coke. After lighting the cigarette, he picked up a bottle and poured it into the air. I also habitually hiccuped comfortably.

This surprised Ye Xuan, who was still thinking about seeing him out of trouble.

"Have you ever drunk?"

Hong Yanwu pursed his lips and began to be imaginative.

"Cut, you look down on people too much. Isn't it just a bottle of American soda? Girl, let me tell you, just this thing, my parents drank it back then. Does Ruan Lingyu know? Lao Huhai's movie actor used to be an advertising model for Coca-Cola, and she could see posters of her drinking Coca-Cola all over Shanghai. To put it bluntly, this is what was gone in the past and is back, nothing new. Actually, this thing was first invented by an American pharmacist, and it seems to be a potion for colds......

Ye Xuan was immediately stunned.

"Yo, really, I really don't know, no wonder it smells of medicine...... Hey, no, how do you know that? ...... You're not lying to me, are you?"

"Hey, how do I know that? It's called insight, it's called humanistic knowledge. It doesn't matter if you don't believe it, I don't blame you, you're young, you don't have the ability to distinguish, I'll tell you another one. Yang Zi has that kind of sugar-coated M&M chocolate at home, just like pills, which are also American, you must have eaten them, right?"

"Oh, I see. It turns out that you drank Coke at Yang's house last time, and this is all what Brother Wei Fan told you, isn't it?"

"Pull it down. Yang Zi is also a turtle, and even instant noodles are shown to me as a good thing. If you don't know what, let's go on, there is a property of that American chocolate candy that you must not have noticed. Other chocolates melt in your hand and get stained everywhere. But the United States will not melt if it does not see water, and it will be fine no matter how you hold it in your hands. Let me tell you, this chocolate has a well-known advertising slogan, which translates to 'only in the mouth, not in the hand'......"

"Hey, as soon as you say it, it seems to be true, why didn't I pay attention to it in the past......"

"Look, if you don't listen, you don't know, the world is wonderful. Most people are like that, they tend to ignore many wonderful things and take them for granted. Only a truly wise person, a far-sighted person, can discover the difference in the ordinary, see the magical truth, and spread these to the world, universalizing all sentient beings......"

"Cut! You're here again. Don't stink, why do you have to brag about everything? You're so capable, then I'm going to ask you. Can you dance?"

Hong Yanwu was really vigilant about this problem

He thought that if he wanted to say yes, then he would have to jump? This lonely man and widow were in the same room, and it was better to chat. Dancing together doesn't seem quite right.

So in order to avoid falling into this situation, he turned his mind and deliberately exaggerated the opposite.

"Will you? Let me tell you, I can dance everything in Zhongzi Dance, Group Dance, Yangge, Xinjiang Dance, and I can dance well? If you want to see me perform, you can, but you have to buy a ticket......

Sure enough, Ye Xuan was immediately amused by this kind of pretending to be stupid.

"I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about ballroom dancing. It's popular out there now......"

However, what made Hong Yanwu a little miscalculated was that Ye Xuan did not discourage the idea of dancing because of this, but even more energetic.

"It doesn't matter if you don't. I'll teach you. Actually, it's very easy to learn, you can walk and dance, you follow the rhythm of the music, and you will ...... after a while."

Hong Yanwu hurriedly showed weakness.

"Don't, don't, I'm stupid at that. You can't teach me. I didn't have a sense of rhythm, so I was hospitalized by our music teacher in elementary school......"

"It's okay, what are you afraid of? No one laughs at you......"

As Ye Xuan spoke, he pushed the coffee table in the big room by himself, and then turned on the radio.

Hong Yanwu was really a little anxious and made a final effort.

"I'm afraid, I'm afraid to step on your feet. Are you stupid or not, you are difficult for me, but it is actually difficult for yourself......"

But with Teresa Teng's singing floating in the room, Ye Xuan took the cigarette in Hong Yanwu's hand and snuffed it out.

"I'd love to. You've got to learn! I've found someone you're not good at, and I'm going to be your teacher this time......"

Hey, look, this is still rushing ducks to the shelves, and it won't work if you don't jump.

No way! Women are willful, and no one is in a way. Since it's coming, jump and jump.

Hong Yanwu could only reluctantly hug Ye Xuan's waist, hold her hand and "learn" the "four steps" with her.

As everyone knows, the real mallet is Ye Xuan.

This girl may have just learned, and she is not very proficient, she really treats walking as a jump, and sometimes she can't step on it, but Hong Yanwu kicked her several times. It's a very simple tune, and the dance is particularly awkward and stumbling.

The more Hong Yanwu jumped, the more he felt aggrieved, and he couldn't help but increase the strength of his hands, and unconsciously began to play the leading task of men. As a result, the quality of the cooperation between the two has improved rapidly.

Just when Ye Xuan was full of surprise, the two ended the song perfectly.

Of course, Ye Xuan also followed.

"You can't dance? Forget it, who are you fooling? You're clearly a dance veteran! You will, right? Why don't you admit it? Do you want to cover up that you often dance with girls outside, or do you deliberately want to see me laugh!"

"Oh my God, it's so hard to be a human being. You see, you always say that I brag and show off, and I finally decided to take your opinion, so be modest. It turned out to be a crime of concealment again. Is there still a way for me to live?"

Hong Yanwu's work of fooling people is perfect, and there is no time when he has no words.

No, in the face of Ye Xuan's stormy counts and questions, he had an innocent face, but it made Ye Xuan seem to be at fault.

"You can really use strong words, and you actually say black into white!"

"What is this called, it is supposed to be on my side. ”

Ye Xuan became more and more angry, and couldn't help but punch Hong Yanwu, "Don't be stinky and beautiful, you are simply a fallacy and heresy!"

Hong Yanwu pretended to be serious.

"That's not right for you, to be honest, I'm a person who actually likes to reason with others. You're like this, why do you make me think you're making a sour? You're not angry and jealous, are you?"

At this point, he sighed bitterly.

"Come to think of it, someone originally wanted to be a teacher to show off. It's a pity that I am not familiar with the dance steps, and I show a lot of timidity, but I let the students educate me, which is really embarrassing enough......"

Of course, this run made Ye Xuan even more angry.

"I'm absolutely sure that you just deliberately set me up. Well, your intentions are too sinister. From you, I can figure out the word 'bastard'!"

But she is angry with her, Hong Yanwu still looks sanctimonious, not impatient or impatient.

"Comrade Xiao Ye, you are such an elegant person, it's not interesting to scold people. To be honest, I really sympathize with you. But I also hope that you will learn a lesson and never say what you are good at in front of me in the future. I'm begging you. Because there's probably nothing you can do better than mine, except to have children......"

This time it was a complete puncture of the balloon. was so angry that Ye Xuan completely broke out.

shouted "You're too bad!", she gritted her teeth and pounced on Hong Yanwu, Hong Yanwu ran away with a smile and avoided, and the two pulled and pulled into a mess.

Suddenly, the two of them suddenly fell silent.

This is because Ye Xuan stumbled when chasing Hong Yanwu, and he was about to fall, so Hong Yanwu quickly turned around and caught her.

As a result, Ye Xuan completely threw himself into Hong Yanwu's arms and hugged him tightly.

It was the first time that the two of them had been so close to each other, and they stared silently, both involuntarily stunned.

And just when Hong Yanwu woke up and realized that something was wrong, Ye Xuan's red and hot cheeks were already pressed against his chest, and his eyes were gently closed.

At this time, Hong Yanwu was a real piece of wood, and he also understood what this meant. Unexpectedly, I couldn't help but feel a deep sense of remorse.

It's like playing with fire between men and women, it's all too young's fault!

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