There is an individual who applies to add iron eggs as WeChat friends. Tie Dan saw that the avatar was a young and charming woman with a university in Beijing as the background, so he asked:

"Who are you?"

"I'm your mother. The other party replied.

"I'm your mother!" replied angrily.

"I'm really your mother, good son. ”

"Look at your photos so young and gorgeous, how old are you?"

"21 years old. ”

"You have my 21-year-old son at 21?"

"I was born to you when I was 21 years old. ”

"What's the background in your photo?"

"Add me as a friend, and I'll tell you. ”

Tie Dan reluctantly agreed.

"That's the school where your dad taught. ”

"I have a father?"

"Who doesn't have a father?"

"Monkey King doesn't have it. ”

"That's, made up. ”

"Then why did my father abandon us and leave?"

"It's not about abandoning, it's me throwing him away. ”

"What the hell is going on?"

"I think your mother was a public teacher in the city back then! Once, a Jeet Kune Do master who was a martial arts professor at a university in Beijing came to our school to teach boxing. ”

"Did you learn Jeet Kune Do?"

"No, I don't have the heart to learn that, just calculate how to hook up with him. ”

"Did the hookup work?"

"How can there be you if you don't succeed?"

"Mother, you're stupid. ”

"I'm not stupid. I have admired martial arts masters since I was a child, and I just want to get a seed of a martial arts master. ”

"Did he marry you later?"

"Nope. ”

"Negative man?"

"No, he was originally a married man. ”

"You've robbed someone else's love?"

"Snatching, just snatching for a while. ”

"And then have a connection with him?"

"No, I don't. I don't like his people, I just like his kung fu. ”

"I see. ”

After a pause, my mother transferred 10,000 yuan.

"Son, you shouldn't have spent it, right? Mother not only learned to play WeChat chat, but also transferred money!"

The iron egg immediately turned back. But the mother didn't accept it.

Tie Dan sent the details of his recent income to his mother.

"My son's kung fu genes are finally working—— my mother cheered.

"By the way, mother, aren't you a public teacher, why did you become a nanny?"

"I gave birth to a child out of wedlock, I didn't have a pregnancy certificate, I didn't have a birth certificate, and I was expelled from public office. ”

"What a price!"

"Have you ever heard the story of a hen who cut off her legs in order to become an eagle, and then flew into the sky and became an eagle?"

"Isn't that what you used to tell me when I was little?"

"My mother has successfully become an eagle, although she is the first in the eagle class. ”

"My mother is great. ”

"Thank you son for the compliment. ”

Mother, you're such a wonderful—— I didn't send this sentence.

After a while, Tie Dan sent a WeChat message to his mother again: "Mother, why didn't we practice Jeet Kune Do, only Tai Chi?"

"The old pile of Jeet Kune Do is Tai Chi. Bruce Lee was able to do high kung fu because he first practiced tai chi and learned it from his father. ”

"Oh. Mother, I'm rich, don't work outside. ”

"That's not going to work. Don't worry, son, I won't spend a penny on my children until I die. I've seen too many people who fight to the death and divorce in order to give money to their parents, and brothers and sisters who compare bayonets to see red. Isn't there a widely circulated micro-video recently, my sister asked my brother for money: You don't have time to serve your mother, we serve, you pay some money. The elder brother angrily reprimanded his sister and pushed it aside, and the sister-in-law was also fierce. Then after walking over, my brother secretly took the money out of his pocket and threw it on the ground, and asked my sister to pick it up......"

"But Yaya is not that kind of person. And I'm just one of you's children. ”

"Son, don't talk about it, my mother is well-informed. When the husband and wife divorce, others look at the sawing tree, and the parties are heartbroken. Brothers play with their lives, others look at lightning splitting the clouds, beautiful and eye-catching, but the clouds cry heavy rain and even hail. ”

"Husbands and wives come from marriage, brothers shouldn't be, right?"

"Son, the same clouds that rose from the pond to the sky, some are only blue sky and white clouds, he does not have that ability, and the old man is satisfied when he sees his happiness. Some are highly rainy cumulonimbus clouds, which may be lucky or self-struggling, or it may be that parents are trying to help him with artificial rainfall. There are also artificial rains that have worked hard, but they have not been effective. It's a bit difficult to make the white clouds and black clouds rain as well. ”

"But I'm really rich, I won't lie to you, mother. ”

"Son, there is no seam at the top and no seams at the bottom, and there is no time at the bottom pain. If you have time to say words of filial piety to me, you will already be an outstanding and good son! Niang is a person who thinks freely, and is different from ordinary people. Okay, I'm going to work, I'm not going to talk to you, bye-bye!"