Chapter 103: Your Cheapness Is My Cheapness
"You ......"
"Amitabha!
"That sounds familiar? I ...... Do I know you?"
"You don't know my mother, you know me!"
In a word, everyone at the scene laughed.
"You forgot...... Aphrodisiac!massage!"
Zhang Hao also deliberately stretched out his hand and pinched it, that expression was really bad.
"You...... You...... You have made me so miserable, but I can be regarded as finding you. Today, Lao Tzu has to cut you. ”
Haoran remembered the suffering he had suffered before, and he was angry, so he went up and grabbed Zhang Hao's clothes.
What about Zhang Hao?
was not in a hurry, and was not afraid of color, but turned his head and shouted at the other tricks behind him, "Comrades, take a magnifying glass, a good mobile phone and a camera, Hao Da Star has beaten someone, and he has to beat a monk." Shall we all make headlines for him?"
"Good!"
Eat people with a short mouth, and take people softly.
What's more, Master Zhang Hao and Miss Sang Yu are fighting with this big star in order to maintain their dignity, can they be cowardly?
For a while, everyone took out their mobile phones and clicked on the camera.
"Hit! Hao Da Star, we are waiting for you to make the headlines tomorrow. ”
"That's it, hurry up!"
"It's definitely going to be popular tomorrow, an authentic traffic student!"
These people talked a lot, and suddenly Haoran really couldn't fight.
He is the idol of thousands of girls, beating a monk, how can he hold his face when this is preached?
"Master, hehe...... Hello!"
This thing immediately squeezed out a smile that was more ugly than crying, and took the initiative to shake hands with Zhang Hao. He also whispered out a sentence from between his teeth, "What do you want to do? I have no grievances with you, right? It's not enough for you to cheat me once?"
"Donor, the four major monks are empty, so why do you have a grudge? It's just that the little monk can't see the benefactor's conduct, so he stands up and speaks. ”
"Phew, you don't have to me. Let me tell you, you don't have to worry about my affairs! If you come out stronger, I'll kill you when the time comes, do you believe it?"
"Amitabha! See, in the pure place of Buddhism, this big star actually threatens a little novice. The Buddha said, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell. Donor Haoran, kill me quickly. Come and get me to sprinkle ......"
Zhang Hao is really called a cheap, but so many people are watching, Haoran is not beaten, nor is he scolded. He's also afraid of making headlines, this has just become a little famous, do you really want to go to the headlines?
"Okay, okay, you're amazing, you're amazing! ”
Speaking of this, Haoran turned his head and looked at Zhao Sangyu over there, and smiled coldly, "Let's see! Find a monk to give you a head, you are really promising." Miss Sangyu, the road is still long, let's ride a donkey and read the record book!"
After speaking, with a shake of his hand, the goods left in a huff amid everyone's coaxing.
The extras felt the victory, this is a classic battle in which a small man defeats a big star.
Zhang Hao didn't say a word, add two dishes to all of you, everyone eat and drink well!
Walking to the side of the fire, he began to cut a cucumber shred, I have to say, Zhang Hao's cooking skills are really scary, I saw the knife shuttling back and forth, and then the cut cucumber shreds were so thin that they could thread the needle.
After Zhao Sangyu reacted from Haoran's intimidation just now, he also blushed for a while. originally wanted to stand out for everyone, but he lost face in front of the male god, and in the end, he had to come forward to protect himself.
The thought of what happened at school made her even more shy.
"Sangyu, Sangyu, you can't be like this, you have to grow up as soon as possible!
"Brother Hao, do you need my help?"
"Hey, can you do this as a big star?" Zhang Hao was a little surprised when he saw Zhao Sangyu coming over.
"Ha, Brother Hao doesn't look down on people! In the past, I also helped my grandmother cook. Zhao Sangyu pouted.
"You can help me wash the vegetables over there, it's too dangerous for you to use a knife. ”
Hearing Zhang Hao's words, Zhao Sangyu originally wanted to fight for face. But...... As soon as I saw Zhang Hao's swinging knife and terrifying knife skills, I thought about it.
She hadn't cooked in a long time, and she probably couldn't lift the kitchen knife. Instead of fighting for face, it is better to play a big knife in front of Guan Gongmen.
While washing the dishes, Zhao Sangyu whispered, "Brother Hao, thank you, if it wasn't for you just now, ......"
"You're wrong! Without me just now, there would have been a large group of performers who would have come forward to trouble that kid. It's too much, it's only been a few months since its debut, and it's not going to work. If he is red, won't he fly to the sky at that time? ”
"Alas, I don't know what Mr. Chen thinks? A lot of the company's resources are tilted towards Haoran, doesn't she know what this guy is like?"
Maybe Mr. Chen looked at Haoran and wanted to make a little white face. ”
"Hehe, if Mr. Chen really wants to make a little white face, then it is also Brother Bao Hao! You are much more handsome than Haoran, and your character is too good to say. ”
"This ...... The little monk is a monk who has escaped into the empty door and does not covet this worldly thing. ”
"Puff~"
Seeing that Zhang Hao looked decent, Zhao Sangyu couldn't help but laugh. This little girl is pure and cute, and she can really fascinate people when she laughs.
"Brother Hao, if I didn't know that you have only been a monk for three months, I would really believe you! Speaking of which, you really don't have to say anything about your acting skills, it's a pity not to mix in the entertainment industry. ”
"The mulberry donor is too praised!"
"Miss Sangyu, Miss Sangyu!"
Just when the two were chatting happily, the director who was chatting with Haoran over there waved at her.
"What's wrong, Director!"
Zhao Sangyu was stunned, and was a little reluctant to leave Zhang Hao's side.
"Brother Haoran has some ideas, I want to add some drama, and everyone will discuss the next plot. ”
"This ......"
As soon as he heard that it was Haoran's request, Zhao Sangyu was a little scared.
Zhang Hao smiled, "Sang Yu, go ahead! Don't worry, that kid dares to be a moth, there is your brother Hao." Amitabha, it should be said that there are little monks. ”
"Well, Brother Hao, thank you, I'll go first. ”
"Go ahead!"
As soon as she walked on her front foot, Hongbi, Hongyuan, and Hongsheng hurriedly ran over. Those thieves are the same as their mother's thieves.
"Senior Brother Honghao, I didn't expect you to know a big star!"
"I know her boss. Just yesterday you knocked on the door and asked people to go to my room......"
As soon as they said this, the faces of the three of them were as if they had eaten dead flies.
What the hell is this stinky boy? You know so many big people?
"Senior Brother Honghao, what happened in the past...... What a offense, what a offense!"
"I hope you don't remember the villain, and don't worry about us!"
"That is, if you become the host in the future, I believe that the spiritual temple will definitely be able to make the spiritual temple prosperous. ”
Three of you, you say a word, I say a word.
Hearing this, Zhang Hao became angry for a while, and then scolded them, "Senior brother, we are monks, how can we be greedy for worldly possessions?"
This scolding, the two of them were embarrassed for a while, and they were all muttering somewhere, "Sins and sins!"
With a sigh, Zhang Hao also knew that he had to be forgiving and forgiving, not to mention that he would continue to spend three months here.
As the saying goes, a strong dragon does not suppress the head snake, and the open gun is easy to dodge and the dark arrow is difficult to prevent!
"Well, as you can see, in fact, I, a monk, also have a constant connection with the mortal world. To tell you the truth, I don't have any idea about the position of host. Even if Master and his old man give me the position, I can't be a monk for the rest of my life, and I will leave here after three months, I hope that these three months of cultivation will be convenient for the senior brothers!"
After saying this, the three of them were happy.
If you don't say it early, if you don't say it early, if you want to say it early, why should everyone fight to the death.
Think about it, there are so many beautiful girls, and all of them are either stars, eldest ladies or female presidents.
If they are replaced, they will all return to the vulgar and marry their daughters-in-law.
Now after hearing Zhang Hao explain things clearly, they immediately changed their faces, they were polite to Zhang Hao, and asked their disciples to hurry up to cook, so that Uncle Honghao could rest and rest.
Zhang Hao was depressed! Damn, it's really powerful.
I just stopped here, but I didn't expect something to happen over there.
I saw Zhao Sangyu's face pale, and he shouted angrily, "Impossible! Don't even think about it." ”
"Oh, Miss Sangyu, this isn't filming. He's the male lead, and you're the female lead, which is a normal thing. ”
"That's not going to work! You let me shoot a kiss scene with this garbage, and a paving scene, director! You're too much. ”