When I left the boulder under my feet and looked at it from a distance, I believed Xiaocan's words: The boulder they were standing on just now turned out to be not one foot of the Leshan Giant Buddha, but one of the toes of the Giant Buddha.

So he exclaimed: It is really wise and foolish. When we stand on the toes of the Buddha, we can't find his feet, and why he doesn't pull out the grass on his body, who can guess the real thoughts?

In the future, you can't spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain. We must gradually broaden our minds. In the future, I will study the writings of leaders......

Then Xiaocan led her to visit Mount Emei.

The two of them first went to the golden summit of Emei to watch the sunrise.

But I don't know who brought in hundreds of billions of tons of fog, filled the ditches with the horizon, and built the sun in them.

"The sun really can't come out. Xiao Can said.

"If the buds of the jujube tree can arch out from under the bricks, the sun should be stronger!" Xiaohong said.

"Yes. But it will take days, if not months, and we can't wait. ”

"Then we won't wait for it!" said Xiaohong, who shoved her hand into his palm.

"Okay, let's go to more fun places to hang out. ”

"Yes, the sun will be left to look at it on the roof of my hometown. ”

"But, it seems, you have to take a shortcut. The shortest straight line between two points. ”

"Yes, let's take the cable car!"

So, the two of them were surprised and delighted to get into the cable car.

I'm scared. Hurry up and hug each other.

As long as we are together, there will always be a chance to hug each other.

After the cable car, she said, "I want to ride the slider." ”

"Sitting on a slider is a bourgeois way of life. He said.

"I want to simulate marriage. ”

"Marry whom?"

"You. ”

So he hired a slider and lifted her up.

In the evening, they wanted to stay in a small hotel with the largest inscription "The smallest hotel in Emeishan".

"What does the smallest mean?" they asked the proprietress .

"There are only one or two rooms, and only those who have escaped from marriage are allowed to make a private lifelong commitment. On days when there are no customers, you can also receive travel and get married to enter the cave room. We started our business with the aim of building the world's smallest hotel chain. ”

"How much?"

"500 a night. ”

"It's too expensive. ”

"Including the money for the [marriage certificate of the smallest hotel]. ”

"False testimony?"

"Nope. If you don't have a household registration book and are under the age, you should first apply for a marriage certificate recognized by both men and women. ”

"Then we'll do it too!" Xiao Can and Xiao Hong said in unison.

The proprietress nodded, and then served the meal.

Because the rice in the south was fragrant and spicy, they ate steaming hot.

After the meal, I started to apply for the [Minimum Hotel Marriage Certificate].

It was done in 2 minutes.

The proprietress handed them the two flaming copies of the [Minimum Hotel Marriage Certificate]. Their hearts swelled with red waves.

When I got to the room, I decided to taste the core taste of love together.

It turns out that love is such a colorful sweetness, sweet color.

"If you work a day at night, your cousin won't deduct your salary. ”

"No, it won't. ”

"Is there such a good place to work in the world?"

"It's a pro-three-way street. ”

"Then aren't you stained with people's light in vain? ”

"Relatives don't care about that. Do you think, when he was a child, maybe my father hugged him and didn't ask for wages? Maybe my mother fed him, but he didn't ask for milk money, right? ”

"Alright, let's get a good night's sleep. ”

"But you are too bold to dare to sleep with beautiful women. ”

"You are more daring, dare to sleep with the most beautiful man in the world. ”

I slept the hardest sleep in the world.

Quiet. Quietly come to listen to the breeze of the room and return home.

But after half a sleep, she suddenly woke up.

I had a strange dream: Xiaocan was marrying another woman, and I panicked when I saw her.

And the "other woman" is the proprietress of the smallest inn. She used to look like the most beautiful woman in the world, but now in a wedding dress, she is more than 100 times more beautiful.

She sat up in amazement, turned on the light, woke Xiao Can, and asked him for the [Minimum Hotel Marriage Certificate].