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Then it was time for me to perform, I cleared my throat and said: "People are not romantic, only for poverty, the reason why heroes and heroes pull the hook for others must also have a hard time." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Yes, yes......" This sentence spoke to everyone's hearts, most of them responded loudly, and some people nodded silently, estimating that they are the kind of people whose conscience is really stifled by life.

I straightened up, tried to create a sense of power, and said, "But you're lucky to have met me, I'm the craziest man in the world." ”

As I spoke, I carefully observed their faces, and saw a few of them laughing very smilingly, I didn't have to think about it to know that they were bad men, bad men are the most prone to bad things, not to mention anything else, and later they would have to scream when they saw the beautiful women in the cave, which made people panic and waste my precious testing time.

With the experience just now, the spiritual power has been able to be used freely, I slowly gathered the spiritual power on my right arm, and made a set of self-created divine dragon palm techniques, and the five big mudras hit the five bad men respectively, breaking them into five meat patties.

Everyone looked at me in astonishment, and I sneered: "Don't play waves in front of Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is the first ronin in the world, nicknamed the Nine Heavens God Wave." Line up, go in one by one, the girl inside is waiting for you, she will let you out when she is happy, as long as you can come out, then I," I patted my chest and wrote a check: "I will take you safely." ”

The prisoners were overjoyed, this one said: "Oh yes yes~" and that one said: "Oh la la~" Later, I don't know who took the lead, they actually clapped their hands in groups of two and two, and sang a children's rhyme: "You shoot one, I shoot one, one radish smiles; you shoot two, I shoot two, find a sister to come * ......"

I was dumbfounded, no wonder someone said, "If a person is cheap, he is invincible!" I now understand why the underworld should deal with these bastards as soon as possible.

These bastards are so cheap!

The distribution of the reefs on the blood river is not even, some of the two reefs are more than two zhang apart, the little ghosts have mana, it is not difficult to jump over, but this group of prisoners is a real three-no product, if you want character without character, if you want mana without mana, I had to put those prisoners who couldn't jump off the river one by one to the south end of the cave door, when I was holding Wang Lifa, I asked him: "Do you have a son named Wang Ziteng?"

Wang Li stared at me in surprise: "How do you know?"

I asked him, "Have you ever done such a thing, if not, then I'll take you out, and if so, and you lie, then we both have to die." ”

Wang Lifa hesitated for a while, looked at my serious expression, nodded, and said, "I have done this kind of foolish thing, and it is all caused by righteousness." ”

"His mother's," I scolded him casually, and said, "Don't be fooled by the beautiful woman when you go in later,"

"Don't worry," Wang Lifa smiled slightly, and he said: "There is only one woman in my heart, and no one can enter my heart except her." ”

I smirked, "Good." Suddenly a good idea came to mind from these words, and I put down Wang Lifa and went straight to the passage to the east.

When I came to the passage, I sighed again, this passage was extremely dark, and layers of mist were released from the small holes in the stone walls on both sides, and I couldn't see my fingers. It's too weird to be afraid to trespass, so I just move forward carefully.

A white shadow floated in, I hurriedly rubbed my hands, and the white shadow suddenly said, "Is it big brother?"

I heard the voice of the green-haired ghost, and I breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Yes." ”

Walked with the green-haired ghost for a while, and entered a round field with walls on all sides, the ground was full of wine jugs and wine glasses, and the imps made a group of four, and played dice.

The green-haired ghost was their boss, and as soon as we entered, all the imps looked this way, and then they hurriedly got up and retreated to the roots of the walls on either side, and stood next to the wall.

I said, "Everybody keep playing, leave me alone, hahaha......"

They all looked at the green-haired ghost, and the green-haired ghost smiled: "Brothers, keep playing, it's okay." ”

We walked to the middle stone lean and sat down, and the green hairy ghost asked me, "Isn't the eldest brother in a hurry, why don't you supervise them?"

I no longer smiled, and said very seriously: "This kind of test ghost can guess, must not play cards according to common sense, how many of them stupid will obediently show their hearts? They dare to break the law, and they have not been punished in the yang world, and their IQ is high, so, I want to ask you if you can test the magic weapon that they love the most, and then change according to the appearance of their lover, so that to confuse them, the accuracy rate is high." ”

It has become a habit for the green-haired ghost to pat himself on the back: "It's still the eldest brother who thinks thoughtfully, and the younger brother admires it, the wisdom of our group of ghosts can't compare to you." ”

I smiled and said, "Of course, I am also a victim of China's exam-oriented education, and my IQ can definitely talk about the socialist revolution with Marx." ”

The green-haired ghost laughed and asked seemingly casually, "Who is Marx?"

I was smiling proudly, and I was stunned when I heard this, but I was very calm, and casually said: "Marx is not, is not it, Engels!"

"Ha, ha, ha," the green hair smiled: "Yes, Marx is Engels, brothers say, right." ”

All the imps praised in unison: "That's right!"

"Hahaha......" all the ghosts laughed in unison, and the howling of ghosts like crying resounded through the valley.

I was tired of laughing, and shouted, "Laughing ghost, why don't you do it quickly?"

The laughter stopped abruptly, and the imps stared at me blankly, not quite believing how quickly I changed their faces. The green-haired ghost was also stunned for a moment, but resolutely exerted his fearless revolutionary spirit of wearing thousands of sycophants, and said: "The eldest brother can maintain his calm nature in the midst of pride, and this indifference and wisdom make me admire the five-body throw, the younger brother will do it, the eldest brother, please rest assured, under the wise leadership of the eldest brother, under the illumination of the aura of wisdom of the eldest brother, I swear, if I don't succeed, I will cut off my ghost head and use it as a wine pot for the eldest brother." ”

I glanced at him, not only did he have long and green hair, but his face was greener like a crispy watermelon, and the black hair in his nostrils stretched straight to his beard, and it was okay not to laugh, but when he smiled, the nostrils with the size of his thumb began to expand, and the black oily nose hair covered the mustache, shrugged and shrugged, indescribably disgusting, and said that he wanted to be a wine jug for me, I unceremoniously refused his loyalty, and severely criticized him: "Your big head is ugly like a watermelon, how can you use a handsome guy with status like me as a wine jug?" I think it's just a urinal, and you swear you need to be a little professional!"

"Yes, yes, yes, yes," the green-haired ghost agreed.

But he smiled again, his nose hair twitched even more than just now, he picked up a glass of wine, handed it to me, and said, "Big brother, please drink, little brother will do it immediately." ”

I put the glass under my nose and sniffed it, it was fragrant, but I held back and said, "Do a good job, you will be kings one day." ”

The green-haired ghosts only went out for a while, and then the matter was done, and I waited for their beautiful ghosts to report the final results.

The little ghosts have nothing to do, and they play dice again, I look interesting, go to a circle, see how they play, the owner is a big-headed ghost, it is said that the big-headed ghost is smarter, the big-headed ghost holds a bamboo tube, shakes it loudly, and urges other stupid ghosts: "Hurry up and press fast, press big and press small, buy it without leaving your hand, hurry up, don't hesitate, don't have two choices." ”

The three stupid ghosts had no choice but to close their eyes and press down the silver ticket.

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