Chapter 1160: As soon as the cannon sounded, there were ten thousand taels of gold
The Earth-Moon train and the keyhole satellite are basically moving in the same direction, so at this time, the speed of impact is almost the speed of the cannon. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
But the cannon that launches the satellite is actually a toy, which uses mechanical energy to eject, and in order to protect the elements inside the satellite, the speed is not fast.
So after this first blow exploded, there were no obvious scars on the keyhole satellite.
"You're stupid, aim at the camera!"
The American keyhole satellite, which looks the size of a small half subway car, has a row of large and small cameras at the tail, like a caterpillar full of circular markings.
At this time, the satellite's camera is aimed in the direction of the Earth-Moon train.
"Look at me!" Li Jipeng turned the muzzle of the gun slightly, so that the dotted line was aimed at the largest camera in it, charging power, and firing!
With a diameter of several meters, the camera is a super-telescope in space, and in essence, the keyhole satellite is like a Hubble telescope that points its camera at the ground.
The cost of such a satellite is terrifying, and this kind of ultra-large aperture optical lens is also one of the biggest costs.
In addition to the camera, there is also a layer of protective lenses, and with a bang, a clear crack appears on the protective lens.
"Hahaha, it's cracked!" Li Jipeng took a deep breath and grinded his fists: "Come again!"
At this moment, the Pentagon is in an uproar.
Initially, when the first satellite hit the shell of the keyhole satellite, they felt only a slight shudder of the lens.
"It seems to be...... Crashed into the garbage in space?"
This is a common thing, and the United States needs to send a few astronauts up there to repair important artificial satellites.
The Hubble Telescope, for example, has been repaired many times.
If they could, the Americans would really like to follow the example of the Germans and hide a few maintenance engineers in the sewers.
Then they realized something was wrong: "Wait, our satellite has been attacked!"
The footage slowly zoomed in, and through the glass, they saw one of the people who had just peed, manipulating the muzzle of the cannon to attack them.
Everyone present was shocked.
This is a provocation to the great United States!
It's war!
This is a terrible war provoked by the other side on its own initiative!
"We can't tolerate it, we can't tolerate it! Mobilize our anti-satellite weapons and give them a little bit of ...... !" An impassioned general suddenly came out of his mouth with letters starting with F.
On the screen, a silver light shines directly at the camera, exploding in front of the camera in an instant, and then when the ball bounces off and turns into a pile of broken parts, a clear crack appears on the camera.
it, this ...... Do you know how much it costs to launch a keyhole satellite?
Do you know how much it costs to get a camera serviced, how many times an astronaut needs to walk in space, and how long? Do you know that we don't have a space shuttle anymore, and we have to find the Russians to rub the spaceship every time?
What a heartache!
It's so heartbreaking!
"What about our satellite weapons?" the generals furious.
"Well, sir, I thought you weren't going to ......" The officer stood up and was punched in the chest by a bunch of fists.
"Yes, I'll arrange it right away...... The Air Force has already begun to prepare, presumably needing ...... 3 days to prepare. ”
Three days...... Get ready?
"Mankind has never had a real space war before!" This officer is about to cry, our department has made so many reports, and you have always disagreed, saying that the human space war is still far away, stuck in the budget, and now you still blame me?
Hearing this, everyone was a little dazed.
What is it? The space war that has been rotten in science fiction novels and science fiction movies has never been ...... Never happened?
Before Humanity...... There hasn't been a space war at all?
This ...... in front of you Was it humanity's first space war?
How can you lose then!
Must win!
But what do you want to win?
What to use in space against the huge space equipment of the lazy god system?
At this time, the Americans probably understood how this space elevator was built.
Recently, the "Bridge of the Stars" in the east coast has nothing to do to launch something, three days and two ends of the test, the Bridge of the Stars has been running for several months, day and night, the correction needs to be launched in construction, the correction is successful in construction, and it also needs to be launched to celebrate, and it needs to be launched for a festival, but it also needs to be launched for a festival.
Before you know it, so much material has been launched into outer space!
That's probably more than all the matter that humans have ever emitted before!
"If we also have an Earth Treult, no, even if we take a step back, it's just an Earth Treult of the level of the Bridge of Stars, we can do that......"
"If it weren't for some short-sighted people, the Earth Treult would have been almost built now, and the Earth Treult would only need a few launches to make up so much material!"
"What's the ...... of talking about this now?"
In the midst of the argument, someone stood up: "Gentlemen, now that we are facing a war, what we have to do is not to blame each other, but to find a way, how to fight back!"
yes, how to fight back?
While they were arguing, the other side fired several more satellites.
Each shot hit the protective mirror, and finally, the outer protective mirror shattered.
All kinds of flying debris shine in the universe, so beautiful.
But this means that the other party has already captured a city!
"Okay, good job! One more shot, and the lens inside was shattered!"
The outer protective lens is very tough, but the inner lens is unlikely to be so strong.
Li Jipeng took aim excitedly and pressed the launch button.
The red fork appeared on the screen, and Li Jipeng wondered, "What's going on?"
"Your balance is already insufficient. "A hint popped up on the mesh.
"Why is the balance insufficient?" Li Jipeng asked his assistant: "Da Mu, what's the matter?"
"What's the matter? 999, you're so happy!" replied his assistant angrily.
Wait, 999 in one shot? I've shot 6 shots, right......
It's almost 6,000 dollars......
"I remember that I still have more than 7,000 in my account...... "Li Jipeng said stupidly.
"Just now you asked me to tip more, and I gave it......"
"How can this be...... Li Jipeng gritted his teeth, "It can't be like this!"
I just saw the dawn of victory, and I just wanted to give the Yankees a good look, why did it end like this?
"Otherwise, I'll help you apply for some funds from your sister-in-law, and tell her that you launched six satellites to bomb the Yankees in order to shoot and play in space, and you are just reluctant to buy her a bag?
"Don't!" Li Jipeng immediately screamed, some time ago, he set up a small treasury privately, as a fund for the activities of watching trains everywhere, and as a result, all private money was confiscated, and the amount of money spent per month was strictly limited, and every move had to be reported, if his wife knew that it was just for coolness, he would lose 6,000 yuan......
It's all smashed......
"Lao Yang, the rivers and lakes are in emergency, lend me some money. ”
"I'm sorry, I just bought milk powder for my child......"
"Old ......"
"I met a beautiful woman in a nightclub last week and ...... You know ......."
"Brother, who of you ......?"
Li Jipeng suddenly discovered that the group of middle-aged men around him turned out to be a group of poor bastards!
Everyone looked helpless and stood there helplessly.
As soon as the cannon sounded, there were ten thousand taels of gold!
The poor do not have the right to war!
"Damn! It's really unpleasant!" Li Jipeng suddenly pushed the joystick, then stretched his hands forward, and at the same time erected a gesture that is common to the whole world - the middle finger.
"FXXKYOU Yankee!" several impoverished middle-aged men shouted at the same time, raising their middle fingers heroically.
At this time, the Earth-Moon train has gradually slowed down and lowered its altitude.
The two sides briefly crossed tracks, separated again, then one ascended, the other fell, gradually drifted apart, and disappeared from each other's field of vision.
The first space war of mankind finally came to an end because one side was helpless and the other side was shy.
This scene will eventually go down in history, and the five men who raised their middle fingers angrily did not know at this time that they had created history and created a new era for mankind.
From today onwards, aircraft artillery and missiles are a thing of the past.
Mankind has truly ushered in the space age and ushered in the dawn of a new era.
"Di, Higashihama Station has arrived, please prepare to get off the train......"