Zheng Liang called his hometown, and his mother answered. "Liangzi, I just want to tell you something, I heard that the Civil Affairs Bureau has started to authenticate the identity of your people who receive preferential pensions, when will you come back?"

"It's very troublesome for me to go back, can you please ask the verification date, and I will take that day off to go back." ”

The old lady went to the bureau and asked.

A person in the bureau office told the old lady: "I have to ask Chief Zhu about this." ”

"Which office is Chief Zhu in?"

"The first house on the east side of the doorway. ”

The old lady went to see that the door of the house was locked, and a piece of whiteboard paper was pasted on the door, and the paper was printed in black letters: Go to the countryside to carry out identity verification work.

The old lady went back to the office and said, "The door of the house is locked, is there a mobile phone number of Chief Zhu?"

"Yes, yes......" told the old lady her mobile phone number.

The old lady happily took it home and contacted Chief Zhu. "Is the number you calling empty?"

"What's the empty number?" The old lady asked her wife, "Is Chief Zhu a flight attendant—no, he's on a plane?"

"What a flight attendant, what a plane. An empty number is like an empty wallet with no money in it. Empty water tank, no water in it. Empty cupboard, no clothes in it. Empty house, no one lives in it. Aerospace planes, no one in them. Empty movie theater with no one watching movies. ”

"So an empty mobile phone number, that is, just a mobile phone number, no mobile phone?"

"No, it's just a mobile phone, no mobile phone number. No, it's that the mobile phone number is still there, and the person has run away. ”

"Where did the people go?"

"I went to someone's office. People are public officials, and they have to sign in and check attendance every day, and they won't run around. ”

"It's very honorable to have a public office, so why run into the office and let people lock the door from the outside, and dare not come out as if they are shy inside?"

"Why are people shy, the office is not a cave room, he is a man and not a new daughter-in-law who has just entered the cave room. It's not that people don't dare to come out, it's not a war-free card, it's horizontal-let you hit a wall and your head will bleed. ”

"So it's hide and seek?"

"Yes, that's right this time! Chief Zhu went from this mobile phone number to another mobile phone number. ”

"No wonder people can be the head of the unit, it turns out that he is so smart and capable, unpredictable, supernatural, and scheming. ”

"It's good to get it. ”

"What about Zheng Liang's identity verification?"

"Then you have to ask the bureau, I don't count. ”

"Of course you said it, forget it. If you have the final say, I still need to ask for someone's head?"

"What did that person tell you to do? Are you going to travel, aren't you going to ask questions?"

"What kind of trip do I have, have you ever led me on a trip once in your life? The people from the general office of the bureau on the west side of the gate cave asked me to go to the office of the head of the unit on the east side of the gate cave to ask. I went and saw that the door was locked, but I found the war-free card - what a war-free card, I didn't invade the Central Plains, he wasn't Yang Liulang, his surname was Zhu Bu Yang. ”

"I told you everything, people are just hide-and-seek. Can hide and seek allow you to catch it all at once? It will make you walk your legs more and use your brain a little longer. This kind of exercise can prevent cerebral thrombosis, venous thrombosis, and Alzheimer's disease, so why not?"

"Shut up, how boring you say is such a bunch of useless, I'd better ask my son-in-law. ”

The old lady called her daughter, Yaya's mother, and asked her to hand over the mobile phone to Lao Chen to answer the phone.

"Xiao Chenzi? In the past, Zheng Liang's affairs were all done by you running in the town, but now our old couple's household registration has moved to the county seat, Zheng Liang's household registration has moved to Dongsanqi, Beijing, and the identity verification has started again, I went to the bureau to ask, and I met Chief Zhu to play hide and seek for me like this......"