Text Text_Chapter 665 The Most Handsome Oba
Chapter 665: The Most Handsome Oba
"However, isn't the chance of being struck by lightning smaller than winning the lottery?" Then when I am discharged from the hospital, should I try my luck by buying a lottery ticket first?" Song Chuyang smiled, as if he had found a new way to get rich.
Seeing that Lin Fangfei seemed to be still sulking and didn't plan to pay attention to him, Song Chuyang pulled Lin Fangfei's hand with a little force, and motioned for her to come over.
As soon as Lin Fangfei lowered her head, Song Chuyang's eyes were aimed at Lin Yan'er and Du Mingyou, and they also poked their heads over at the same time.
So he gave them a snap of their fingers one by one and told them to flash to the side.
It's a sweet time to be inserted.
Lin Fangfei smiled and put her ear to Song Chuyang's mouth, listening to Song Chuyang's narration, Lin Fangfei's small mouth opened wider and wider, and her face was full of surprise.
"What's wrong, what's wrong?" Xiao You completely carried forward the style of a curious baby, and vowed not to give up without asking for an answer.
"I won't tell you!hmph!" Song Chuyang was still worried about Du Mingyou having just kowtowed to him. He will be struck by lightning and electrocuted, although it will be more or less caused by Du Ming, but it can't really be blamed entirely on her. But just now, when he really kowtowed, it was really Du Mingyou's full responsibility!
"Good Oba...... Good Oba ...... You are the most handsome Oba in the world!" Du Mingyou did everything he could to flatter, and he didn't care if the listener could stand it or not.
Song Chuyang's whole body trembled, more numb than the current passing through his body, but it was comfortable when the current passed through, but now it aroused goosebumps all over his body.
"By the way, did you find that snap?" Song Chuyang adopted a strategy of changing the subject.
"Found it!Don't worry!" Du Mingyou continued to ask, "What did you just say?"
The strategy failed! Song Chuyang shook his head helplessly.
"Go and help me go through the discharge procedures first, and I'll tell you when I get home!" Song Chuyang continued to implement the delaying policy.
Xiao You was about to protest, but Song Chuyang closed his eyes and stopped talking.
"Oba, what did you just say in the hospital?" Du Mingyou continued to carry forward the style of not relieving, not abandoning and not giving up, grabbing Song Chuyang who was lying on the sofa and asking non-stop.
Song Chuyang still closed his eyes and recuperated, not planning to deal with her.
"Just tell me, it's a big deal that I won't bully you in the future, can't I?" Xiao You offered in exchange.
Song Chuyang opened one eye and looked at her: "Then you come here." ”
Xiao You immediately leaned his head over.
Song Chuyang raised his hand and wanted to slam the little girl, but the sparks and lightning that came out could only reach the level of static electricity.
However, Xiao You was still startled and jumped away: "Ouch! Why do you still have static electricity on your body!"
"You definitely don't like to take a bath, your body is too dirty and dirty, so there will be static electricity!Hurry up and take a bath!" Xiao You immediately made up his mind and pushed Song Chuyang to take a bath.
"What are you talking about!" Song Chuyang slapped Du Mingyou's little ass hard, "I'm charged now!"
"Electrified, static, what kind of skill is this? People who don't like to take a bath can bring it!" Xiao You said with a disgusted face.
"Who told you static electricity! I can discharge!" Song Chuyang was angry with Du Mingyou again.
However, Song Chuyang was still very confused when he thought about it, when he was in the hospital just now, he felt that the current could still reach the charger standard, why did it become static electricity at this time? Think about what the problem was? What did he do in the hospital just now?
Song Chuyang was thinking about it, and he had been pushed into the bathroom by Du Mingyou.
Xiao You was about to close the door, but was severely electrocuted by the metal doorknob.
"Ouch! Why is this doorknob still powered on?" Xiao You hurriedly withdrew his little hand and shook it vigorously twice.
"Hahahaha! I finally get it!" Song Chuyang stood in the bathroom and looked at Xiao You's appearance, laughing heartily.
"You are still laughing when I was electrocuted!" Du Mingyou's face was full of anger and yelled.
"I just said I'll discharge!" Song Chuyang crossed his waist, looked like I was great, and looked up.
After thinking about it for a long time, Song Chuyang finally figured it out, it turned out that the size of the current was controlled by the internal force he gathered. Now it should be able to be retracted and released freely! Haha! In the future, if anyone doesn't like the eye, they will be electrocuted! Save time, effort and environmental protection!
"Did you just discharge the electricity? Are you really going to discharge? It's amazing! I still want to watch the show!" Xiao You was electrified, and asked to watch the follow-up performance even more excitedly.
"Who's going to put on a show for you! No time!" Song Chuyang walked out of the bathroom and sat back on the sofa.
"Brother-in-law, you can just put on a show for us!" Lin Yan'er leaned over and said with a smile, "My sister told me just now, and we both think it's incredible, seeing is believing!"
Song Chuyang looked up at Lin Fangfei, she was also staring at herself with a smile in her eyes, and her eyes shone with curiosity.
"Okay, since you all want to watch it, then I'll show it to you!" Song Chuyang knew that if he didn't give them a satisfactory performance today, they would definitely not let him go.
"What are you going to perform?" Du Mingyou immediately leaned over and pointed to his mobile phone, "Charge your phone?"
"You can try it, take it!" Song Chuyang stretched out his hand to take the phone, paused and said, "But I may need to adjust the current size, don't blame me if the phone is charged!"
"Okay, okay, I don't blame you! It's a big deal to buy another one!" Du Mingyou waved his hand and said nonchalantly, "Swipe your card!"
"Huh?" Song Chuyang glared at Du Mingyou like a monster.
"I'm scared of you, I won't let you lose, rest assured!" Xiao You stretched out his hand and smoothed Song Chuyang's chest, making him relax, "Hurry up! Don't waste time!"
Song Chuyang picked up the mobile phone data cable that had been plugged into the mobile phone at one end, slowly condensed the internal force, and gradually released it onto the data line.
Just when Du Ming was about to explode and shouted that Song Chuyang was a fake immortal, the mobile phone suddenly showed that it was charging, and the current was constantly charging into the mobile phone.
Xiao You immediately changed his words and yelled: "Great Immortal, please accept the little girl as an apprentice!"
Song Chuyang glanced at her, put down his phone, pointed outside and said, "Go and wait outside, just let the thunder split!"
Du Mingyou gave up immediately, she didn't want to be struck by lightning for no reason, what a sin she had to create!
"Is there anything else? I want to see something else!" Xiao You immediately played the role of a curious baby, looking forward to more novel performances.
"Please show your ticket to the movie!" Song Chuyang snorted and stretched out his hand, making it clear that he would not show her a free performance.
Lin Yan'er suddenly thought of something, and said to Song Chuyang with anticipation: "Brother-in-law, I have seen a performance where someone can pass an electric current through the body, and then use that electric current to make a barbecue!
"I'll have to give it a try. Song Chuyang sighed secretly, these women are really curious, and there are so many strange ideas!
Lin Yan'er immediately turned around and walked to the kitchen, and took out the barbecue skewers she had eaten when she was preparing the picnic before for Song Chuyang to experiment!