The Chaoshan people who lived in the 80s were very taboo about topics such as ghosts and gods.

At this time, people drowned in water, people will say that there are water ghosts under the water, and the deceased is drowned because they were pulled by water ghosts, so they can't get up and drown, and they will never say that the deceased died of cramps or drowning.

At this time, if a person is hit by a car and dies, people will also say that this section of the road used to be a mass grave and was not clean, and the deceased was tempted by the things here, and finally died unexpectedly.

That's right, it's not a joke, Chaoshan in the 80s was really a bit exaggerated about ghosts and gods.

Those who drowned in the water said that there were water ghosts, those who fell to death said that there were ghosts blocking the way, those who died of illness said that they were haunted by ghosts, and those who were mentally ill could also make a ghost for you.

And it is precisely because of these that Liu Minglang at this time was unfortunately misunderstood by his classmates as a ghost.

Until now, he has to be dragged out of school by his mother, and he can't find a chance to talk to the group of friends in front of him who have been separated from him for nearly 40 years, saying a word of greeting, a long time no see.

After being dragged home by his mother, Liu Minglang didn't have time to check his home after nearly 39 years of absence, and his father was hurried back by his own family, and he carried the old Phoenix brand tank [bicycle].

After being put on the bicycle, Liu Minglang, who didn't know what was going on, hurriedly looked at the big sweat in front of him who had already started to set off on the bicycle and asked, "Dad, where are you taking me?"

"Didn't you get into trouble with something unclean, Dad took you to the goddess to take a look, don't be afraid, the goddess is very powerful, I promise to make you better when I see it.... Worried that his son would jump out of the car halfway, the big man in front of him slowed down the speed of the bicycle and carefully explained.

I know that people in the 80s were very superstitious, and if I didn't go to see the goddess now, it would be difficult for my parents at home, and even the relatives in the village, to feel at ease.

So after figuring out the reason, Liu Minglang nodded, and said to the big man in front of him with a smile, "Dad, I just peed in front of someone's grave to make the family unhappy, and I will buy some sacrifices to worship when I go back, and I guess it will be fine."

When you go down to see the goddess, don't be too superstitious to give me a lot of charms, gossip pendants, jade Guanyin, peace charms, and come back like before.

When I was nine years old, I almost died drinking talisman water, don't forget it!!"

"Well, why did I forget about this.

That..... Then wait a minute, I'll ask you for a jade Guanyin belt, five yuan is a little more expensive, but that thing is also a piece of jade. Hearing Liu Minglang talk about his nine-year-old matter, the big man in front of him immediately dispelled it and asked him to drink talisman water and do exorcism.

Hearing Dahan's words, Liu Minglang did not continue to answer him, but sat quietly on the back seat of the bicycle, smiled and closed his eyes, and his mind was like a videotape, replaying every second he spent on this bicycle when he was a child, every second of happiness.

Woo Woo Woo ..... Oooooooo......oo The bell of the bicycle, just like a pleasant lullaby, unconsciously made Liu Minglang, who was sitting in the back seat, can't help but hug the waist of the big man and slowly enter the sweet dream.

I don't know how long it took, Liu Minglang only felt that the car under him paused, and then a familiar voice came from his ears: "Minglang, we have arrived at the god's mother-in-law's house, you wake up quickly, if you want to sleep, we can go home and sleep after reading it..." ”

"I'm so sleepy, let me sleep a little longer, anyway, the company ........

Eh, Dad, we're at the god's house, so let's go in quickly. Liu Minglang, who was woken up, almost casually said the tone in which he used to speak to the person next to the pillow, but fortunately, he was clever and quickly changed the topic.

Although he felt that his son seemed to be weird, but after all of them were here, the big man didn't want to bother with his brains anymore, so he simply walked in with Liu Minglang towards the god-mother's house, and said to an old woman who was sweeping the floor inside; "Ani, help me see what this baby is doing, it's not a ghost, it's weird all day, and it scares teachers and classmates at school..." ”

"You child, you should be fifteen years old, the child came over and let grandma take a look. ”

Hearing Dahan's words, the old woman immediately put down the broom, sat on a cushion similar to sacredness, and called Liu Minglang forward.

Then the goddess looked at Liu Minglang's face, and muttered, "The sharp eyes represent his stubborn and ruthless personality, and the corners of his mouth rise from time to time to represent that he has the cunning aura of a superior person, and his ears are quite big to represent that his blessing is very full, and his forehead is smooth and slightly protruding, which means that he can turn evil into good fortune."

But, big man, has this child of yours experienced something recently?

The vicissitudes of life, the floating life, the unclear future line, you kid and I... I can't see it!!"

"Ani, aren't you a goddess, aren't you the reincarnation of the Queen Mother, why can't you see my family bright?"

"And my family Minglang has been studying recently, and he hasn't experienced any major events, if I have to say anything big, it's that he seems to have peed in front of someone's grave, and then today it's a little bit ......

That one...... Ani, you can help, please. Hearing the goddess say that he couldn't see his son anymore, Dahan immediately panicked, and almost knelt down to beg the goddess.

The goddesses are all smart people, and they see things much more clearly than those superstitious people, and at the same time they also know who can fool and who can't, and Liu Minglang's face is obviously the object that she dare not fool.

I didn't dare to fool Liu Minglang, and I didn't want to smash my signboard, so the goddess simply took out a piece of Jade Guanyin and handed it to Dahan, and then sent it off with a smile; "Dahan, don't look at it, your family Minglang is a rich and noble person."

His blessing can resist all unclean things for him, this piece of Guanyin will buy you a peace of mind, if you really can't let go of this, you will go back and take some sacrifices to worship the grave that has been urinated by Minglang, so that it will be fine, let's go....... ”

"It's not a big deal, right, why don't I give the money?

Then I'll take it, I'll send you fish to eat when I get back, then we'll go first.... "To get the free Jade Guanyin, Dahan excitedly pulled Liu Minglang to get into the car, for fear that the goddess who slammed the door would regret it and ask for money in the next moment.

Hearing Dahan's kind words, the goddess hurriedly waved her hand to send the guest off, "Go back, go back, don't be so polite, I haven't eaten too much sea fish recently and don't want to eat it, one day I want to eat it, I'll find you to buy it, let's go, don't send ......." ”

"Fortunately, you didn't let me drink Fu Shui, otherwise Lao Tzu would have turned around and smashed the rice bowl for eating, hum. After sneering at the goddess in his heart, Liu Minglang immediately changed into a good baby, sat in the back seat of the car, and was obediently carried home by the big man.

Looking at the bicycle that was gradually moving away, the goddess suddenly sat on the ground, and then patted her chest with a frightened face and said, "Cruel, wise, cunning, ruthless, handsome, lonely, indifferent, this child is less than fifteen years old, how can there be such a ......."

Don't say, don't say, I didn't say anything, I didn't say anything, the Queen Mother, please forgive the Queen Mother.... ”