Chapter II: Proof of Identity
"You're really grinding, I called three telegrams, and you didn't come down until you came down for a long time, and the shelf was really big enough. The girl couldn't help but complain when she saw Huzi walking slowly. Huzi listened to her voice, it was indeed the girl who had just called, and her slightly coquettish voice was even better than that in the electric talk.
Closer to observe this girl Huzi almost laughed, this girl's clothes are really a little sloppy, the clothes and pants are all men's on the body, it looks very fat, the trouser legs are pulled several times, the sleeves are covered by the handles, the hem of the blouse is covered all the way to the big legs, and at a glance you know that she is not wearing her own clothes. The problem is that even if this girl dresses sloppily like this, she can't hide her own natural beauty, and a small face with delicate eyebrows and a slightly angry look makes Huzi stunned.
Listening to her voice, it seemed that she was not strange to herself at all, but Huzi looked at the girl up and down, left and right, and finally determined that he had never seen her, just- it was so strange that she looked a little like someone......
"Have you seen enough! You're a stupid bastard! I'm Xiao Nan!" the girl finally couldn't bear to see Huzi looking at her endlessly. "Don't you even know me?"
Huzi circled around the girl a few more times, and suddenly approached and brought his face close to the girl, his nose almost touched the girl's nose, and the two of them stared at each other for a few seconds at a very close distance, and a very faint fragrance on the girl's body went straight to Huzi's nostrils. According to Huzi's experience, ordinary girls would feel the danger of being molested when they were stared at so closely, but with this exception in front of him, not only was he not afraid of him, but he confronted him with a pair of almond eyes.
"Well, don't say it, it looks a little like that dead otaku. Hu Zi suddenly took a few steps back, holding his chin with one hand and frowning: "If you want to say that you are his sister, I really believe it, you and Xiao Nan are at least five points alike, and you look like a family." ”
"You're my grandfather! I'm Xiao Nan! How can you believe it!" the girl was furious.
"Do you want to see the ID card, I still have a driver's license, do you want to see it!" As he spoke, he rolled up his sleeves and revealed a pair of pink and tender hands, pulled up the hem of the shirt that hung down to the big legs, and went to the trouser pocket to turn over the card.
Huzi's tone of listening to her doesn't seem to be pretended, the problem is that Cheng Xiaonan has been in college with him for four years and has bunk beds, who doesn't know who, such a beautiful girl at the disaster level insists on saying that she is Cheng Xiaonan with a monthly salary of 3,005 and no car and no house, you lie to the ghost!
The girl saw his expression of "I don't believe it" and knew that she hadn't convinced him, and suddenly patted her head and became anxious: "By the way, I remember how to prove that I am Xiao Nan, you come over and grab me by the collar." ”
"Catch ...... Grab the collar ......" Huzi heard this, and his eyes involuntarily slid from the girl's face down her neck to her chest. "I can't stop ...... wearing such fat clothes"
"Hey, what do you want, don't you want me to prove it to you, come here, grab the collar!" the girl shouted dissatisfiedly, grabbing her collar with one hand and waving at the tiger with the other.
"Okay......" Huzi himself was very surprised that such an eternal character who had not touched a leaf in the midst of thousands of flowers would blush, and his ears were hot, and he raised his arm in a daze and stretched it towards the girl's chest.
"Soul is faint! I told you to grab the collar, where are you going!" A coquettish sound, the tiger has not touched the girl's clothes, the two hands were grabbed by the other party's pair of warm and soft little hands, the girl's arms made a clever belt and a hand, the tiger lost his center of gravity and involuntarily planted forward, before he stabilized the center of gravity, the girl was already short and stepped forward, the left foot passed through the middle of the tiger's two legs, stepped behind the tiger, one side of the body and the right leg kicked the left shoulder with a force, the tiger suddenly spun around and fell to the ground heavily, without waiting for him to make any reaction, the girl's right knee had already knelt lightly on his chest, a pair of fists stormed more than a dozen punches in the air one centimeter above the tip of his nose。
The pair of small fists suddenly turned into a five-fingered slender palm, and grabbed Huzi's right hand, and the girl smiled and said, "Stupid, after so many years, you still can't prevent my move." ”
Huzi held this soft and boneless little hand, and the whole person was stunned. Xiao Nan stood up and wanted to pull Huzi up, but he pulled it a few times and found that he couldn't pull it. "Hey, are you going to sleep on the ground tonight?" Xiao Nan let go of his hand and looked at Huzi lying on the ground, feeling funny. "Don't lie on it, get up. ”
Huzi got up on the ground, forgot to pat the soil on his body, and looked at Xiao Nan stupidly, with an expression of disbelief on his face. Xiao Nan took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket with great effort, shook it a few times, threw out a cigarette from the torn opening and stretched it out in front of Huzi's eyes, Huzi hesitated, opened his mouth to put the cigarette in his mouth, took out the ZIP and lit it with a snap.
"Aren't you smoking?" Huzi took a few puffs, only to find that Xiao Nan had put away the cigarette.
"I can't stand my throat now, and I cough so hard that I don't dare to sobble anymore. Xiao Nan shook his head and looked helpless. "You believe I'm Cheng Xiaonan now, right?"
"Hey...... I'm not dreaming, how is this possible......" Huzi spit out a puff of cigarette and looked at Xiao Nan blankly: "I said, when did you go to Thailand?"
"Your sister, you just went to Thailand, your whole family went to Thailand!" Xiao Nan was angry, but she looked good like this.
"That'...... So how did you become like this, it's ...... There was no flaw at all......"
"Hey...... Well, it's a long story...... "Xiao Nan leaned on her DIO22 phase, which was not much stronger than the garbage, and gently picked up the messy hair that was scattered on her forehead when she made the move just now and pinned it behind her ear. "Let's not talk about this for now, I have something important to look for you, have you received a courier in the same city in the past two days?"
"Express?SF Express has it, but in the same city, there is no ......," Huzi spread his hands and said vaguely with a cigarette in his mouth.
"Your sister, is there or not!" Xiao Nan was anxious. "My house key, silver card, a bunch of important things are in it, without these things, I can't even find where to live tonight!"
"That's it, but I really didn't receive it......" Huzi looked helpless: "I said, why are you idle and send it to me?"
"I want you to take care of it!" Xiao Nan didn't dare to take the topic of Huzi. "Maybe it's because I let the courier be delayed for three days, and then I'm going to kill myself, what should I do, I can't be told to sleep at the train station tonight......"
"I'm stupid, go to the hotel to open a room......" Huzi swallowed back halfway through his sentence.
"Forget it, if you are like this, the witnesses who hold your body will not believe that it is you. Or you can come with me......"
"Oh~" Xiao Nan remembered at once. "Ha, by the way, go to your gentle country! Your sister, except for the time when I moved for you, I haven't been there, you have never taken your sister with you, haha. ”
"Hehe, because you are no different from a sister now, that's why I took you there!" "You hurry up and unload your luggage, you won't lose this broken car if you throw it in this yard, I'll drive my 2020 over, it's cold at night, and it's cold when you drive a motorcycle." ”
"Dizzy, how do you know I'm cold......" Xiao Nan asked strangely.
"Silly girl!" Huzi, who had already walked a long way, turned around and replied to Xiao Nan: "You are standing there holding your arms and trembling for a long time, you treat me as a blind man!"