Chapter 63: Uncle Sissy
Ye Fei complained fiercely in his heart.
By the way, who the hell is this guy?
Dressed up so forcefully, looking like an iron-blooded real man, how can he recite such a resentful and tender poem.
Is this a broken love?
Or are the literati whining?
I seem to have seen each other somewhere, but I have some vague memories.
"Alas, the young don't know the preciousness, and the old sister tears empty. â
Ye Fei simply learned the other party's tone and spoofed affectionately.
"What?"
After a while, the middle-aged man's body shook violently, and when he looked up, he seemed to be shown, and his brown eyes flashed with inexplicable brilliance.
The uncle is more than 1.8 meters tall.
The black wide-brimmed hat on his head, the black trench coat fluttering in the wind, the meticulous two small beards, the shiny black leather shoes, the gold chain hanging on his chest, and the gold-inlaid black cane in his hand seem to be full of the word "forced grid".
This is a very delicate man.
Such a stylish man usually only appears in TV series, but in reality it is very eye-catching.
It's really a bit impolite to just look at others with straight eyes, especially when a man looks at a man.
Looking at each other, it always feels weird.
But Ye Fei looked at each other like this.
It can't be helped, because the other party is also looking at him.
The four eyes are facing each other, for a long time.
There is no electric flint, no autumn spinach, and no Wang Ba mung beans.
Finally, the uncle took off his wide-brimmed gentleman's hat and pressed it on his chest, revealing his gray sideburns, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, and his voice was gentle and soft: "Little handsome guy, the verses you recited sound strange, but the words are not rough and interesting." â
Little handsome guy?
This tone!
Yefei couldn't help but want to complain.
The uncle is dressed up exquisitely and fashionably, looks like a dog, and has a mixed-race appearance, mature and elegant, full of style, and his image and temperament are very similar to a well-known uncle actor Wu Moubo in the film and television industry.
With this stylish appearance alone, it is enough to make thousands of Obasang and the girl fall under each other's pomegranate pants.
But why did this person force himself to lose everything as soon as he opened his mouth?
Wow!
Lao Tzu's goosebumps fell to the ground.
The uncle continued: "Little handsome man, do you know where the owner of this cemetery is?"
Yefei endured the discomfort and replied, "I am, the cemetery is mine." â
What?
The uncle opened his mouth slightly, revealing a surprised expression.
The dark brown eyes were almost round.
Uncle!
What are you staring at?
Am I too handsome?
Or do I have words on my face?
Being stared at like this, Ye Fei felt quite embarrassed.
"Is this cemetery for sale?" the uncle then asked.
"Not for sale. â
Yefei replied simply.
"I gave out a hundred million martial god coins!"
Uncle said again.
Yefei was stunned and said in disbelief: "Uncle, what are you talking about?"
100 million Martial God Coins?
You can buy the most expensive land building in the city center, why buy my little cemetery.
The other party didn't answer, but looked at Xiao Hei, who was motionless in the bushes, but smiled all over his face, and said in a surprising voice: "Little handsome guy, it seems that you are a grave keeper!"
"I, the grave keeper?" said Ye Fei laughed dryly.
Before Yefei could answer, the uncle raised his head with his chest straight, waved his big hand vigorously, and pointed to the cemetery full of weeds and wildflowers in front of him: "There is no denying it, I can see that you are a young grave keeper with noble morals. â
"This cemetery is your country, your world, and your destiny!"
Belch......
Are you doing poetry recitation again?
Now there is another breath of middle two rushing towards him.
"Are you kidding?" asked Detective Nightfly.
"No kidding, let's get to know each other. â
The man used his orchid finger to pull out a gold-encrusted business card from his breast pocket, and then handed it to Yefei with small steps.
Orchid finger + small broken steps?
Girly ......
No wonder it always feels weird.
After taking the business card, Ye Fei looked down and couldn't help but be stunned.
Because the business card is branded with three eye-catching gilded characters "Dongfang Shou".
Dongfang Shou?
Look at the uncle is such a sissy, have you cultivated the Sunflower Treasure Book?
You simply changed your name to Dongfang Undefeated, anyway, it's just two words away.
Excuse me!
I'm 100% pure at night, but I don't want to learn anything from you.
Dongfang Shou squinted slightly, raised his hand and tapped the ground with a black cane, restrained his smile, and said in a deep voice: "Young grave keeper, I have a request below. â
"I want to buy a tomb here to bury my friends and teachers for many years, and I want to hire you as the grave keeper, can I?
Night Fly: "......"
Grave keepers?
It is an ancient profession that has existed for thousands of years, and the grave keeper guards and manages the cemetery, and is the highest authority in the cemetery.
The job of the grave keeper is to clean the cemetery, remove weeds, plant flowers and trees, and keep vigil to prevent tomb robbers and wild beasts from disturbing the spirits.
Perhaps because the grave keeper has been absorbing the morning fog and sunset in the cemetery for a long time, dealing with the deceased in the grave, this profession always gives people a gloomy feeling, and in memory, the grave keepers are all old men who are dull.
He does have a cemetery and a cemetery system, but he doesn't plan to be a grave keeper for the rest of his life.
I am so young and promising, but I am a delicate flower that has just bloomed, how can a flower be inserted in cow dung...... It's stuck in the grave!
Besides, he currently only owns five tombs, all of which are used to extract attributes, and there is no vacancy to bury any ordinary people, and he has no intention of guarding the tombs of others.
Before Yefei refused, he saw that the uncle didn't know when a huge red coffin came out of his hand.
"This is my coffin!"
The corner of Ye Fei's eyes twitched.
Yes, the extra red coffin in the other party's hand is the red blood phoenix coffin that he threw in the gazebo.
He could be sure that the other party had conjured the big red coffin out of thin air.
It's almost impossible to do this unless the other party also has the system space?
Wrong!
The method of turning the coffin out of thin air just now is afraid that it is the legendary Qiankun bag.
Qiankun bag is a rare object made of gluttonous skin, a Qiankun bag is worth a lot, and almost all the people who can have it are above the city lord level.
There are only eighteen Qiankun bags in the world, and the only Qiankun bag in the hidden city is in the hands of the city lord Chen Luohan.
It can be said that the Qiankun bag is a symbol of the power of martial arts.
Who is Dongfang Shou?
By the way, I met a guy in a suit at the construction site that night, could it be him?
He immediately remembered a poem and whispered it:
"I and the general untie their robes, and the hibiscus tent warms up the spring night. â
"But the dragon city will fly in, and the king will not reign soon. â
"Oh, handsome little guy, I didn't think you were still a fellow believer. â
Dongfang Shou's eyes suddenly lit up, and he pinched his orchid finger and threw a wink, as if he had met an old lover, and he was about to dry up the firewood.
!
Sure enough, it's you......
The night flying tiger's body shook violently, and he took two steps back, almost dying of disgust without giving his uncle's wink.
"Uncle, it's not what you think, I just ...... casually"
He hurriedly explained, he didn't want to misunderstand, and he didn't want to be a strong man.
"Needless to say, I understand, I'll make an appointment later. â
The uncle showed an ambiguous expression of "I understand".
Night Fly: ... (((m-__-)mīŧ