Chapter 107: A Cannon in the Head (1)
"Don't talk nonsense - roll me to sleep on the couch in the living room!
After saying this coldly, Miss Buchuan was willing to let go of Luo Xiaotian's mouth that felt very bad when she opened and closed, and then realized that her palm was still stained with Luo Xiaotian's disgusting saliva, and Miss Buchuan naturally rubbed her hand on Luo Xiaotian's shit green coat a few times with disgust.
And Luo Xiaotian estimated that he had been accustomed to Miss Buchuan's various disgusting behaviors for a long time, so he didn't care that Miss Buchuan used her precious coat as a hand cloth.
- Well, as long as you don't kick someone's belly......
"You...... You let me sleep on the sofa?" However, although she didn't care about her clothes, after hearing that Miss Buchuan actually asked her to sleep in the cold living room, Luo Xiaotian immediately showed the appearance of a little daughter-in-law who was "abandoned by her husband", and reached out and grabbed Miss Buchuan's sleeve...... The wife of the chaff can't be abandoned, you definitely have a blue pond outside......, right!
However, before Luo Xiaotian's words were finished, Miss Buchuan, who couldn't listen to it, had already directly hit Luo Xiaotian's soft belly with a standard right hook.
This punch was really sturdy, and it almost made Luo Xiaotian roll his eyes.
-- Bichi didn't! Grandpa Bishi didn't!
#下个B站ID见#
Who else is with your wretched wife? Miss Buchuan really thinks that Luo Xiaotian's mouth is not well treated, and it will definitely become more and more owed! No one can help Luo Xiaotian if she owes her mouth so much! So, Miss Buchuan smiled brightly, looked at Luo Xiaotian who was trembling slightly on the ground because of the severe pain, and said like a spring breeze: "Luo Xiaotian...... If you continue to die like this, I will definitely kill you......" Although the tone was flat, the rather cold eyes invisibly proved that Miss Bukawa could do what she said.
It's not like she hasn't killed anyone, has she?
So, Miss Buchuan continued to say dangerously without any psychological burden: "So...... If I let you sleep on the sofa, you will go to sleep obediently, don't talk too much and be stupid. ”
Miss Buchuan just can't stand Luo Xiaotian's mouth, which is too much and very cheap!
However, Luo Xiaotian didn't reply in an accident, just got up from the ground tremblingly. It was a little weird quietly, silently raised his head and met Miss Buchuan's extremely cold eyes, Luo Xiaotian, who was holding his stomach, couldn't hold back for a while, and suddenly burst into a smile.
Is this guy stupid?
Even if you were beaten up, you are still so happy?
was stunned by Luo Xiaotian's suddenly raised smile. Miss Buchuan's expression became a little weird, because the strength of her right hook just now was more powerful than ever, and if she hadn't prepared, the pain she tasted at that moment was comparable to coming back from a circle at the ghost gate in an instant, how could anyone still laugh? The more Miss Buchuan thought about it, the more weird it became--Could it be because she had beaten Luo Xiaotian too many times and made people stupid? But although Miss Buchuan had beaten Luo Xiaotian many times. But he didn't hit Luo Xiaotian's head all the time......
- Well, a few slaps at most.
#肯定是一股来自东方的神秘力量在作祟#
So no matter what you think, Miss Buchuan feels that it must not be herself, it must be Luo Xiaotian's head circuit that is different from ordinary people's! So Miss Buchuan twitched the corners of her mouth slightly, and then couldn't help but complain speechlessly for a while: "Luo Xiaotian, there must be something wrong with your special head!"
That's right, Luo Xiaotian must have a cannon in his head! After all, no normal person would always change the method to die, and he also likes to deliberately make people angry and even have fun!
Luo Xiaotian was stunned for being complained about like this, but he didn't react much, just continued to look at Miss Buchuan with a smile. His eyes were a little sparkling.
"Yes, I do have a problem with my head~"
Tsk, Luo Xiaotian was not ashamed at all, and even agreed very proudly...... At that moment, Miss Buchuan felt quite powerless that she was still seriously complaining that Luo Xiaotian was really stupid - there was no fun at all in complaining to a brazen person like Luo Xiaotian! However, when Miss Buchuan was choked and couldn't speak for a long time, Luo Xiaotian's words didn't seem to be finished, and after a slight pause, Luo Xiaotian continued as if he had decided something: "And...... Chuanchuan, you have a problem with your head, too......"
- Who has a problem with their head?
He brazenly admits that he has a cannon in his head, and even says that others have a cannon in his head! What kind of person can Luo Xiaotian be brazen and be shameless!
Miss Bukawa's anger was already in a state of dissatisfaction. And Luo Xiaotian's sentence completely made the anger groove explode, so Miss Buchuan was angered all of a sudden, and rushed to Luo Xiaotian in front of Luo Xiaotian in just a blink of an eye, and Miss Buchuan subconsciously choked the other party's neck for some reason.
- For the first time. Genuinely want to kill this person.
"Huh...... You got angry when you got stabbed, and now you're finally trying to kill me?"
As if nothing had happened, Luo Xiaotian still smiled and continued to say what he had said, completely ignoring the fact that Miss Buchuan's hand holding her neck was getting harder and harder - you can know from the feeling of her neck that this is the first time that Miss Buchuan really wants to kill Luo Xiaotian, so Luo Xiaotian, who was pinched by the neck, naturally understands it very well in her heart...... Obviously, her beautiful face slowly began to turn red due to lack of oxygen, but Luo Xiaotian was still unmoved. The smile didn't even change in the slightest, it was as bright as the first time we met.
"People with problems with their heads can only be with people with problems with their heads...... That's why I've been here all the time......"
――All the nonsense, so two psychopaths are a perfect match?
#不, that would destroy the world's #
"You're enough!"
was stimulated by Luo Xiaotian's words that I didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, and at that moment in my mind flashed a lot of black historical pictures that I didn't want to let Miss Buchuan recall, Miss Buchuan's originally clear head immediately became a little wonton, and she gritted her teeth and tried her best not to kill herself.
"No...... I'm not enough......"
Silently looking at Miss Buchuan's vicious eyes, as if he saw the picture that was constantly lingering in Miss Buchuan's mind from that look, the vibrant but lifeless Luo Xiaotian suddenly burst into laughter, coupled with the lack of oxygen, his red face slowly began to turn purple, and even the beautiful face became pitiful, Luo Xiaotian's voice was pinched by the trachea and could not be properly resounded clear bytes, but it could still be clearly transmitted to Miss Buchuan's ears," How normal do you really think people with systems on their backs can be?"
From the moment you are entangled in this bad system, your body is abnormal, your mind is abnormal, and even your mind is already abnormal. (To be continued.) )
PS: _(:з」∠)_ No cannon in the lower head!!