Chapter 59: Classroom Inscription
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The days passed, I hid in the cave every day and practiced the Heavenly Remnant Sword Technique, my IQ is quite high, so I also learned to look like a dog, but the last few pages of the Heavenly Remnant Sword Spectrum record the thirteen styles of life, to cut thirteen swords in a row, it can be said that the sword is a set of swords, endless. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
But the last page of the Heavenly Remnant Sword Spectrum has been burned for some reason, and the thirteenth sword is missing, so I can only stab out twelve swords, and the last sword doesn't know how to make it, so I have to invent a trick by myself, and try to complete it.
I don't know who stimulated me, this time I worked extra hard, and after practicing the Heavenly Remnant Sword Spectrum, I practiced the book "Wanfa Qi Gate" given by King Ping, and the first page was opened, and it was full of ghost drawings.
I shook my head and was about to close the book, when suddenly, the night pearl in my body was beating uneasily in my stomach, I quickly closed my eyes and looked inward, only to see that the night pearl essence skyrocketed, as if I had a madness, and kept hitting my stomach wall, and the three earthworm-like things in it were rapidly circling, as if they had formed a small sphere.
"Can't hold it back?" my stomach twitched, and I wanted to vomit my intestines.
"Zilala...", something shattered. I hurriedly checked the stomach wall, and the stomach wall was intact, strange, could it be that the beads were broken? The three earthworms inside the Night Pearl have swam into swarthy shadows, and the sound of zila la is caused by their rapid rotation.
Soon after, the Night Pearl must be broken, I have a full body of ghost spiritual power, I can't help it, I don't dare to use it rashly, I can only frown and worry, hoping that the Night Pearl can withstand the rapid attack of the earthworm.
"Inner vision" is the heart eye, there is a ventral brain in the dantian, connected to the brain, is the parasitic place of the subconscious, with my skills at this time can not control the abdomen, can only communicate with the mind of the abdomen, open the heart eye.
In other words, I can only look at the night pearl that is close in front of me, and for me, it is undoubtedly a kind of torment, a kind of helplessness that I don't know if I can prevent my life from dying.
"Jump!" suddenly went blind in his eyes. I vaguely saw three earthworms of different colors, burrowing into my veins in three directions, and then my arm was nailed into it by something extremely hard, and my arms were raised high in the sky, and at the same time, in the space I was facing the sky, an earthworm-like reptile also tried its best to climb, from the spine to the brain, I was so frightened that I only felt a worm swimming around in my brain, my eyes closed, my arm hung down, and my body slowly fell backwards.
I'm not dead, which once again validates that I'm the main character. Although he was alive, no miracles happened, and I deduced that it was most likely due to malnutrition that caused insanity and hallucinations. Whatever, it's a good thing to be alive after all, what's the use of worrying about some things, it's better to think about some beautiful things, such as beautiful women, thighs or something.
After cleaning up, I left a piece of gold in this cave, wiped my butt with the Heavenly Remnant Sword Spectrum, Shi Shiran walked out of the cave, turned around and smiled: "The golden sword spectrum that wiped my buttocks, I see who dares to ask for it, hahaha..."
I walked down the mountain trail for about half a mile, and I felt something unclean following me, "Is that?" I thought, very surprised.
In order to successfully capture it, I pretended to be stupid and sang a song: "The old monk went down the mountain to fast, the little monk explained, the widow under the mountain is a tiger, and you must avoid it when you see it, oh oh old... The monk came back and said that the tigers under the mountain don't eat people, and they look quite cute. A good spring is not as good as a dream, the grass is fragrant in the dream, I just finished singing and he appeared, oh yes, only the mother is bad in the world, and the son is not very good, tired of grandpa and grandma, and in the end he still didn't get rich..."
I sang and danced at the same time, in fact, I was Xiang Zhuang Dancing Sword intention Xiang Yu, I had already pinched the magic trick in my hand, jumping and jumping, I fell to the ground with my feet, "Oops!"
I stood up as if nothing had happened, pretended to be happy and continued to dance forward, and in order not to arouse the suspicion of the thing behind me, I sang another song to distract it, this song is a bad student work in the middle school Chinese workbook, and the editor-in-chief intended us to learn from it, and the lyrics imitate the tune of the Burrow, which is part of it.
Classroom inscription - portraits of some students, the author Sanmao.
If the score is not high, just pass; if you don't learn deeply, cheating will be smart.
Si is a classroom, only I am pure, and it is regarded as a shelter, comparable to a game hall.
There are anecdotes about talking and laughing, and there is no vain listening to them; you can read idle books, eat melon seeds, and there is no confusion of the sound of books, and there is no labor form for the beginning of school.
It is difficult to disobey the orders of parents and hurt the hearts of children; the teacher said: Everything is only for a diploma!
The more I sing, the more sad I become. Educational reform has not changed much, but we have become the test objects of educational reform, we are sent to school by parents, and we are randomly assigned by schools to knowledgeable teachers, who use their semi-mature methods to impart the same knowledge to us, but we must do differently than others.
Asking us to be harmonious and different, paradoxically, they also ask us to figure out the psychology of the teacher, and strive to step on the score point as the excellent one, and what is even more ironic is that we have not passed the test, the graduation certificate has been sent to the school, you can get the certificate if you fail, you can't even fail, the school will let you pass!
As long as you don't break the law and don't steal.
Hey, by the way, there was once a girl in our school who was caught stealing something, and after a few hours of 'secret interrogation', her criminal record was all tried.
1. Tell parents that your child has a problem, 2. Send it to the Public Security Bureau, and 3. Withdraw from school.
Whether it's dead or alive, it's up to you to do it yourself.
The principal said, the students should learn from it, the teacher said, news, news, big news, a certain girl in such and such a class, for such and such a reason, stole such and such something, time: 12 o'clock in the evening, location: 110 class, please protect your wallet, pay attention to your friends, improve your awareness of safety precautions, simply hand over the money to me, absolutely safe.
The national flag fluttered, and the director of discipline spoke: "Dear leader, dear teacher, lovely students... People's Republic of China... It's a pleasure... It's an honor... Thank you for your support and love... Recently, there was a case of a girl stealing in the middle of the night, pay special attention, my speech is over, thank you. ”
After reading books in the classroom, the students were talking about a certain girl, after eating in the cafeteria, there was a certain girl at the table, and when the dormitory was boring, they were talking about a certain girl.
"How bad is she?"
"She has a problem with her mind. ”
"Psychologically unhealthy. ”
"She has no one to chase, do you want to chase her?"
If she had a true friend who could share her joys and pains, would she go to extremes? She apparently didn't have such friends, why not?
If there was a good teacher who was willing to be responsible to guide her and influence her, instead of educating her and criticizing her, would she go to the public security bureau and waste her youth?
How many girls like her in the campus who have gone astray have gone to extremes and become street girls because they don't have the loving care of a good teacher?
The teacher said, "How much do I get, and what do I have to do!" Why am I a teacher?
Today's teachers are not afraid of unemployment, so teachers are very leisurely, and the teacher's students change a batch every year, so teachers can't take care of them even if they are overflowing with love.
It seems that the teacher is not wrong, so who is wrong?
Everyone has an inferiority complex, and in pursuit of superiority, we always do extremely unreasonable things to attract the attention of others, but no one tells you that this is normal, and no one tells you that this can be improved.
I followed this clue and thought about a lot of things about education, but I didn't want to learn from Han Han and criticize education all day long.
I can only sigh that the depravity of teachers is all due to the market economy and the rate of admission to B.
I sighed, not paying the slightest attention to the danger behind me, and with the sound of the land crackling, the thing behind me stepped on the pit I had set up called 'Foolproof Fall'.
"Hahaha..." I laughed loudly, turned around, and ran up to investigate, at the bottom of the dark cave, a stone slab flashed with six stars, my heart jumped, isn't this the teleportation channel, why is it tracking me?
I jumped down, crouched down, and asked, "Hey, what are you doing with me, am I handsome?"
The six-star mangs flashed and flashed, and a few bright big words flashed in the fluorescent brilliance: "Boss, do you want to go out?"
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