Hearing Tassel Mingyue's words, Mo Yan nodded lightly: "My lord has something to deal with, and I will be able to come over soon." ”

"But Brother Emperor is a road idiot, can he find us?"

Moyan: "......"

……

"Little one, it's been three hours, and the merchant ship has long since gone away, can you hand over the key?" the middle-aged man said gently.

"No hurry, wait a little longer. Xiao Chen looked at the pitch-black void in the distance and smiled meaningfully.

The middle-aged man's eyes instantly became cold, but looking at the key in Xiao Chen's hand, he couldn't help but have a seizure after all.

Xiao Chen looked at the group of people in the distance and asked with a smile, "Can you rob a puppet emperor?"

The puppet emperor Xiao Chen refers to is the Ethereal Ancestor, who has been hanging behind the butt of the merchant ship, for the sake of the key.

Now that the key is here with Xiao Chen, he naturally stayed.

"It's just a puppet emperor with an unstable foundation, and I don't have to worry about Xiaoyou. The middle-aged man laughed.

Xiao Chen shrugged his shoulders with a smile, the ethereal ancestor's puppet emperor realm was indeed unstable, and he should have used some side door to forcibly enter the puppet emperor realm.

But a puppet emperor is a puppet emperor, even if the foundation is unstable, it is not something that a group of gods can fight endlessly.

Since they didn't take the Ethereal Ancestor seriously, they should have brought the Boundary Breaking Weapon with them.

"The Boundary Breaking Weapon has been used, it seems that you are really determined to get it!" Xiao Chen mocked happily.

The corner of the middle-aged man's mouth twitched, and he no longer talked to Xiao Chen.

"Hey, ugly girl, you have such a short temper, is it not that the eldest aunt is not on time?"

Xiao Chen, who was idle and had nothing to do, began to smell again.

The woman's eyelids twitched violently a few times, but she unexpectedly did not shout and kill.

Xiao Chen is a slut, but you don't care about him or not, because he can sing a play alone.

"But it doesn't seem like you're the eldest aunt's problem, is it the disharmony of the husband and wife?"

"No, you shouldn't have a married life, who would dare to ask for an ugly thing like you?"

"It's not the problem of the eldest aunt, nor is it the problem of married life, this is a big problem, and your situation is likely to be an endocrine disorder. ”

"Alas, ugly girl, I tell you, this is a disease, and it must be cured. If you leave it alone, you may just be grumpy now, and then you will have rotten hands and feet, and finally you will be in a vegetative state. ”

"I'm an old Chinese medicine doctor in Minghai City, specializing in the treatment of incurable diseases, I have a nickname, Friend of Women, why don't I prescribe you a few Chinese medicines to try?"

"Hey, don't go, I'll give you a twenty percent discount. ”

"Friendship price, 7% off. ”

"Don't go too far, you can't miss less. ”

……

Chatter, chatter, two hours later, everyone finally couldn't bear it anymore.

They had never seen such a neurotic disorder, and one person kept talking for two hours.

The few people present were all told all over again, and those troops not far away were also dumbfounded when they heard it, is this really a normal person?

"Enough. A boy couldn't help but roar.

"Look, irritability, typical irritability. Xiao Chen looked like he had seen through all the old Chinese medicine doctors.

"I'm telling you, irritability is the number one killer of family harmony. ”

"I'm single and don't have a family. "Brother Childe almost had a cerebral congestion.

"That's right. Xiao Chen nodded: "Do you know why you are still single? It's because of this irritability, the young man is a disease, and he has to be cured!"

"I'm an expert in a tertiary hospital in our city, and I'm nicknamed the King of Thunder and Lightning, specializing in the treatment of irritability, do you want to try it? ”

Everyone was full of black lines, "How many nicknames do you have, and more than a dozen have been changed this time." ”

Brother Gongzi gritted his teeth and said, "I'm not sick, can you stop talking." ”

"Usually patients think that they are not sick, you believe me, my electrotherapy is absolutely effective, and the friendship price is 50% off, how about it. ”

Brother Gongzi clutched his chest and looked at the middle-aged man pitifully.

The middle-aged man nodded helplessly, and Brother Gongzi let out a long breath and immediately disappeared in place.

"Alas, don't go, young man, irritability can't be cured, and you can cure something else, syphilis, genital warts and the like, I'm also good at it. ”

"Hey, hey. After Brother Gongzi left, Xiao Chen looked at the middle-aged man, grinned, and showed his little zombie teeth: "Dude, I see that you have black gas in the center of your eyebrows, this is a bloody disaster." ”

The middle-aged man closed his eyes and meditated, looking out of sight and out of mind.

Xiao Chen pursed his lips disdainfully: "Cut, Lao Tzu's physiognomy was learned from the great god, and if you have a bloody disaster, you will have it." ”

"Hey, old man, I see that you are also old, there must be an obstacle in that regard. Xiao Chen changed the target to an old man next to the middle-aged man.

The old man wiped the sweat from his forehead, looked at the middle-aged man who was meditating, and wanted to leave, but he didn't seem to dare.

"Don't have that look, man, it's understandable that you can't get older. ”

"Little brother, I beg you, don't talk anymore, okay? The old man was really about to cry, and he felt a lot of flies buzzing around his ears......

Xiao Chen grinned: "Okay, let me ask you a question, if you answer it, I won't speak." ”

You ask. The old man exhaled a long breath, and with his own experience and age, there seemed to be nothing that could not be answered.

"What are women most afraid of men?"

The old man's eyelids jumped for a while, and he thought for a while before he said, "No sense of responsibility?"

"No, no, no, responsibility is a thing that is difficult to define. Xiao Chen shook his head.

"Flower heart?" sweat began to run out of the old man's forehead again.

"Which man doesn't pay attention, this is a common problem. Xiao Chen shook his head again.

"Don't want to be motivated?"

"How often do you not go home, do you go home and don't talk?"

"Twisted mind, using violence?"

The old man said several answers, but they were all denied by Xiao Chen.

"Alas, all the years have lived to dogs. Looking at the old man who had no answer to say, Xiao Chen shook his head hatefully.

The old man only felt that the blood rushed to his head, and the patriarch of his own clan was actually taught such a lesson by a yellow-mouthed child.

The old man's face was gloomy: "The old man wants to see what you can say about a yellow-mouthed child." ”

Xiao Chen cleared his throat: "So you live to be a dog, you listen to me." ”

At this time, the army not far away all stretched their necks, and they were also curious about what Xiao Chen could say.

"What are women most afraid of men?" Xiao Chen smiled evilly: "One is afraid of weak body and poor physical strength, the second is afraid of kidney deficiency for a short time, and the third is afraid of being weak halfway and having a big temper." ”