"Come on, come on...... Let your brother Chen see what angry things he did in his previous life and ended up like this. Ice and fire Chinese."

Xiao Chen slapped the mountain god jade twice: "Why are you stunned, help!"

Mountain Shenyu jumped twice, as if protesting against Xiao Chen's violent behavior.

The green fluorescence floated into Xiao Chen's mind, and the memories of his life flashed back in his mind like a marquee.

"Haha......"

Xiao Chen crossed his waist, stood up with a limp, and laughed wildly against the mountain wind.

"Lao Tzu was actually born in a gourd, and this fetus is a full score. ”

Xiao Chen thought about it carefully, and the smile on his face gradually became perverted.

"Then I'm not a gourd baby, I just don't know if there is a white-bearded grandfather, it's a bit awesome. ”

Xiao Chen looked at his crotch and shouted thoughtfully: "The power of the big baby, become bigger!"

"But it didn't work. ”

"The power of the second baby, without clairvoyance, can't see through anything. ”

"The strength of the three babies is invulnerable!"

Xiao Chen looked at the fist that was still a little red and swollen, and gave up the idea of hammering himself a few times.

"The power of the four babies. ”

Xiao Chen roared as a dragon roared from his mouth, only to spew out a mouthful of saliva.

"The power of five babies, the power of six babies ......"

Xiao Chen's black line at one end stood on the edge of the cliff with a sad face.

"It's also out of the gourd, why is the gap so big?"

Since the gourd baby had no effect, Xiao Chen focused on the cause of his death in his previous life.

"The seal shouldn't have been breached, but it was just a little leaked by the influence of the blood moon, otherwise this place should be gone. ”

Xiao Chen muttered and frowned.

"This young man's heart is not good, doesn't he eat some people? Who hasn't eaten some snacks these years, this can't bear it?"

But then Xiao Chen paid attention to the strange place again.

"After eating so many people, they didn't open their stomachs and clean them, them, they have in their stomachs!"

Xiao Chen scratched his head: "According to this logic, I, the Heaven Swallowing Emperor, ate a bunch of?"

"It seems a little strange, but it doesn't seem to be wrong!"

Xiao Chen grabbed his hair with some distress, trying to drive this strange idea out of his head.

But the words, "Lao Tzu ate a bunch of", kept floating around in Xiao Chen's mind, floating around, and the ghost did not disperse.

"It's so terrible, do you want to kill all the people who know about it? If this thing gets out in the future, it will affect my glorious and handsome image. ”

Xiao Chen thought about the matter of extinguishing his mouth very seriously.

After thinking about it for a while, he felt that something was wrong, and Xiao Chen forcibly shifted his attention to other places.

"Didn't my little cutie help me hide the sky? ”

"Where did that stunted little girl come from? The breath on her body is a little similar to the breath sealed in her eyes, is it from the same place?"

"What kind of bullshit is this Heavenly Strike Sect, if you don't drown your turtle sons in the toilet, Lao Tzu's name will be written upside down. ”

Xiao Chen kept muttering alone, like a psychopath.

At this time, Shui Shengsheng's figure suddenly appeared on the top of the mountain.

Looking at the scolding little figure, the tears in Shui Shengsheng's eyes kept pouring out.

"Dust...... Dust. Shui Shengsheng shouted in disbelief.

"What kind of dust, you should be respectful, call Brother Chen. ”

Xiao Chen heard someone calling him, and looked back dissatisfied.

Xiao Chen was stunned on the spot, staring at Shui Shengsheng's chest for a while.

Xiao Chen wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and asked, "Beauty, are your breasts really fake?"

"It's really Xiao Chen, his dead son, who has come back to life. ”

Shui Shengsheng looked at Xiao Chen in front of him and rushed forward frantically.

"Uh-huh......"

Xiao Chen was held in Shui Shengsheng's arms, as if he was afraid that all this was an illusion, Shui Shengsheng hugged him very tightly.

Poor Xiao Chen, now he is a weak chicken, and he can't resist at all when he is held by Shui Shengsheng.

"Hmm......" Xiao Chen kept struggling, the soft mass on his face, and Xiao Chen couldn't breathe.

At this time, the rest of the people also arrived at the top of the mountain, and after watching this scene, they were shocked and had to rush up in a swarm.

"Shengsheng, let go quickly. ”

"It's not an illusion, it's real. ”

"Dusty is rolling his eyes, and you're about to be killed. ”

Everyone kept pulling Shui Shengsheng's hand, Xiao Chen's skull was about to explode, and he felt that he would be suffocated to death in the next moment.

Under the persuasion of everyone, Shui Shengsheng finally let go of his hand.

Xiao Chen gasped for breath as if he had been saved from drowning.

Poor Xiao Chen almost became the first man to be suffocated to death by his chest.

"You...... You're big-breasted, you're awesome. ”

Xiao Chen gasped and waved his hands, looking like he couldn't do it.

Looking at Xiao Chen, who was jumping around in front of him, everyone jumped up happily.

Poor Xiao Chen, was hugged by this woman and kissed by that woman.

"Don't!"

"Don't kiss me, it's almost peeling. ”

"Ah...... Have you brushed your teeth?"

Xiao Chen wailed in pain, but this small voice was completely useless.

Three days later, Xiao Chen was hugged by Bai Ziyan with a look that was worse than death, basking in the sun at the foot of the mountain.

In the past three days, Xiao Chen's feet have not touched the ground, and he has been held.

Bai Ziyan and the others have no good explanation for Xiao Chen's personality change.

can only be blamed between life and death, and the personality has changed drastically.

Bai Ziyan didn't know where to find a palm-sized fruit and stuffed it into Xiao Chen's mouth.

"Qingling fruit, it's good for the eyes. ”

Xiao Chen chewed the fruit mechanically, with a helpless face, and stuffed everything into his mouth.

"Baihuo Dan can strengthen the body. ”

Xiao Chen's eyes were about to rot, and he couldn't stop Bai Ziyan's enthusiasm.

If other monks saw this scene, they would surely burst into tears and say, "Destroy the heavens." ”

All kinds of genius treasures, don't want money to send to Xiao Chen's mouth.

In just half a month, Xiao Chen was forcibly fed into a big fat boy under the care of more than a dozen women.

It is no exaggeration to say that the good things that Xiao Chen has eaten in the past half a month are about to catch up with the foundation of a small sect.

Xiao Chen looked at his fat body, and really wanted to die headlong at the foot of this mountain.

"Don't give me these things anymore, I won't be able to find a daughter-in-law in the future. ”

On this day, Xiao Chen finally let out a shout.

"It's okay, it's okay, Sanniang will find you ten or eight in the future. ”

Shui Shengsheng smiled and stuffed a fruit into Xiao Chen's mouth.

Xiao Chen rolled his eyes and said, "I'm going to start practicing from tomorrow, these things will delay my cultivation progress." ”