Chapter 260: Human Acupuncture Points [First Update]
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"What's the matter? It's okay, the ghost is yelling, I thought you had gone mad!" Yang Ji glared at Huo Ran angrily.
"Stinky master, you won't play tricks on me, will you? There are so many acupuncture points, how can I remember them?" Huo Ran cried with a sad face, looking at Yang Ji pitifully.
What she is most afraid of is reading, and this acupuncture point of the human body is simply more difficult than reading.
These acupuncture points must be remembered, some are dizzy, some are disabled, and there are also the most famous 36 death points, as well as some acupuncture points that cure diseases and save people. If you don't remember this, what if you accidentally hit the other person's death hole?" Yang said.
"But that's too much, isn't it?"
Huo Ran cried with a sad face, in the past, when she watched TV, those martial arts masters just banged twice, and the opponent couldn't move, she felt very handsome at that time, but she didn't expect it to be so difficult to practice.
"I've streamlined you a lot, these acupuncture points have to be remembered, ten years of sharpening a sword, do you think martial arts are so easy to learn?"
"Master Stink, you're just as old as me, so how did you become so powerful?" said Firedye pouting.
"Maybe it's because I'm talented? Like me, a handsome person with good martial arts is one in a million!" Yang Wei said very stinkyly.
"Stinky master, I found that your best skill is not your skill!"
"What is it?"
"Your shamelessness has reached the point where it is unparalleled in the world, and absolutely no one can surpass it!" said Huo Ran very seriously.
"How do you talk to the master?Believe it or not, I'm being tortured?!," Yang Ji said fiercely.
"What kind of punishment, did you eat me? Come quickly, people can't wait!" Huo Ran opened his arms, the bedding fell off again, and the graceful figure was once again revealed in Yang Ji's sight.
"Ahem. Yang Yu coughed lightly twice, quickly looked away, and said in his heart: Is this stupid chick fearless and thinks that she doesn't dare to do something to her, or does she really want to refuse and welcome?
"Stinky master, why don't you let me see the acupuncture points, and you hit me, maybe I can experience it myself?"
"Where's the dead hole?" Yang Ji quipped.
"Okay, master, if you bear it, come here! If I die, master remember to shoot at my corpse, I haven't experienced life and death yet!"
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Yang Yi is completely messy, this fire dye is really out of his mouth.
Thinking of this, Yang Wei decided to educate this little girl well, otherwise the majesty of being a master would no longer exist.
Yang Yu squinted his eyes and said, "Are you sure you want me to test the acupuncture on you?"
"yes, ...... it"
Halfway through Huo Ran's words, Yang Ji had already pointed his finger at the other party's acupuncture point, and Huo Ran opened his mouth, but he couldn't say a word.
"It's a dumb hole. Yang Yi smiled and withdrew his hand, squinted and said, "Do you want me to relieve your acupoints?"
"Woo woo woo "
Fire Dye wanted to speak, but he could only make a whining sound, and he immediately had to nod his head again and again.
"Huh. Yang Yu smiled, and the Shenxing acupoint hand used it again, and while relieving the other party's dumb acupoint, he quickly clicked on another acupoint.
"Whew, I can finally speak!" Huo Ran breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to make a move, but his body couldn't move.
"This is the body acupoint you have always dreamed of!" Yang Yu said, yawned, lay on the bed by himself, squinted and said, "Wait, the acupuncture points will be unlocked in an hour!"
"Ah, don't, stinky master! In an hour, your precious apprentice doesn't have a sore back?!" Hearing Yang Ji's words, Huo Ran hurriedly said.
Yang Yu was just scaring the other party, and with another point, Huo Dye regained his freedom.
"Wow, stinky master, you are too powerful! There are any other acupuncture points, hurry up and let me try them!" As if he had discovered a new continent, Huo Ran looked at Yang Yi and looked up to the other party as a god.
"Dead Hole!"
"Uh, what else is there besides this?"
"Do you really want to try?" Yang Jian narrowed his eyes slightly, and looked at the fire dye with bad intentions.
Huo Dye was stared at by Yang Ji with goosebumps, but he still crossed his neck and said, "That's right, as long as it's not a dead hole, try it!"
"Pain point, used when torture to extract confession!" Yang Ji was another magic point, and pointed it on the sore point of the fire dye, and the fire dye suddenly rolled on the ground in pain.
But it was only an instant, Yang Yu immediately relieved the pain point, he knew the taste of this, and the acupoint was more uncomfortable than death.
After the pain point was lifted, Yang Yi pointed out another laughing point.
"Hahaha, stinky master, stop, hahaha, people can't help it, hahaha......"
was hit in the laughing hole, and Huo Ran couldn't help laughing, at first it was nothing, but then the laughter even left tears.
Yang Jian lifted the other party's acupuncture points, squinted his eyes and said, "Do you want to try it again?"
"Stinky master, you dare to torture me like this, this girl is fighting with you!"
Huo Ran ignored Yang Ji's words, and rushed towards the other party with teeth and claws, although it was only a moment just now, but that feeling was still fresh in her memory.
Before Yang Yu came back to his senses, the fire-dyed red lips were attached to his mouth.
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Yang Yu was slightly stunned, if Huo Ran flattened him, he could understand it, but how could the other party kiss him in turn?
Isn't that a tempting punishment?
But just when Yang Yi was thinking like this, he only felt a slight pain in his lip flap and hurriedly pushed the fire dye away, subconsciously touched his mouth, and found that the lip flap was actually bitten through the skin, oozing out a trace of blood.
When Yang Ji saw this scene, he couldn't cry or laugh for a while, and just wanted to beg for mercy, but unexpectedly, Huo Ran sent fragrant lips again, and the hot lip flap was tightly attached to Yang Ji's mouth.
Faced with such a temptation of fire dyeing, Yang Wei felt that if he didn't do something, he would be a man, so he immediately hugged the other party with his backhand and responded enthusiastically to the other party's fragrant kiss.
Huo Dye originally wanted to bite Yang Ji again, but he didn't expect Yang Ji to kiss her in turn, and he couldn't help but be slightly stunned, but he quickly came back to his senses, and a blush flashed on his face, but he was also stubborn and fought back not to be outdone.
The two little snakes were intertwined with each other, fighting, and neither of them backed down......
After a long time, Huo Dye was the first to be out of breath, pushed Yang Ji away, gasped for breath, and said angrily: "Stinky master, you are playing hooligan on me again!"
"Uh, please, it's obvious that you provoked it first, okay!" Yang Ji spread his hands, revealing a very innocent look.
"......" Huo Dye originally wanted to refute, but after thinking about it, it was indeed he who took the initiative to kiss Yang Ji first, and immediately said again: "Who asked you to mess with my acupoint!"
"Please, this is also what you ask for!" Yang Jian spread his hands again.
"I don't care! Anyway, you're playing hooligan on me, what do you say?!" Huo Dye also lost his temper and was quite unreasonable.
"Hey, what's over there?" Yang Ji said suddenly.
Fire Dye was stunned, and subconsciously looked behind him.
Yang Wei didn't expect Huo Dye to be so easy to deceive, so he couldn't help but be happy, his feet were floating and shiny, and he rushed out of Huo Dye's house and went outside.
"Stinky master!"
Huo Ran came back to her senses and knew that she was in charge of Yang Ji, but when she wanted to catch up again, Yang Ji was already gone.
Seeing this scene, Huo Ran couldn't help but stomp his feet angrily, but recalling the previous scene of kissing with Yang Ji, a smile appeared on his face unconsciously, and he subconsciously touched his lips, a little obsessed with the electric shock feeling just now.
Although when Yang Jian first saw Huo Dye, the other party was dressed as a little sister. But that's just that this little girl is just in the rebellious period, in fact, Huo Ran is a very traditional girl in her bones, and the kiss just now is still the other party's first kiss......
"Huh!~"
Just when Huo Ran recalled the previous scene of kissing with Yang Ji, she only felt a flower in front of her, and Yang Ji's figure reappeared in her sight.
Without waiting for the fire dye to react, Yang Jian locked the door behind him, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.
"You still dare to come back!" Although Huo Ran didn't know why Yang Yu ran back to throw himself into the net, he still sharpened his little tiger teeth and looked at the other party viciously.