Chapter 45: Enlightenment!
"Oh, don't throw it away, Brother Sansi, this is a green live broadcast room, and you threw it away......" The female fan was so angry that Lin Sansi had no choice but to beg for mercy.
"Sing about conquering! Sing about conquering!"
"Yes, let's sing conquest to let him go!
In the live broadcast room, the female fans and sisters connected their hearts and severely cracked down on Lin Sansi, a little scoundrel. And the male fans were snickering on the side, Brother Sansi, you are too fat, now you are going to be conquered.
It didn't work to ask my aunt to tell my grandmother, so Lin Sansi didn't compromise and vowed not to give up. Brother Sansi has served you, can't you serve you, conquer and go!
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At this time, outside the thirty-eight heavens of the heavenly realm, it was lively and lively, and the fairies of the heavenly palace were also dressed in flowers, and the palace was also hung colorful, very beautiful.
All kinds of gods and powerful living Buddhas who can't be seen in the shadows on weekdays gather together. The stars of the heavens, the gods of the heavenly realm, the kings of one side, as long as they are a little famous in the heavenly realm, they all rushed to participate. Of course, there are also those who are not in place, such as the Buddha and Guanyin who did not come.
There are ninety-nine eighty-one tables on the Eight Immortals table alone, and they have to be of high grade to sit, and ordinary immortals can only sit on the stone table on the periphery.
Today is the big day of the Jade Emperor's eldest daughter Hongyi, and the wedding is presided over by Tai Bai Xing. All the immortals came to eat and drink today, but the monks could only come to drink tea.
"All the immortals, I salute you with a glass!" The Jade Emperor raised his glass to invite the moon and drank all the wine in the cup.
"Emperor Xie Yu!"
Anyone's face can be less, but the face of the rulers of the Three Realms can not be less, and everyone raises a glass to the Jade Emperor to show their respect.
At this moment, a heavenly general walked forward with light steps and a happy face, and bowed generously.
"Report to the Jade Emperor, the extraterritorial demons disturbed the peace of the Three Realms, and now they have been quelled. Lei Zhenzi and the third prince joined forces, slashed countless enemies, and repelled the demon army in one fell swoop!"
"Congratulations, Your Majesty, double happiness is coming! Congratulations!" Tai Baixing congratulated.
The Jade Emperor Long Yan was shocked, and he was very pleased, "Aiqing, please get up, when the third prince, Lei Zhenzi and other soldiers come back to restore their lives, I will be rewarded!"
The heavenly realm was exempted from worshipping the church, and the red-clothed fairy and her husband, Jun Min Jun, each pulled a red rope and greeted the power of the immortals from all walks of life.
"Congratulations to the fairy in red, Min Jun Tianshen, and to tie the knot! Congratulations to Your Majesty and Niangniang for welcoming the dragon and the fast son-in-law!"
The first to give gifts was Zhenyuan Daxian, who gave a pair of ginseng fruits to the red-clothed fairy and Min Jun Tianshen.
"Thank you Zhenyuan Daxian, Daxian, please take a seat!" Hongyi and Min Jun said with a smile at the same time, their smiles were very happy.
An immortal was holding a jade plate, with two crystal clear ginseng fruits on it, tender and soft, and the other immortals couldn't help but drool. The three major treasures in the heavenly realm, the Taishang Laojun Immortal Pill, the Queen Mother's peach, and the ginseng fruit of Zhenyuan Daxian, although the first two are valuable, but the Chongxian family has more or less paid a little, but the ginseng fruit of Zhenyuan Daxian can be described as very rare, and many immortals dream of smelling it.
In the front row of the Eight Immortals table, Sun Wukong, who defeated the Buddha, looked disdainful, "Hmph! Brother Zhenyuan is really stingy, only send two! At least ten!" As he spoke, Sun Wukong drank a glass of old wine. This wine is too inferior, it is not as good as the monkey wine of my old grandson Huaguo Mountain, this Jade Emperor is even more picky than Zhenyuan!
"Great Sage, a pair not only means good, but these two are also the best two of the ginseng fruits. Zhenyuan Daxian said with a dry smile.
Send ten, the immortals rolled their eyes for a while, this Zhenyuan Daxian ginseng fruit, from flowering to fruiting for more than 30,000 years, Zhen Yuanzi himself is reluctant to eat, this monkey head is clearly embarrassing to everyone.
At this time, Zhu Bajie stepped forward, showing a night pearl in his hand, which was very bright and dazzling.
"Congratulations to Sister Red, Min Jun Tianshen!"
As soon as she heard Zhu Bajie call her sister in red, the queen mother was unhappy, and her eyes were full of resentment, "Zhu Wuneng, you have converted to Buddhism, why do you still pester my daughter Suyi?
This pig Wuneng is really thick-skinned, and the queen mother should burn incense and worship the Buddha regardless of the previous suspicions, and dare to play tricks here.
"Queen Mother, I am sincere to the real plain clothes, I pig Wu can swear to the sky, if it is not good for the plain clothes, I will not call Zhu Wu Neng!" Zhu Bajie swore solemnly.
These words caused a burst of laughter from the fairy world, swearing that it was like a fart.
"If you're talking nonsense, you should go and guard the South Heavenly Gate!" the Jade Emperor's face was displeased.
"Your Majesty, the old pig is infatuated, the sun and the moon can be seen, you can't beat the mandarin duck. As long as you give me the plain clothes, the old pig guarding the Nantianmen is also willing......" Zhu Wuneng looked sincere, but the plain clothes beside the queen mother were frightened and her face was purple.
"Come on, press Zhu Wuneng back to the heavenly prison for me!" the Jade Emperor shouted, and the two heavenly soldiers dragged Zhu Bajie down.
"Your Majesty, Niangniang, you should respond to the old pig, the old pig is extraordinary, and the merits are immeasurable......"
Sun Wukong wanted to say two good words, and asked the second child of the Jade Emperor not to do too much, but his junior brother was really not good at it. came out like this in front of all the immortals, especially his lust, even if he converted to Buddhism, he did not decrease but increased, and lost all the face of Lao Sun.
"The queen mother, let's let go of the pig Wuneng, he didn't do anything to his daughter. Su Yi pulled the corner of the Queen Mother of the West, and she was still a little afraid in her heart.
Seeing that the eldest sister Hongyi has found Ruyi Langjun, Suyi has also begun to move her heart, and under the continuous bombardment of Zhu Wuneng sugar-coated shells, the little heart will inevitably be moved. When you get used to a person's harassment, you slowly become branded with him. Although Zhu Wuneng has a bad reputation and appearance, he can still walk sideways in the heavenly realm.
The Queen Mother of the West glared at Su Yi, her phoenix eyes were full of anger, and after a brief exchange of words with the Jade Emperor, she said, "Su Yi, you come with me." ”
The departure of the Queen Mother did not cause any movement, and the banquet was still lively, with the fairy in red and Min Jun Tianshen toasting the immortals. The immortal families sent their blessings one after another, causing the Jade Emperor Long Yan to be happy and rewarding his famous wine daughter Hong.
Min Jun Heavenly God is a mortal who has ascended to the lower realm, and has gone through the heavenly tribulation and the baptism of endless years to get to where he is today. Ascended to the heavenly realm, commanded the three armies, eradicated the turmoil of all parties, and made great contributions, and the Jade Emperor opened a golden marriage. However, Min Jun Tianshen is merry by nature, and he has been a good emperor in the mortal world, and it is difficult to change his nature, and his sister-in-law has been harassed by Min Jun Tianshen to a greater or lesser extent.
Looking at the Jade Emperor Longyan Dayue, the Queen Mother of the West took Su Yi down to lecture, it seems that things are not as bad as imagined, Sun Wukong drank a cup happily, but the next moment he frowned, muttering to himself: "Alas, poor old grandson is old, and he hasn't even mixed up with a confidant......"
"Senior brother, you now know that you regret it, when the Queen Mother gave you Fairy Chang'e to marry, you didn't want it, now you regret it, right?"
"Although the second senior brother is not as good as you, but the second senior brother is at the peak of his ability in that regard, he dares to love and hate his beloved, and if he likes it, let go and chase it, the senior brother is not Lao Sha, I said you, you are really bad in love, and you have to die to save face and suffer crimes!" Sha Seng glanced at Sun Wukong, and his words were neat, but who knew my Lao Sha's loneliness.
"Bah, bah, my grandson, that is it? Bajie and Chang'e Fairy had such a paragraph, how do you let my old grandson be good?" Sun Wukong thought of this, and couldn't wait to pick up the wine pot to drink, Chang'e Fairy is indeed beautiful, if my old grandson answered the queen mother's matter back then, wouldn't I be a senior brother and a laughing stock in the Three Realms?
"My Buddha is merciful, Wukong, you have finally opened your mind. Tang Seng beside him clasped his hands together, with a smile on his face, and said earnestly.